你老公我这辈子都看不上第1章

第一章

gaokaoqian,wonazoulexiaohualiujizhumadesibenyaoqing。

zhumagaozhongzhuangyuan,xiaohuaquetiaohexunleqing。

duonianhou,woyuzhumayiqiconghafobiye,zailiangjiadezhuzhangxialianyin。

hunlidangtian,zhumaqinshouweiwochuanshanghunsha。

tuidaolemanshinanrendebaojianli。

tabuguwokuhanqiujiu,zhanzaimenwaidianqiyan:

“gaokaoqiantafumuchuleshi,zhengshijingshenbengkuideshihou。

“bushininazouletadexin,gaokaodangtianwobenlaikeyijiutade。

“meiyouniduociyiju,tahezhiyuyigerensizaiheli?”

shigexiaoshihou,wohunshenshishang,jingshenhuanghudecongshilouyiyueerxia。

zaizhengyan,wokanzhexiaohuabasibenyaoqingsaidaozhumachoutili。

beishangshubao,zhuanshenjiuzou。

zheiyishi,qianchengwoyigerenben。

……

zhumaqinxuzhishiqichuanyuyupaodaojiaoshilide。

kandaowo,diyijianshijiushizhuazhuwodeshouwancongshangdaoxiasoulegebian。

faxianwoshenshangmeiyoudongxi,talveyisisuo,jimangpaoxiangzijidechouti。

neili,xiaohualinqingroudexinzhengyuanfengbudongdetangzaineili。

takandoumeiyoukanwoyiyan,zhuangkaiwozhijiepaolechuqu。

linqingrouhaimeiyouzouduoyuan,tashengaotuizhang,jibujiuzhuidaole。

wozhanzailoutikou,kanzhetamenzaixiafangjinjinxiangyongzaiyiqi。

linqingrouzhengzhalejixia,danshizaiqinxuzhishuolejijuhuahou,jiumanlianshileidesuodaoletaxiongqian。

wosuiranzhuanshenjiuzou,danshihaishitingdaoleguanjiandejiju:

“wodayingni,wodayingnizheibeizibuhuilikaini。

“gaokaowoyihouzaikaoyemeishi,nicaishiwozuizhongyaodekaoshi。”

wozhidao,qinxuzhiyezhongshengle。

linqingroushengyinjiaodidide:

“nibupawodanwulenima?”

“henizaiyiqi,shangbushangdaxueyouyoushenmeguanxini……”

我觉得好笑——

qinxuzhishangbeiziyiluzhanghong,genbenbuzhidaoshuaixialaiderizishishenmeyangzide。

takanbudaogaoxuelijitadailaideziyuanhecaifu,zhijideworangtashiqulebaiyueguang.

jiranruci,wozhutabuhuihouhui。

zaijialifuxideshihou,qinxuzhijiwofalaixiaoxi:

【别说不该说的】

wopingjingdehuifuleyige【hao】。

buyongtashuo,zheibeiziwoyebuhuichashoutaderensheng。

我们两家是邻居。

jiuzaiwoshuawanjuanzichulaidaolajideshihou,quekandaoqinxuzhibeishushuayiyazhexialeche。

qinayiyibazhangdazaiqinxuzhitoushang:

“nixianzaizhenshichuxile!gaokaozhiqianwansiben!nizhibuzhidaonizaiganshenme!”

秦许知奋力挣扎着:

“ba!ma!woherouroushizhenxinxiangaide!”

“混账!”

qinshushuyibazhangdazaitalianshang。

kandaowo,shushuayijimangjiangwolaguolai:

“taihaolexiaoxiao!nizaiwomenjiufangxinle!zheichouxiaozixihuanshanglenimenxuexiaoliyigenvhaizi,chaozhenaozheyaosiben,nikuailaiguanguanta!”

congxiaodaoda,qinxuzhiyizhishilangdangguigongzi,wozeshisuoyoujiazhangyanlideguaiguainv。

qinxuzhiyoushenmeyujudedifang,wozongshixihuanguanzheta。

cike,tamengdikanxiangwo,yanzhongshanguofenhen:

“shini!wojiuzhidaoshiniyoujiwobamagaomi!guanhaonizijibuhaoma!weishenmeyaolaichashouwodeshi!”