第1章:配冥婚

“meijiule。”qiaolangzhongkanzheguizaijiaobiandefurentanlekouqi:“jiangjianiangzijieaiba,sheyigenengbaozhuliang,gaizhizule。”

shuowan,tizheyaoxiangzijiuniutouchuqule。

yuanziwaimiantingzheyiliangmache,machepangbianzhanzhedeguanjiamoyangderen,yiminglaofuzhengzhanzhanjingjingdiguizaimachepang。

qiaolangzhonggongshou:“zhaoguanjia,renbuxingle。”

“meisitou?”zhaoguanjiasaoleyanjiaobiandejiangchenshi,tashidelesixinerguolaide,jieguorenmeisi,zheiyaoshibeizhuijiuqilaikejiujieshibuqingle。

qiaolangzhonggonggongjingjingdeshuo:“haimeisitou,dedengbangeshichenneiyang。”

zhaoguanjialianseyichenkanxianglejiangchenshi。

jiangchenshijimangguixingliangbu,jijichusheng:“guirenbuyaoji,wozheijiujinqusongtayicheng,jueduidanwubulegongzijishide。”

shuowan,huangzhezhugansideliangtiaotuiwangwuzililai。

yuanbenzaifangzhongguizhedequshizhangkaishoubeilanzhujiangchenshi,daizhekuqiang:“pomua,nirucihendu,zenmeduideqifushenga,dayatouhaimeiyanqierni。”

“neijiuganjinyanqier,qikai,xiangxiangnideyishuangernv。”jiangchenshituikaiqushi,shenchushouquqiashaonvdebozi。

qushijianjiaoyishengpuguolaizhuazhujiangchenshidefajipinlemingdewanghoutuozhuai:“wobuzhunnishawoguinv!wohenipinle!”

jiangchenshibeizhuailegeliejudiezuozaidishang,huitouelangsidepuxiangqushi,yangqishoulianggezuibachouzaiqushidelianshang,dunshiqushizuijiaoliuxue,lianyezhongleqilai。

qushishuangmutonghong,yebuguanjiangchenshipinlejingerdechouda,zhiguanjinjindibaozhujiangchenshibuzhuntakaojinchuangbian,jiangchenshinujile,taiqiyijiaochuaizaiqushideduzishang,qushilianseyibaidaotuijibudiezuozaidishang。

jiangchenshihaibubaxiu,chongzhequshideduzichuailehaojijiao:“gandawo?jinerwobubalenidepi!”

qushiliansecangbaidetaiqitoukanzhejiangchenshi,zhijuedeyigunuanliuyongchu,shunjiandishangjiuyitanxueji:“pomua,woyisangeyueshenyun,ni……ni……”

budengqushishuowan,jiangchenshizhaozhequshidetoujiushiyijiao,qushizaiyekangbuzhuzaidaozaidihunleguoqu。

chulilequshi,jiangchenshicuileyikouhuitouehenhendeqiazhulechuangshangmanlianshixuedenvzidebozishang,zhijianneinvzidengledengtuierjiubudongle。

jiangchenshishouleshou,youpabutuodangshileshinvzidebixi,quedingduanqilecaizhuanshenchuquhuihua。

“ganjinshoushilisuo,daizou。”zhaoguanjiafenfumachehoumiangenzhedejigepozi。

pozimenlikejinmenlai,chenzhegangyanqiderenshenshanghairuanzhe,lisanceng、waisancengdejichuanshanglehongjiayi,lianyejicaganjingle,toushangdexuekulongyongbutiaochanzhu,gaishanglegaitou。

pozimenchuliwanzheixietuichuqucaowu,sheiyemeikandaochuangshangdechuangshangderenshouzhigoulegou,huanhuandizhengkaileyanjing。

toutengyuliedejiangxiyanqianzhiyouweiruodehong,xuexingweierhenzhong,panduanzijishoushangbuqing,congpanshandaochongxialaijingranmeiyousi?tianbuwangziji!

“zhoufei,jidongshihuidadianhua,huiyituichi!”zheiqunxiaorenjingranganzhijieduitadongshou,manqianghenyidejiangxinulipaqilai,keshentiquebushoukongdedaozailechuangshang。

zheiyishuai,jiangxinaozilixiangshikailedianzhaside,wushuhuamianshanguo,tazhibuzhudaoxileyikoulengqi,haibudengyousuodongzuo,jiutingdaolejiaobusheng。

“zhuajin,danwuledagongzijishidoudediaonaodai,barentaishangche。”yourenyadishengyinfenfu。

jiangxijilinglingdalegelengzhan,naohailidehuamianbutinggundong。

yigeshijiangshijituanzuijingcaijueyandecaifuzhinv,shouwodidoushangquanmingmai,yigeshinanzhaoguoxiaocungu。

lianggedoujiaojiangxi?neizijishishei?

