第6章 连打皇帝脸!

“long……longhuan!zenmekeneng?zenmekeneng?”

wangwentiankanzhewangduohuandeneisangejinlongdiaoweidelonghuan,huquweiweiyouxiezhandou。

shenmeshilong?zhenlongtianzia!

wuhuansuiranyouhenduozhong,yeyoushenmeshehuan、huhuandengteshudewuhuan,keshilonghuan……

gangcaidehuaiyi、bishi,tongtongbeidalehuilai,dadelianjiayouxiefatang!

“ding!gongxisuzhu!dalianzijidehuangdilaozi,huodeguanghuandianshu15dian!dangqiandianshu7dian!”

“niubia!nandaodalianqiangrenhuodededianshuhenduoma?”

wangduohuancishixinliyijingshuangwaile!shuangtoule!

“gongxibixia,hexibixia,sihuangzikaiqilonghuan,naizhenlongzhongshiye!”

honggonggonghuranduizhewangwentianhexidao。

“cao!nigeyinxiandelaoyannu!”

wangduohuanxinzhongjianghonggonggongmaledierdiao。

shenmeshizhenlongzhong?huangshangyizhimeiyoulitaizi,jiushizaiyouyu。

keshizheiyangyilai,zijiqibushizhongshizhide?

touyankanxiangliuguifeiyuwangzishuo,guoran,liangrendeliansedoubuhaokan,buzhidaoxinlidazheshenmesuanpan。

“weishenme?weishenmebuzaogaosuzhennikaiqilelonghuan?”

wangwentianbingmeiyougandaogaoxing,shenzhihaihennaonu!

yinwei,tajintianzaoshang,jingranbayigezhenlongzhongjijiarenle!

tahuia!changzidoutemehuiqingle!

“neifuhuangweishenmebuyuerchenshangliangyixia?ninzheimezhejibaerchenjiachuqu,haibushixianerchendiulehuangshidelianmian?”

wangduohuanyigeruandaozitongjinlewangwentiandexinwozi。

扎铁了,老心……

“朕……”

wangwentiandunshiyusai,beiyedelianseyizhenqing,yizhenbaide。

“ding!gongxisuzhu!lianxudalianzijidehuangdilaozichenggong!huodeguanghuandian2dian!huodeguanghuandianshu9dian!”

“wokao!niubia!haiyouzheicaozuo?”

wangduohuandaxi,renbuzhuhuranxiaolechulai。

bujinshijifenzengjia,hailianzhedaleliangcizheigegaogaozaishangdehuangdidelian,rangtagandaolewubidezihao!

“heng!nihaixiao!niruozaogaosuzhenzheijianshi,zhenzenmehuibanijiajipingxidajiangjun!”

wangwentianshuozhe,kanleyixialiuguifei,yanjingdengleduifangyiyan。

wangduohuankandeyiqingerchu,haizheirangzijicaiduile,guoranshizheige**zaishuaxinsi。

“bixia!bixiaqianwanbukehuihuna!ninjinkouyuyan!pingxidajiangjunbujinzhenshoubianguanyougong,gengshiyuqimuqinzhangguanershiwandajun!bixiasansia!”

liuguifeiganmangguizaiwangwentiandejiaoxiaquanzu,tashiduifangdezhenbianren,dangranzhidaoduifangdexinsi。

zaiwangwentiandezhihuamulanzailixingongzhihou,juedingzhongshang,danyedanyouduifangshoulideershiwanhuajiajun!

neiershiwanhuajiajun,keshihuamulanzushangyidiandianweicanglanguodajiangshanzanxialaide!

suiranhuamulanzhishizhangguanshiwan,tademuqinshilinshiqinmingdezhenxidayuanshuai,yezhangguanshiwan,danrenjiashiyijiarena!genhuamulandemeishenmequbie!

duihuajiabiduihuangshihaizhongxin!

suoyi,liuguifeixiangwangwentianjianyi,jiangwangduohuanjiajihuamulan,yonglianyinlaiqianzhiduifang。

huangzijiajijiangjun?zheizuyiranghuajiashangxiaganendaide!

wangwentianyeshibenzhefeiwuliyongdexiangfa,biandayingle,bingqiezaijintianzaochaozhishangbanbulezhaoshu。

可是现在……

“goule!zhenzhidaogaizenmezuo!”

