woyouxiebujie,“shenmeyisi?”
“afeikengguogongjideqian。”laozhumozhebizijieshidao。
“suanle,dajiadoushipengyou。”gongjilikeshuodao。
wozhidaogongjishiyinweidanxiaopashier,caizheimeshuode,danbingbufangaiwohetashihaoxiongdi。
qienuobingbuyidingdaibiaobujiangyiqi。
“zenmekengniqianle?”wochayidiwendao。
“jiushijieqianbuhaibei。”laozhumanliandebukaixin,suihouyoumaiyuanqipangzilai,“rangtalaisaobusaoxing。”
pangzijiangtouwangqiancoulecou,ranhoudishengshuodao,“afeiyidinghuilaide。”tashenchuyigenshouzhilai,zhilezhijutailidelaobanniang,“tagenlijuanyoushier。”
zheijuhualingsuoyourendouhenchayi,zheilaobanniangzhishaoyaodaafeiqibasuiba,zheixiaozidaoshibutiaoshi!
“lijuandezhangfukeshihaizaini。”gongjimianbubiaoqingyouxiefengfu,“tamenjiunengmingmuzhangdandehulai?”
“neikendingshibunenggou。”pangzidishengshuodao,“jiushigoujingchangweizhecesuozhuan,chibudaoyejingchanglaiwenwenweier。”
xiaoyatouxianranyaobipangzichengshudeduo,tadanxinhuocongkouchu,yushitileyixiashenpangdepangzi,“nibiehushuo,renjialiangrenyoushier,nikandaole?”
“kandaolea。”pangzidudingdishuodao,“woqinyanjiandaoyoutianxiawu,liangrenqulebinguan,dangshiliangrenhaigouzhegeboni。”
wohuilehuishou,“suanlebieshuole,exin。”
cantinglideshengyilengqing,shangcaidesuduyejiukuailexuduo,wozaikanlaobanniangdeyangzi,zenmekanzenmejuedesaoweiershizu。
woyaoleliangpingbaijiu,gongjiqiangzhejieguojiuping,kaishijiwomendaojiu。
jiugangdaoshang,afeizoulejinlai。
zheihuotoufadazhefajiao,shenshangchuanleyijianjinshenjiake,jiaoshangdengzheyishuangmadingxue,wobenlaidasuanqishenxiangyingde,quebuliaotadiyijuhuajingranshi,“yaohe,tianerchulaile!”
他竟然喊我天儿!
他妈了个巴子的。
shangxueneihuier,zheihuoaiqifu,zhengtianbeishijigerenzhuizheda,shiwodaizhelaozhutamengenneiyihuoren,weileta,heneihuorenzhengzhengdaleliangniandejia!
neishihou,tayikouyigetiange,jiaodebisheidouqin。
meixiangdaowojinqulewunian,jiubianchengletianer!
wozhizhepangbiandeweizhi,“zuo。”
afeidalieliedizuolexialai,suihoumuguangsaoleyiyanzhuozi,yuqizhongdaizhexiexubuman,“douheshangle。”
“zenme,nibulaiwomenhaibunengchifanle?”laozhubuxiedishuodao。
laozhuzaiwomenzheiyihuolimian,shizuinengdadeneige,tajialichuanxialaiyitaowushu,shangxueneihuierjingchangnazheishierchuixu。
yizhiyuxuexiaolidexueshengkenengburenshixiaozhang,danshijueduidourenshilaozhu。
afeiyikaishijiupalaozhu,huoxushishaonianliuxiadeyinying,suoyi,afeibuguanbiaoxiandeduomeniubi,laozhuzhaoyangchaitadetai,afeilianpidoubuganfangyige。
bugangenlaozhudingzui,quejiangqisazailegongjishenshang,tanaqimianqiandekongjiubei,zhongzhongdiwangzhuozishangyifang,muguangsisididingzhegongji,“shale?jiwodaojiu!”
zheigewangbadan,zhendebuzhidaozijijijinjiliangle!
