第1章
海边。
langdazhelang，qiwenzhoujiang。
haibianzhumindouduozaizijiashitouleidefangzili，neishitoufenglibeinituxixidemoshangle，daoyebutoufeng，fangdingshanggaizheyouzhangyouhoudehaimaocao。
qizhongyijianfang，dingshangdehaimaocaoxixilala，shitouyushitoudefengxigenzhizhuwangyiyangmimimama，yipangyishoulianggeyatoujinaizhedunzaiqiangjiao。
“jie，niangchuangbandejiacenglizangzhelianghongshu！”
pangyatoudelianxianggebaimiantuan，jideyouheideyanjingxiangliangtiaoyouzhangyouheidefeng，tiqichide，fenglidoufangchuleyiyiguanghui。
shouyatoubipangyatougaobangetou，danshirenshoudegenmaganside，fangfohaifengguadedayidian，lianrendaiyishangdounengjiguapao。
tatiantianganliedechun，lengmodexiaoshengjinggao，“nixiangbeidasima？”
pangyatousesuoleyixia，jiangnaodaishuaidehebolangguyiyang。
tadaxiaoletouhongshudeniantou，qujiaotangzaichuangshangdenvrenqichuang，jinerlundaotamenerfangquyenaidelaowulizuofan。
zuofannengloudianchishi，tatouchidianyenaidedongxi，nvrenshimoxude。
“niang......”pangyatoumozhegugujiaodeduzichaozhechuangbianzouqu，jiannvrenmeiyoushenmefanying，tayouxiaoxinyiyiyaoleyaonvrendegebo，“gaiqulaowuzuofanle......”
tangzaichuangshangdenvrenyijiumeiyoufanying。
zhongwutaguanleyiwanyouyikaideshengzimifangdekuyaoshuixiaqu，yijingzhengzhengyigexiawushangmeidongdanle。
pangyatouganjuezijizhuazhedegeboyouxiejiangying，hedezhijietankai，nanyizhixindewuzhuzijidezui，“jie，niangshibushisi......”
shouyatouyijing，gangluchudianxise。
“si——”chuangshangderenchuyishengxiang，yijingzuoqilaile。
shouyatoudenglepangyatouyiyan，zheidounengkancuo。
胖丫头吐了吐舌头。
“niang，gaiqulaowuzuofanle，wojinerkanjianyemailexiaorouchanghuilaini。”pangyatoushuohuadeshengerlihaidaizheyigushiluludekoushuisheng。
zuozaichuangshangdenvrenmeihangsheng，xinlizaoyifantianfudi。
她重生了？
naoziliyijingduolexuduobushuyutadejiyi。
“ai，dayaeryafuwoqilai。”
xieqingyajilidekongzhizhezijidemianbubiaoqing，zuijiaohaishirenbuzhuchoulechou。
这，无痛生娃！
shougaogedeshidaya，basuile。
pangdegendongguayiyangdexiaoyatouyuangungunde，shenguolaichanfuxieqingyadeshoubeishanghaidaizhejigexianjinqudewowo，zheishierya，yeyouliusui。
lianggexiaojiahuoshouxinchuanlaidewenrerangxieqingyagengqingxideganjuedao，tashizhenzhongshengle。
qianshiqinshengfumuyinweitashinvhaijiangtasongren，yangfumuyoulezijidehaizizhihoujiukedaita，jiangtadangchengjialidexiaobaomushihuan。
haoburongyikaoshangledaxue，tafeijinxinsishuofuleyangfumuburangtamenbazijijiajitongcundelaoguanggun，takaozaixiaofanguanshuapanzixiwanduwanlesiniandaxue，shenzhikaishichuangtouxiaoyouchengjiu。
benyiweimingyundechilunjijiangkaishizhuandong，keqinshengfumuhaoburongyishengdebaobeierzideleniaoduzheng，ertadeshenyoupipeideshang。
houmianjiushibeixiayao，geshen，zaigeshenhousannian，tajiudeleshenyanersi。
凭什么！
pingshenmetamendounenggongxiangtianlun，zhitayirenyaozaiyinlengbizedechuzufanglijuewangdesiqu。
xieqingyaxiangdaozaidifupanguanxishutapingshengdeshihou，tayishendeyuanqibishibacengdiyulideeguihaiyaozhong，shenzhijingdongleyanwangye。
“niang，nichilebuyaoyidingnengshengchuxiaodidide。”eryataohaodeshengyinjiangxieqingyalahuilexianshi。
“buxuyao。”xieqingyayaoleyaotou。
