第二章 坑爹的穿越

haihao,haihao!zhishaoxiangmaoheyiqianhaishiyiyangde!buguo……

yangyulanzijizuomengyemeixiangdao,zijijuranhaikeyipangchengzheiyang!

yilianlongqidefeirou,xiangyigemiantuan。yuanlaipiaoliangdedanfengyan,yingshengshengdebeijixiaoleyiban,biziyeyinweitaipang,kanbuchutingbalitideyangzi。zuiherendehaishineizhongzhongdiedie,siqifushanmaidexiaba。

而且……

pangjiusuanle,zheigeyuanzhuhailata!erqieshifeichangdelata!maozheyoudetoufazhanhuhudetiezaitoupishang,yanjiaoshanghaiyinyuekandedaoyanshi。lianshangdeyou,guaxialaidoukeyichaoyipancaile。bozishangderoulisihujiazhenigou,zhijiafenglimanshiniwu。

yigusuanchoucuanruyangyulandebizi,tashunzheweidao,sichuchakan,zuizhongquefaxian,zheigusuanchouweisihulaiziyuzijideshenshang。tachiyileyixia,caitaiqigebowenlewen。

恶……

tarenbuzhuduizhematongganoulejisheng,ranermatongdeweidao,yourangtaganoudao,jiangweilideshiwujisuanshui,tulegeganjing,caijiangzuoba。

yucitongshi,yimumusishihuiyidepianduan,cuanrutadenaohaizhizhong。rangtaduixianzaidezhuangkuangzhujianqingxiqilai,taqueshishichuanyuele。erqiehaijiarenle,jiajileyigedangbingde,shigeyingzhang。

zhaoshuo,yitayingzhangdeshenfen,qugelaopohaiburongyi。

danshi,zheigeyingzhangchushengzaiyuanjinwenmingdepinkuncun,youmeiyoushenfenbeijing,erqieshichulemingdelengmianyanwang。zuizhuyaodeshi——jialibushiyibandeqiong,laodieyinweikangzhan,shangleyitiaotui,chengleshangcanrenshi,zheigelengmianyanwangshilaoda,xiamianhaiyoulianggedidiheyigemeimei。

yinweijiatingdefulei,zhishitaershibasuihaimeiquqi。

zaixiandaidangranbusuanshenme,danshizaizheigeshidai,neijiusuanshiyigelaoguanggunle。

ranhou,yinweiyuanzhudeniang,xiangzaodianbazheigehaochilanzuodenverjiadiao,jiuzhaoleshilibaxiangdouchumingdemeiposhangmenshuoqin,yaodecailiyoushao。zheiyingzhangzaixilihutudeqingkuangxia,jiuquleyuanzhu。

eryuanzhuxinqigao,youdaizhemomingdeziao,tagenzhezheiyingzhangdaolejunyingzhihou,quekanshanglekongjiangxialaidefuyingzhangwangjianguo。suirantadedengjibiyuanzhudezhangfu,diyigedengji,biannaibuzhurenjiashishizhangdeerzia!erqiezhangxiangyingjun,weirenbinbinyouli,zishenshiliyebucuo。

suoyi,buzhiyangyulan,junduilihenduonvhaierdouxihuanta,youqishiwengongtuanlide。zhishi,meiyouyigenvhaier,xiangyuanzhuzheiyangdanda,zhijiepaoqugaobai。houlai,youyiwaitingdaowangjianguoyurenliaotianshi,duiyuanzhudejiansuankebodepingjia。

yuanzhuyishibufenjiaweiqu,biandakaimeiqizishale。

yangyulanhenshiwuyu,zheiyuanzhubujinsha,erqiehaihenjipin!zijidaodizuocuoleshenme?juranchuanyuechenglezheimeyigeren!yangyulanxinlidouxiangmaniangle,haiyetaikengleba!

danshi,taxianzaigujibudaozheixie。yinwei,tadeduzixianzaizhenggulu、guludekangyizhe。yangyulanmolemoyijingyouxiazhuiqushideduzi,dao:“suanle,haozaimingzimeihuan,zijihaishixiantianbaoduzizaishuoba!”

yangyulanzouchuxishoujian,jinruchufang。yigusuanchoudeweidao,chadianbataxunyun!wodegetiana,zheidaodishibushirenzhudedifang?shuichiliduimanlezhanmancanzhadepanzihewan,youxieshiwu,jibianshizheizhongtianqi,yeyijingfasuanfachou。

“tiana!zheixiedongxidaodifangleduojiu?”yangyulanrenbuzhuaihaodao。