第4章 寡妇登门

kanzheqiaochulangtunhuyandeyangzi,qiaoxiaofuhechenqingshanmudengkoudai:zheijiashi,nalixiangshigezhongbingren?

qiaochuquanshendoubeileipijiaole,haichidezheimexiang?

mofeineigeleiyoushuifen?!

qiaochukebuguan,chilesanwanyihou,quedingchuleqiaoxiaofujiedisangedefanzhiwai,guolidefandoubeizijichiwanle,zheicaixinmanyizuditianletianzuichun,fangxintangping,zuilibuwangtixing:“laroufanzhenhaochi……wanfanduozhudian,wohaixiangchisanwan。”

qiaoxiaofuyuqijianding,yonglidianlediantou,toudinglianggexiaofabaogenzheyiqidiantou:“……hao。gugu,woyidingrangnichibao。”

nazhekongwanchuqu,dangjiarenqiaoxiaofuyouxinchongchong:yuanxiangzheconggufujianahuilaidemimiannengchigeshilaitian,xianzaiqiaozheguguyigerendingquanjiarendefanliang,kenengwutiandoudingbuzhule……xinghaohaiyouyinzi,huitouzaiqumaixiemimianhuilaicaixing。

fangliyouzhishengxialianggeren,qiaochumanzuditanleyikouqi:kesuanchilegeqifenbao!

chenqingshanmouguangguaiyi:“nizenmenengchidexiaquzheimeduo?”neikeshisandawan!bushifanwan,shicaiwan!manmansandawanfan!

qiaozheqiaochutangpinglexiandehenshiganshoudexiaoshenban,neilaroufanzhuangdaonaliqule?

“zenme?niyangbuqia?”manzhangxiuxianlushang,yuerenwushudeqiaochutingduolehunsubujidehua,cishichideshufu,renbuzhukaiqilewanxiao。

chenqingshanbushuohuale,dingzheheiququdeqiaochuzuibianqiao,zuibianyouyidian**deyanse:neidifangdeheisepifuhaoxiangshiliekaile,heiququdepifuliefengzhongtouchuyisifenhong。

qiaochumeitingdaotahuiying,youzhunbeishuijue:duziliyouleshiwu,xiangdangyuyouyoulenengliang,youkeyiduoxiufuyixieshangchule!

zangfuzhongdeshangshiyijingjibenxiufuwanbi,xianzaizhuyaojiushijifu。

ranerzheilimianyeyougenanchu:xiufudetaikuaile,parenjiangzijidangchengyaoniejishaosi,xiufuderuoshitaimanle,zijimeitianzheimetangzheyehennanshou!

neijiu……shitianquanyuhaole?!

qiaochuxinzhongpansuanzheshijian,zaicikaishilexiulian。

suizheqiaochuzaicichenchenshuiqu(kaishixiulian),neiyizhenzhenruoyouruowudeweifengyouchuxianle!

chenqingshanshufudikuitanleyisheng,zhengzhunbeibishangyanjingyeshuiyijueni,queerduohenjianditingdaoleshenbianqiaochushenshangchuanchuleqingweidesilieshengyin。

chenqingshanxunsuzhengyan,niutou,qukanqiaochu,yifanduanxiangzhixia,tahairandengdaleyanjing:ganggangqiaozheqiaochuzuibiandeneiyisifenhong,jingrankuodale!

erkuodadebianyuan,heisedeyaogaodixiaheranshiyicenglaopi,erpoliekuodadelaopiliefengzhong,shi**dejifu!

neicuiruotoumingdaofangfoyipengjiuhuiliekaidejifushang,youzhedandanderongmao,touguoganggangxinshengdejifu,hainengkandaodixiaxixiaodexueguan……

zuotianqiaochuqujidieniangshangfenshibeileipiyunle,songhuilaishuoshijiubuhuole,jinrenshitingtianmingzaiquanshenmoleyaogao,jintianjingranjiukaishituipile?!

zheinalishiyaosideren?zheifenmingshikuaiyaohaole?!

kezheihaoqilaidesudu,yetaikuaileba?!zheishigeshenmeyaonie?!

chenqingshanjianzhishizhenjingwanfen,tamanmanditou,coujinle,shituquerenzijimeikancuo,naihetadebixipudazaiqiaochudelianshang,qiaochulikejiuganjuedaoletadekaojin,moranzhengkaileyanjing!