sigezhuanghankaojinchuangbian,kanzheyishenhongjiayidesishidouyouxiehaipa,kezhuziminglingbunengweikang,guolaiyaotaijiangxichumen。

“jiuwo。”jiangxitingdaoshenpangyoudongjing,chushengqiujiu。

fuzhejiangxitouderentanlekouqi:“meirenhuijiunide,nijiarenbanijidagongzidangmingqi,shifu……a,sheishuohua?sheishuohuale?”

zhuanghanhedesouyixiatiaoxiachuang,lianseshabaidedingzhechuangshanghuanhuanzuoqilaidejiangxi,aolaoyisangzi:“zhashila。”

shuowansatuijiupao,genzhejinlaidelingwaisangerenyehedepigunniaoliudepaolechuqu。

jiangxichediaolezhedangshixiandegaitou,ditoukanzheyishenhongyanruxuedejiayi,chuangbianyizhiranxuedeshoushenqilaikouzhechuangyan,qushiqiangchengzheyikouqi:“woer、woerkehaihuozhema?”

qushi,zijide……niang?jiangxiqingqingdexilekouqi,diantou:“ng,huozhe。”

qushidelezheimeyiju,youhunsiguoqule。

jiangxixunsuzhenglileyanqiandexingshi,dedaodejielunshizijiyijiushijiangxi,keyebushijiangxile。

tashiyigenonghunv,nainaichenzhediechuquzuogong,zhualedidihemeimeiyaoxiequshibazijimaijixianlingzhizipeiminghun。qushihubuzhuzijidenver,beidadeqican。

yuanzhuyeshigenuoruodewanyier,jingyitouzhuangzaijingtaishangle。

menwai,jigezhuanghansesefadoudeguizaidishang,zhaoguanjiatingshuorenmeisi,yijiaochuaizailejiangchenshideduzishang,ehenhendejinggao:“danwuledagongzijishi,nijiudengsiba!”

jiangchenshibuganxiangxin,mingmingrenyijingbeizijiqinshouqiasile,zenmehuimeisi?

jiuzaizheigeshihou,caowulichuanlaijiangxiyouyoudeshengyin:“jiangchenshi,nilai。”

jiangchenshihedeyipiguzuozaidishang,zhangzhezuijingfabuchushengyinlai,zhenzhashilebucheng?

“jiangchenshi!zheijiushinishuodesile?haishijuedeershiliangbugou,yaozaijiajiaer?”zhaoguanjiayeshiliansefabai。

buguohuoledabanbeizidetashibuxiangxinde,zheishishangnayousierfushengdeshier?suoyinushizhejiangchenshi。

jiangchenshiguizaimachewaimianketouyourudaosuan:“guirena,zhendesile,budui,limianhaiyougequshi,shiqushinaodeyaoezi!”

“neinijinqubarenbeichulai。”zhaoguanjiashuo。

jiangchenshiduoduosuosuodepaqilai,buganwangwuziliqu。

pangbianlianggezhuanghanbatajiaqilai,zhijierengdaowuziliqule,genzaimachepangbiandepozicouguolai,xiaoshengshuo:“guanjia,zheikebuchenga,naoqilaizanmenbuhaoshouchang,buruxianhuiquba。”

zhaoguanjiayexianghuiqu,kedagongzineibiandouzhunbeihaole,budaihuiquyigepeiminghun,tanenghaoguo?

xiangdaozheiliyingzhetoupishuo:“yaoshimeisitou,jiuzaidongyicishou。”

beirengjinwuzilidejiangchenshipaqilaijiukandaoyishuangheiliangdeyanjingdingzheziji,neibaideherendelianshangyouxuejishunzheejiaowangxiatang,zheirenbushijiangxihainengshishei?

jiangxirendejiangchenshi,yuanzhudenainai,duohuaijiubuyongxishuole,weileyinzibisisunnvnengshishenmehaodongxi。

jiangxigouqichunjiaodididexiaochushenglai:“nai,nilaia,daowogenqianlai。”

“bu,bu。”jiangchenshihuoledabanbeiziyemeijianguozheizhenzhang,yaozhetouwanghoutui。

jiangxitaituierxialechuangwangjiangchenshigenqianzoulai,haitaiqishoumoleyixiaejiaodexue,shenchuranxuedeshouzuoshiyaozhuajiangchenshi,qingshengninan:“nai,huangquanlushanghaogudana。”douranbagaoshengyin:“zanmenniangmenerzuogebanerba。”

“a!”jiangchenshibaozhetousatuijiuwangwaipao,chuaizaihuailideershiliangyinzidiaozaidishanghunranbuzhi,bianpaobianpoduziyibanhaoqilai:“wobuqu,wobujinizuobaner,jiantizizhashila。”

jiangxikuaibuzoudaomenkou,yizhishoufuzhemenkuang,tanchubangeshenzishenzheshou,jinkenengrangzijiyudiaoyouyuanyixie:“laia,laia,nai,nibiepaoa。”