gongjilikeqishen,jiafeidaoshanglejiu,pangbiandexiaomaqueliansejicha,tadingzheafei,yanshenzhongluchuhenyi。
jiuguosanxunzhihou,laobanniangduanshanglaiyipanzhuerduo,“zheicaishizengnimende,youshierzhijiezhaohuwo。”
taniuzhe**zoule,afeihuranzhanqishenlai,“woqutangxishoujian。”
shijimiaohou,xishoujianlichuanlaiafeideshengyin,“laobanniang,xishouyezenmemeile。”
dunshi,womenjigerenquandoukanxianglelijuan,lijuandelianshangfuxianchuyisifangdangdexiaoyi,xishouyeneimedadouzhaobudao,“yanjingjinshile?”
zhongmukuikuizhixia,lijuanzoujinlexishoujian。
“**,jiuzheimemingmuzhangdanma?”laozhujinghuchushenglai。
wojialeyikehuashengmidiuzaizuibali,xiangqileneijuhua,dujintou,jianjinsha。
afeizheixiaozi,zheishizhaosini。
yigexishouye,zhengzhengzhaoleyifenduozhong,ranhoulijuanzaiwomendezhushixia,zoulechulai。
takenengshimeiliaodao,womenhuirucizhuyita,suoyi,dangkandaowomenquandoudingzhetadeshihou,lijuandeliantengdiyixiahongle。
“kao,haitamenhuihaisaoni。”laozhurenbuzhudishenglailezheimeyiju。
suihou,afeihuidaolewomenzheizhuoshang。
“tianer,zailimianguodezenmeyangya?”afeidalieliedipailepaiwodejianbang,zuijiaoshanguoyisiqingmie。
wogangyaoshuohua,pangbiandelaozhulikebuleyile。
“cao,afeiqueshihundale,xianzaijianletianerge,liangedoushengle。”laozhubufendishuodao。
afeiyileng,suihoucongyidoulitaochuyihejishikuaideruanbaoxiangyanlai,“laozhu,nizheihuawojiubuaitingle,sheishige,dekanhundezhuangbuzhuang,zhengtianzhuangbiyoushenmeyongni,dekanquantou。”
tawozhequantou,zaiwomendemianqianhuanglehuang,luchuyikuailiangjingjingdeshoubiaolai。
zheihuo,kankanlaishibawomenzheixiexiongdimen,tongtongdoubufangzaiyanlile。
jiranruci,neijiujitadianjiaoxun。
“afei,nideshoubiaobucuoma。”woxiaozhewendao,“zhibushaoqianniba?”
“buzhiqian,wuliuwan。”afeiyiliandeyidikanzhewo。yanshenzhongdeqingmie,daijiwodeshuligan,rangwoyouxiehuanghu,zheihaishicengjingguizaiwomianqian,wulunruheyeyaorenwodangdagedeneigeafeima?
“zhaixialai,rangwoyekaikaiyan。”woxiaozheshuodao。
afeilianshangdebiaoqingdunshixiaoshile,tadezuibadongledong,haishijiangshoubiaozhailexialaizhufudao,“xinmaide,biezuwale。”
laozhuyizhenlengxiao,“pazuwale,genimenjiacaishenyepangbiangongzhe。”
“zhugenishenmeyisi。”afeizhongyunule。
laozhuwangshangyiluxiuzi,“meiyisi!”
“chaoshenmechao。”wobunaifandihanleyisheng,shunshounaqizhuozishangdeshoubiao,kanzhebiaozhenkadakadadizouzhe,suikouwendao,“xinmaide,tingyouqianya?”
afeideyanjingyiding,suihouyuqiruanlexialai,“nayoushenmeqianya,wogenbencunbuzhuqiande。”
zheihuo,yidingshiyiweiwogangchulai,xiangyaojitajieqianni。
“wobujieqian。”wotaitousisididingzhetawendao,“afei,nishuoxiongdizhijianzuizhongyaodeshishenme?”
zaichangdesuoyouren,gujidoumeiliaodaowohuiwenafeizheigewenti,rutonglaoshiwenxueshengneiyang。
“yiqibei。”afeiyuqizhongdaizhebunaifan,danyoubudebunaixiaxinlai。
“nijiejiwo,shiyiqi。”woxiaozheshuodao,“danshiwoyaobuhainini?”
wodehuayichukou,zaichangdesuoyouren,quandoumingbaiguolai,wozheishizaitigongjitaoqianni。