四目相对!

chenqingshanchileyijing,mengranhoutui,chezhelexiongkoudeshangchu,tengdeliansedoubaile!

qiaochugengchijing:“niganma?feilia?”

chenqingshanyoutongyounu:“nizheigeguiyangzi,wofeilinishenmeya?”

qiaochu:“……”haoxiangyeshiha,zijixianzaideyangzigenguiqueshichabuduo。

“neinicouwoneimejinganshenme?”qiaochubujiediwen。

yishuodaozheige,chenqingshanrenbuzhuluchuguaiyideshense:“nizuibabianneili……liekaile!”

什么叫咧开了?

谁嘴巴不咧开?!

suizhechenqingshandezhidian,qiaochumomingqimiao,shenshouqumo,keyitaishou,jiutingdaoleyishengqingxidesiliesheng。

lianggerendoulengzhule,qiqichaozhesiliedeshengyinfachudedifangkanguoqu,quekandaoleqiaochudeshouzhiguanjiechu,heiququdejifuheranliekaile,luchulelimian**baixidejifu!

陈青山:“!!!”

qiaochu:“……”caolvle!

huifusudutaikuaile,haoxianghedaoleshenbianderen。

guoran,chenqingshanzhenjingdiwen:“nizenme……haodezheimekuai?”youzhongkanzhemeinvshetuipideganjue?

qiaochukanlezijiliekaideheipibantian,xianglegehenbiejiaoqueyouhenzhenshideliyou:“keneng……woshishenxian?”

chenqingshan:“……”jiuzhidaozheinvrenbuhuishuozhenhua。

jiranliekaile,zenmeyebunengyoudeneiheipijiuneimezhangzhezui,zijinanshou,kanderenyenanshou!

qiaochuyushikaishishizhexianjiangshoushangdepisidiao,suizheyikuaikuaiheisedelaopibeisiqu,yishuang**zhongtouzhefenhongdesushouchengxianlechulai。

chenqingshandeyanjingzaicidengyuanle:zheiye……taihaokanleba!

suirantaconglaimeirucirenzhendikanguoyigenvzideshou,ketashifenkending,zijicongmeijianguozheimehaokandenvzideshou!

xiuzhangdeshizhigenshuicongside,lveyouxierouroude,queyouxixizhangzhang,meiyoushenmexiwen,guanjiebuweiyemeiyoushenmeanchentuchu,zhijiayeshifendudude,fanzhejiankangdefenhong……

qiaochumanyidikanzhezijideshuangshou,zantandao:“zheishouzhenhaokan!”

chenqingshanqingbuzijinfuhezhediantou:“shihaokan。”shuowanchenqingshancaiyishidaozijishuolexieshenme,shunjianliandoubaohongle!

jiulianerduodouhongdaoyaodixueyiban!kuaigenneilianshangdezhushazhiyiyanghongle!

yuanyiweiqiaochuhuiyinweizijidemenglangershengqi,quemeixiangdaoqiaochupieleyiyanchenqingshan,zanshangdao:“nideyanguanghenbucuoma!”

chenqingshan:“!!!”zijizheigebianyixifuhaoxianglianpitinghoude?buzhidaoshenmejiaohaisao?!

qiaochutaishou,zhengzhunbeijianglianshangdepiyesidiao,turantingdaogebisunqiaoniangdeshengyinxiangqi:“xiaofu,niguguhegufuzheihuierxingzhemeiyou?”

qiaoxiaofudayingzhe:“qiaoniangshenshen,nizhaowogugua?woqukankan。”

qiaochudeshoumomosaijinlebeizili,yirandingzheyizhangheiququdelian,mianwubiaoqingdikanzheqiaoxiaofu。

tahenpabiaoqingtaifengfu,lianshangdepituranliele,neijiutaiherenle。

qiaoxiaofuhuangzhelianggexiaofabaojinlai,kanleqiaochuyiyan,chuqujiugaosusunqiaoniang:“qiaoniangshenshen,woguguxingzhede。”

“e,neiwolaikankanniguguhegufu。”sunqiaoniangshuowanbuduoshi,jiuyoujiaobushengconggebiyuanziraolegewanzoujinlezijiayuanzili,ranhoujinlezijidefangjian。

fangjiandechuangshang,bingjiantangzhedelianggeren,yigepingtangzhe,yigexieyizhechuangtoutangzhe,yigehonglian,yigeheilian,sizhiyanjingkanzhesunqiaoniang,doumianwubiaoqing。