第1章 叫我祖宗!

“nimenfangwoxialaiba……qiuqiunimenle……weishenmeyaozheimezuo?”

shaonvzhandoudekuqishengcaijiangxiangqi,jiubeishanjianlinliedefengchuidelewuhenji。

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meiyanruhua,wuguanyouqijingzhipiaoliang,zhishilianshangdeshenqingsesuonuoruo,youqishineishuangqinzheleishuideshuangmou,munewushen,shengshengpohuailezheifenmeigan。

shaonvshenqianbuyuanchu,duozaiyikedashuhoudelidamiaotanchutoulai,shenhouhaigenzhetagegelidashanhecunliyoumingdepizilimazi。

“ge,nishuotahuibuhuishuochuqushiwomengande?”lidamiaoyouxiejinzhangdewenshenpangdelidashan,bijingzheiyangdeshitamenyeshidiyicizuo。

“sheibuzhidaotadaidehen!tayaoshiganshuochuqu,wolidashansangezidaoguolaixie!”lidashanzixinchusheng。

talaozaojiukanhaoyanxile,zhangdezhenpiaoliang!keyanxiniangbusongkou,tarangzijimeizigenyanxizuohaojiemeiyebunengdadongyanxideniang,zuikeedeshi,yanxizumuzhuanyanjiuweilewubaigedaqianbayanxixujilegebicunjunjialaoxiaojunmuyan,neikeshigehuobulejitiandebingyangzi!

zhenggeyanlicundouzhidaotalidashanxihuanyanxi,zheixiatalizimianzidoumeile,tafeidezaiyanxishenshangzhaohuilaibuke。

“doubiefeihuale,xianshuohaole,jintiandeshiyaoshichengle,nimendejiwosanbaigedaqian。”limazimolebalian,chongliangrenluchuxiongxiang,haichenjizailidamiaoshenshangmoleyiba。suishuoyihuikeyimoyanximogegou,keyoubianyibuzhanshiwangbadan。

beimoleyibadelidamiaojianjiaochusheng,dantaxunsurenlexialai。

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gengbietiyanxizumuweileyangaizijimaisunnvdeshishi,xianzaichuchudounatagenjunjiatuihundeshizuobijiao,rangtadehunshinanshangjianan。

taweilezijidexingfutuihunnalizuocuole?neijunmuyandabingyichanghounenghuojiniandoubuzhidao,nandaotayaojiaguoqujiuzuoguafuma?

“limazi,jintianniyaoshibangwogegaodingleyanxi,sanbaigedaqianyigeyeshaobulenide!”

lidamiaohoutuiyibuzhanzailidashanshenhou,henhendengleyiyanzhiguzhekanyanxiliukoushuidegege。

lidashanhuiguoshenlai,chonglimazidiandiantou。

“nimenmashanghuiquzhunbeiba。”limazichaotamenlianggebunaidehuihuishou。

tamenshangdinghaolefentouxingdong。dengxiajiuyoulimazibayanxizhizhu,bayifuchesuilerengzaishanlushang,lidashantamenquyincunminlaizhao,yanximingshengdangzhonghuile,bieshuogebicunjunjia,jiushirenherenjiadoubuhuiyaotale!

lidashanyihoujiukeyiduiyanxiweisuoyuwei。

“limazi,qianwohuijini,nikebuzhunluandongluankan!yanxizheigechueryaoliujiwo!”lidashandingzhudao。

limazipaizhexiongfubaozheng,lidashanzheicaidaizhelidamiaoyibusanhuitoudezoule。

jianxiongmeiliangzouyuanle,limazicongshuhoubenglechulai。neixiongmeiliangtaichunle,sanbaigedaqiantayao,yanxizheigexiaomeiren,tayebuhuifangguo!

“xiaoniangzi……gegelaile……baozhunrangniyuxianyusi……”

limaziheiheixiaozhe,zouchulaihou,taishouhenhenqiazheyanxidelian。

“qiuqiunile,fangguowoba!wu……”

yanxiyikanshilimazi,genghaipadehanzhekuzhe,ketayueshizhengzha,limazikandeyueshixingfen,shenshoujiudaoletaxiongqian,yibachekailetadeyifu。

yanxizheiyikehedegandanjulie,daizhequruhejuewang,bishangleshuangyan,meileqixi。

jianyanxiyunle,limazihenhennieleyiba,xunsujiangyanxifangzailedishang,kangqitajiuchaoshulinshenchuzouqu。

yanxicaizhengkaiyanjing,jiukandaoyigenanrenzaitamianqiantuokuzi。

neiyuanbenwushendemouzishanleshan,duanzandemimengzhihou,yandiyichubushuyuzheijushentidelenglieshaqi。

xiayike,shazhuyiyangdehaojiaoshengxiangcheshulin。

“ao!chouniangmen!nizhuangde!”

“ao!laozideyanjing!!”

limaziliangzhiyanjingliquanshitu,wanquanzhengbukai,yitiaogebohaituojiule,tazhoumazhechaoyanxipuleguoqu,xiayikequebeiyanxihenhencaizaijiaodi。

“欲仙欲死?”

“worangnijiaowozuzong!”

yanxihuanhuanqishen,yizhijiaocaizailidashantuojiudegeboshang,yizhishouhailinzheyigendishangjianlaidegunzi,xiaozhekanxianglimazi。

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她重生了!

buguozhongshengdegoubiequde!

kanzhejiaoxiaaihaodenanren,yanxihuanglehuangshouligunzi,haobuliuqingdechaolimazitoushangzhaohuguoqu。

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gunzizhijiebeigangfeilebushuo,shouwanyezhenmale。

yanxiwuyuleyixia,turanchonglimazicanlanyixiao,zailimazizhenglengdeshunjian,yijiaojiangtachuaixialeshanpo。

yikaishi,shanpoxiahaiyoucanjiaoshengchuanlai,buyihuijiumeileshengyin。

qianyikehaiyifuyaodashasifangjiashideyanxi,cishizhoumeiwuzhejiaowanweiqubabadedunzailedishang。

“呜……好疼……”

tashengyinjiaojiaoruoruo,youdaizheyifenweiquyifenwugu,fangfozhiqianneigechuailimazidebushita。

颜汐真委屈!

tazaixiandaibeihaisiyijinggoukelianle,haoburongyizhongshengle,zenmehaijitazheimeyifuruobujinfengdeshenti?

yanlicuntongwangshanshangdeweiyiyizuoqiaoshang,lidashanlidamiaozhengdaizhecunminkuaisutongguo。

“dashan,nizhendezaineilijiandaolejingeda?”

“meicuo!woqueshizaineijiandaolejingeda,yaobushiwomeimeishuoloule,wocaibugaosunimenlai。”lidashanshuozhejiuchaogenlimaziyuehaodeshanluzouqu。

cunlidejigezhangshefudougenzaitashenhou,yankanyijingdaolegenlimaziyuehaodeshanlu,kelushangkongwuyiren。

“meimei,niqushuhoukankan。”

lidashanchaolidamiaoshilegeyanse,xiaoshengshuodao。

lidamiaodiandiantou,yangzhuangditouzhaojinzi,shenziyice,raodaolezuidadeyikeshuhou。

shuhouturanxiangqilidamiaosixinliefeidehanjiaosheng。