《gongxisuzhuhunchuanchenggong，zhengzaiduquyuanzhujiyi。》
“touteng，waimianhaochao。”
gezhongxiangguanjiyiyongrunaozhong，chengshuangzhijuedetoutengyulie，haobantiancaizhongyuhuanguoshenlai？
zhengkaiyanjingyikanzijizhengtangzaitukangchuangshang，qiangbishitupi，wudingshimaocao。
muzhisuojiyongyigezikegaikuo，qiong。
“真是操蛋。“
zaijiehenaohaizhongyuanzhujiyi，chengshuangmeirenzhumalejuzanghua。
guoranxudeyuanyitiaoyemeichenggong，haishichuandaoqiongshangoulilaile，shenshiqikudimeichengqun，haiyouyiduiqipaqinqi。
种田文标配啊！
mingmingshuohaotashiwangsideyaobuchangtani？difudeguidoushipianrendegui。
waimianyigecukuangdenvshengzhengchezhesangzimajie，zhengshiyuanzhuzuiqipadeyigeqinqi，tadedabonianghuchunhua，jiansuankeboqiajianyaoqiang，chengrilinayuanshendangnucaishihuan。
zheihuierzhengzaihecunlirenchaojia，yinweitayaobayuanshenshiliangyinzimaijibieren，shuoshimaihuiqujijialierzidangxifuqishijiushirenfanzi，cunlirenzhizetataihenxin。
yuanshendieniangdousile，dieshiwunianqianchuquzuoshengyizaichuanshangyudaoshuizeibeisharenjiecai，niangyinweisangfunanchanshengziluoxiabinggen，chengleyinianduoyesile。
jialilaorenzaoshi，shengxiasangeerzimeifenjiazhuzaichenglaotouliuxiadelaofangzili。
chenglaotounianqingshiqinlaonengganliuxiadefangzihenda，xiongdisangemeirennengfendaosangefangjian。
yuanshendefuqinchenglaosishisanxiongdilizuixiaode，shangmianlianggegegeyigejiejie，**yige**，yinweishaoshiduledianshusuoyizaiwaimianrenshilerenchuquzuoshengyi，duonianlaiyidajiazidehuafeiyoudabandoushitazhuande。
chenglaodajiahainatazhuandeqiangongzijierzidushu，yigeyuesanliangyinzishuxiu，rujinchenglaodadeerzichengcaijunyijingshitongshengle。
kexichenglaosiyisi，chenglaodahechenglaoerbingmeiyoushandaitadehaizi，zailiangrenxifudecuomoxiaguodezhugouburu。
chengshuangshichenglaosizuidadeguinv，jinnianshiqisui，**yige**chengpanshisansui。
ranhoushilianggedidichengchenhechengxu，fenbieshiqisuihewusui，lianggejihushichengshuangyishoudaidade。
lianggenanhaichengfuyuanbenshidasuandousongqudushude，kerujinlianggehaizizaijialibieshuodushule，lianfandouchibubao，bicunlitonglingdehaizishouxiaodeduo，ganshoudexianglianggendouyacai。
huchunhuatielexinyaozaijinribachengshuangjimaile，zhandoulishizudeyigerenheshijifurenduipen。
“jiumaijiumaizenmele，woshitadaboniang，zheijiniandoushiwojitayikoufanchitacaimeiesi，yanglezheimeduonianjiayejiabuchuqu，bumailenandaoliuzhehuohaiwomenjia。”
“weichangguijiadelaosanbushishuolema，tayuanyiquchengshuangguomen。”weiguandecunminzhongyigefurengaoshengshuo，yinlaiyiqunrenfuhe。
huchunhuaqidedengyan，qiazhefeiyao“tamenlaoweijiayouqianma？weichangguiyuanyinachushiliangyinzicailiqianma，tazuogeerkeshuole，yigezidoumeiyou，bunaqianjiuxiangbaideyigexifu，xiangdemei。”
“tabenlaijiushikefuming，xianzaihaizaishuilibeibiedenanrenjiuqilai，yihousheiganyaota，wobumaidengzhetalanzaijialia。”
“weijialaosanbushishuozhengzaixiangbanfama，jintianyizaojiubalizhengjiaoqule，shuobudingyihuierjiuyouqianle。”
“shia，caijuntaniang，zenmeshuoyeshiqinzhinv，maileyebupatadiemacongdilipachulaizhaonisuanzhang。”
“pachulaiwoyebupa，tamingbuhaoguaiwoma？minglikefushuolesangerenjia，doushidingleqinjialijiuchushiyoubeituiqin。
shiqisuileyemeirenganyaota，shuobuzhuntadieniangyeshitakeside，jixuliuzhetawomenjiayeyaodaodameide。wojiajuneryihouhaiyaokaozhuangyuandangdaguan，bunengbeitalianlei。”
“zheimeshuoyoudianguofenle，chengshuangzheihaiziduohaoa，meitianrenlaorenyuanjinimenganduoshaohuo。”
“shia，zhiqianshuodesanjiarenchuyiwaiyebushitadecuo，niyebuxiangxiangnijiacaijunyiqiandushudeqianhaishichengshuangtadiezhuande，buranpingnimenzhongdinalinadechumeigeyuesanliangyinzideshuxiu。”
huchunhuawufafanbozijierzidushuyonglechenglaosidezhuandeqian，zhuanyihuatishuo“yiwai？neicunlirenzenmebuyaota，xusanponizheimexihuanta，nashiliangyinzijinimenjiadaqingdangxifuniyaobuyao。”
beidianmingdexusanpobeiyeleyixia，tasuiranjuedechengshuangzheihaizikelian，danshizheihaizibeizhekefudemingsheng，tayeshiyousuogujide。