wangwentianbenlaijiuhenyumen,beiliuguifeizheimeyichao,gengshiqibudayichulai。

liuguifeihedeganmangbizui,shentiweiweidezhandouzhe。

wangduohuankandexinzhonglengxiaolianlian,ziguwuqingdiwangjia,kanguonbulishijudeta,zenmebuzhidaozheixieshangweizhedexinsi。

“fuhuangxinu!erchenyuanyiweihuangjiachuyifenboli!jiajihuamulandajiangjun!fuhuangfangxin!erchendingdangyuhuajiangjuntongxinxieli,zhilihuajiajun!”

tazhidao,zijidejihuilaile,cishibixuyaozhanchulai,yaotuchuziji!

huangdibushiyaorangzijilaiqianzhihuamulandehuajiajunma?neihao!zijijiusuileduifangdeyuan!

bingqieanshiduifang,zijihuijianghuajiajunnongdaoshou,rangtalaorenjiayeanxin。

dangran,tayeyouzijidexinsi。

tazaihuanggongzhiyouyigemeiyourenhebeijingdemuqin!

biedehuangzirenjiademuqinbushizaichaoguanyuandeqianjin,bianshihaomendazudexiaojie。

suoyi,taxuyaojizijinongdianbeijing。

buranbieshuoshixianzijidebaofu,shenzhidoukenenghuobuxiaqu!

huamulanshenmeren?suiranmeijianguo,danquezhidaohuajiayimenzhonglie!zushangshicanglanguodekaiguodayuanshuai!weicanglanguolixiaguohanmagonglao!

naihe,ershinianqian,yaozudajuruqin,huajiamanmenyinghao,dailingzhehuajiajundazhanyaozu!

zuihou,huajiayinghaosishangdaijin!yuanqidashang!dangniandezhenxidayuanshuaihuawanqian,yezaijiazunandingjihusiguangdeqingkuangxia,biandefengfengdiandian!

danhuajiabukuiweijiangmenshijia!nandesiguangle,nvdeshang!

shinianqian,yaozuzaicichunchunyudong,huawanqiandedaerxifuzhudongqingying,dailingzhehuajiajunyuzhouli、xiaoguzimenyijiweiyidexiaonverhuamulandiyuyaozu。

neiyinian,huamulanshisansui!zhiqian,henshaoyourenzhidaozhenxiyuanshuaifuhaiyouzheiyangyigexiaonver!

genjuhoulaidefangjianxiaobaoxushu,huamulanbasuiningjuwuhuan,shisansuishangzhanchang!

shisisuicongqinweibingkaozhuanqujungongshengdaolebaifuzhang!

shiwusuishengzhijunzhongtongling,tonglingqianren!

bingqiezujianyizhinvzixiaodui!shadiwushu!

shiliusuidatongling!shibasuirenpianjiang!ershisuirenjiangjun!tonglingwuwanhuajiajun!

ershisansui,jiushizaiqianbujiu,ershisansuidehuamulanbaifengpingxidajiangjun!jiafenghoujuejuewei!

bingqieyutademuqin,yejiushixianzaidezhenxidajiangjungongtongzhangguanershiwanhuajiajun!

ershisansuidedajiangjun,kaojungongshachulaidehoujue!zaicanglanguodelishishang,juewujinyou!

suoyi,wangduohuanyejuedezheishiyigejihui!

suiranmeiyoujianguohuamulan,suiranduifangbizijidalezhengzhengbasui,danshixiulianzhiren,bujinshoumingmianzhang,gengshishuailaodehenhuanman。

suoyi,nianlingbushiwenti。

wangwentiankanzhezijibushihenguanzhudesihuangzi,huranganjuegengjiademoshengle。

duifangsuiranyikouyigeweifuhuangzhexiang,keshitahaishinengkandechulai,duifangyanzhongdeneiyisipaichi。

“ai!shiyizhici,zhenyebunengshixinyudajiang!shixinyutianxia!bale!jinnianguohou,niyeshiliule,pingxidajiangjunyehuidaojingdoushuzhi,daoshihou……ai!fangxin,zhensuiranmeiyoujianguoneihuamulan,danrenshuoqiguo,bingbushichuanyanzhongneiyangbukan,niyebuyongguoyudanxin。”

wangwentianxianzaiyeshiwulihuitianle,tabijingshiyiguozhijun,bunengyanerwuxin!

youqishihaigangganglixiahehezhangongdedajiangjun!

“heihei!erchenmingbai,piaobupiaoliangxianbushuo,dankendingmeiyouyibazhanghuxinmao!”

wangduohuanshuozhe,pieleyiyanditoubuyudewangzishuo。