tashunbiansongkailianggeyatoudeshou，huodongleyixialveyouxiejiangyingdeguanjie，bansuizhexinzangzhongxintiaodong，xueyexunhuankaishi，tadeshentiyegengtingshihuanleyixie。
ketazheifuyangzi，quehedelianggeyatouqiqiguizaitagenqian。
“niang，yidinghuiyouxiaodidide。”
“对。”
zheishiyuanzhuzuiaitingdehua，tamenmeitiandouhuishuohenduobian。
xieqingyaxinneiyishengtanxi，bandunxiajianglianggeyatoujifuleqilai。
xieqingyaxintengdao：“niangchileneigepianzideyao，qujiandaoleyanwangye。yanwangyegaosuwo，wozheibeizimeiyouerzile，erqieyaowoduinimenhaodian，fouzeyihoudengwosileyaoxiadiyude。”
tayuqizhenqie，yanshenliyeliangjingjingde。
yaotazhuangyibeiziedudeyuanzhu，tayeshizuobudaode，buruzhaogeheshideyoutouhelidegaibian。
lianggexiaoyatouzuokanyoukande，dayasuirandianzhetou，danshiyanshenwangzuoshangjiaopiaozhe，“niangwoxinni。”
xieqingyameiduoxiang，zhishikanzheshougulinxundedaya，xiangshikandaoleqianshinianyoudeziji。
yinyuenengcongdayalingkouchukandaotashenshangmimimamazhuahen，yinweitaliangshaideyishangbeifengchuiluodishangzhanletu，yuanzhujiuxunlegeyoutoujiangtazhuanaoleyidun。
haibuxutashangyao，jiurangtakanzheshangkoukuilan，zhangzhangjixing！
eryawangwangshiyinweitouchiaida，neiyifuxiadenenpiroudoushiqingyikuaiziyikuaide，tayepangdebutongxunchang，zhenggeliandoushizhongzhongdeganjue，yikanjiushibingtaide。
tamendouchuanzhebuheshendeyishang，xiangshisiwusuixiaohaichuandeyishang，gebodouluchuleyidajie，nenggaizhushentideyifubianbianjiaojiaodoushisuichengyiliuyiliude。
shuoshijiebiandeqigaiyebuweiguo。
xieqingyayandiyouleiyishandong，laguolianggexiaoyatou，qulezijizangqilaideyao，fenbiejitamencaleyao。
zaizuowanzheiyiqiehou，caizaieryalvcidemingshianshixia，daizhelianggenverchaozhelaowuzouqu。
“yo，ersaohaijidelaizuofana！shoutoukedelisuodian，yaoburantianheilechifanhaifeidengyou，kanpopobushoushini。”sanfangdewangshibaozheyisuibudaodeerzi，guyizaixieqingyagenqianzhuanyouleyiquan。
xieqingyazaocongjiyilidezhizheiwangshizhangzhezijishenglelianggenverhouyouzhuishengdaoleerzi，gezhongzaiyuanzhumianqianxianbai，qifuyuanzhu，yuanzhushouleqi，youdamazaizijilianggeguinvdeshenshang。
wangshijuedexieqingyameierzitaibuqitou，jiubianbenjialile。
guyibaerzibaoleshideniaobuyiche，jiudiuzailedayadeyanqian，yanshenquepiezhexieqingya，“kuaiqudashuibangdidica**，xiniaobu。”
dayayaozhechun，jiuzhunbeishenshoujianneiniaobu。
turanbeiyigudalichelehuilai，shixieqingyazuzhileta。
wangshijianzhuang，guyijiangerzidexiaoqueerduizhunxieqingya，“yunxunishengdeneipeiqianhuoxiwomenxingandeniaobu，shirangniyejiejiezheidapangxiaozidefuqi。”
xieqingyaejiaochoulechou，zheirentiedingyoubing。
tahaishihaoxindejianqiwangshidiudedoushideniaobudiuhuiqu，“zheifuqihaishinizijiliuzheba。”
dayayouxieeran，niangzheishizaihuzheta？
zheishi，neidoushideniaobuqiahaofeidaowangshihuaili，wangshiyongshouyidang，niaobulideshijiusaletazijimanhuai，liandaizhehaizishenshangdouyou。
“姓谢的，你——”
“sandimei，zenmele，bushinishuodefuqima，xianzainimanshendoushifuqile！”xieqingyachechechunjiao，zhonghuoyishihaiguanzhezheizhongren？
tashuobabuzailihuiwangshi，lanzhelianggeyatoudejianbang，“zou，jiniangdabashouzuofanqu。”
lianggexiaoyatouchuizhenaodai，danshiyanliliangjingjingde。
kanzhepingshizhangyawuzhuadesanshenchibie，haoshuanga！