chouchuleyihuiershuo，“wojiadaqingdeqinshiyijingdingle。”
huchunhuaxiangdaleshengzhang，zhigaoqiyangdeshuo“kanbakanba，nimendoubuganyaota，woyoubuqiantadeganmayizhiyangzheta。”
fanglimeiren，chengshuangkaozaimenbiantingleyihuierwaimianrendeduihua，zaihunluandejiyilichuanqiyixieshiqinglai。
qianjiridayubuduanheshuizhangchao，yutinghouyoucunminzaihebianjiandaoshangyouchongxialaideyu，suoyizuoriyizaohuchunhuajiuganzhechengshuangyequhebianzouyiquan，kankannengbunengjiandaoyuhuilai。
jieguoduoridayuhebiannitusongdong，yuanzhuyigebuxiaoxindiaojinleheli，jiushineixierenkouzhongdeweijialaosantiaoxiahejiuleta。
nannvshishenlouloubaobao，neigeweilaosanbarenbaodaoanbianhaizuolejijiu，cunlidabanrendoukandaole。
weilaosandangshishuoyuanyifuzequyuanzhuguomen，ranhouhuchunhuakaikouyaoshiliangyinzidecaili，nabuchulaijiumiantan。
cunliputongrenjiaquxifujicaili，erliangyinzidoushidingtianle，duodeshiwuliubaiwenqugexifuhuilaide，huchunhuazheijiushishizidakaikou。
weilaosantadieweichangguidangshijiupokoudama，shuochengshuangkefutajiabuyao，yaoquyekeyiyiwenqiancailiqianyemeiyou。
keliandeyuanshendiaohelijiuyijingyansile，weilaosanjiuxingderenbingbushiyuanlaidechengshuang，chengjiarenyoujuedetabenjiukefu，rujinhaichulezheidangzishi，burumaileyilebaile。
chengshuanghunshuideshihou，chengjialaodatuoguanxizhaolelianggerenlaikanguole，yuanbenneixierenhaijuedechengjiakaijiashilianggaole，kanguogunianghoulikejiutongyile。
yinweijuedeyuanzhumoyangshengdebichenglifuguirenjiade**doubiaozhi，maixialaidaidaoyuanxiedezhoufuqu，wulunshimaijifuhudangxiaoqie，haishimaiquyaozi，dounengzhuanhaojibei。
zhiyuneigeweilaosan，yuanshenguanyutadejiyihenshao，zhizhidaotajiaoweiqinglang，erqiebingbushiweichangguideqinshengerzi。
zheihecunhurenjiagegeburudemingzishitaniangqude，jushuotaniangshenfenlailubuming，buzhizenmeyundaozaichengjiacuncunkoubeiweichangguijiule，dangshihuailibaozhegehaibuhuizouludenanwa。
weichangguiqianmianquguoyigeyouhelile，youlianggeqinshengdedaerzi，duiweiqinglangyizhidoubuzenmedaijian。
houlaitaniangshizongletazaijiaderizijiuyuefananguole，weichangguidongbudongduitafeidajimatayebuhangsheng，zhengtianmaitouganhuozaicunzilihaowucunzaigan。
chengshuangbujintanlekouqi，yeshigekelianrena。
gankaiwanzhengxiangzhegaitadengchangle，waimianturanyourenhanlizhenglaile，chengshuangsongkailamendeshouerduoyoutieleshangqu，dasuanzaitingyihuier。
chengjiacundelizhengliushiduosuile，huzihuabai，chuanzheyishenxidefabaidecubuyishang，zhuzheguaizhangzoujinyuanzili。
tashenhougenzhedizhetoudeweiqinglang，kanqilaitinglaoshide，zhishimeirenkandaotadichuidetouxia，yishuangyanjingheiliangtouche，yandishichubianbujingdetairanzhise。
huchunhuachazheyaonaxiabakanren，kandaolizhenglailezhuantoukanxiangbiechuhengleyisheng。
jiusuanlizhenglaileyemeiyong，zongzhimeiyoushiliangyinzihunshimiantan。
chenglizhengzhuzheguaizhangzouguolai，“caijunniang，wodaiqinglangguolaigennishuoyisheng，shiliangyinzidecailiweijiachule。”
“啊......”
“changguijiazhenyoushilianga。”
“taiyangdaxibianchulaile，changguizhendeyuanyinashiliangchulaijilaosanquxifua。”
weiguandecunmindunshihuaran，buganxiangxinweijiazhendeyuanyihuashiliangyinzi，quyigebeizhekefumingshengdexifu。
erqielaosanhaibushitaqinshengde。
cunzhangguaizhangzaidishangdunledun，kelekeshuo“douanjingdian，qinglangyijingdaizhedimeicongjialifenchulaile，zheiqianshitazijide，qulexifuyihouzijiguo。”
“yuanlaishizheiyang，zaogaifenchulaile。”
“shia，laosanzaitamenjiadanglaohuangniu，zhongdiquanjitayigerengan，haijingchangbeidamazaogaifenchulai。”
cunminmenqizuibashe，huchunhuayeshifenjingya，dengyuanleyanjinghandao“zhennashiliangqutaa？”
weiqinglangguoqu，lianshangmeishenmebiaoqingdecongshenshangnachulianggewuliangdeyindingdiguoqu。
“zheishicailiqian，hudashenshuohuakeyaosuanshu。”
huchunhuapengzheshiliangyinding，yanjingzhujianliangqilai，zhuantouchaowulihan“haitadie，kuaichulaia，tiqindelaile。”