第5章 我有金手指

xiesiyuanlianshangshunjianmeilexiaorong:“shi,wogezuotianchengqinle!”

zhangyuweijideduojiao:“bukeneng,wobuguoshilaitianmeiyouhuilai,nigezenmeturanjiuchengqinleni?”

“siyuan,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?shibushineigesifeipobizhenigequta?haishitayongleshenmejianbuderendeshouduan?”

“wojiuzhidaojiangranduinigeyouhuaixin,zhangzhetamenyijiazirenduitahao,shenmeshidouzuodechulai!”

zhangyuweixinliyijingduding,jiusuanxiesihenghejiangranchengqinle,neiyeshijiangranyonglexiazuodeshouduan,bizhexiesihenghetachengqin。

xiesiyuanmeiyoutianyoujiacu,zhishishihuashishuo:“tamenjiajilewolewomenjiashiliangyinzi!”

“shenme?”zhangyuweijianjiao:“shiliangyinzijingranjiuyaolenige?”

“siyuan,niniangdaodishizenmexiangde,ruguonijiazhendequeqianniniangkeyihewoshuo,weishenmeyaorangnigehejiangranchengqin?tamenyijiazidoushiwulai!”

xiesiyuanxiaoshengdetanlekouqi:“yuweijie,wozhidaonixihuannige,woyexiwangnishiwodasao,ruguonizaohuilailiangtiankenenghewodagechengqindejiushini,danshixianzai……”

“tamenzuotianwanshanghaiyuanfangle!”

xiesiyuanbuleyidao,yourujizhangyuweiyipiaoliangshui。

zhangyuweixiaoshenbanhuangdangleliangxia,busixindeyouwen:“buhuiba?nigeshentibushibuhao?lianzhongdedongxidoutibulezenmekeneng!”

“我娘说的!”

“啊……”

张雨薇发疯的尖叫。

xiesiyuanconglaimeijianguozheiyangdezhangyuwei,hedewuzhuerduo,wanghoutuilehaojibu。

fafengleyihui,zhangyuweiganjuexiongkoudenuqisanleyixia,yaoyaqiechideshuo:“buxing,nigeshiwokanshangderen,jiusuantachengqinlewohainengrangtaxiuleneigesifeipo!”

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“hao,yuweijiewoxianzaijiuhuiquhewoniangshuo,zhenghaowodageyexiangbatajixiule!”

“chenzhetabuzaijia,woxianzaijiurangwoniangbatamenjiadedongxisonghuiqu!”

zhangyuweiyanjingyizhuan:“tabuzaijiaa?neiwoheniqunijiakankannige!”

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tajiushixiangwadianyecaishenmededoumeiyou。

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jiangranbalanzidiuzaidishang,luqixiuzixiayishidejiuxiangshangshu。

shanglebantianmeishangquhaishuaileyijiao。

jiangrancaiyishidaozijixianzaishirenshen,haishiyibaihaojishijin。

jiubengdalezheimejixia,jiangranjiuganjuezijileidebuxing,jingranhaishibuchuhan。

jiangrantangzaidishangkanzhetoushangdehuaihua,yanleichadianjiuyaochulaile。

喵……

喵……

喵喵喵……

taxiguanxingdejiaoleliangsheng。

“ng,youlaozuzongdeshengyin!”

“jiushi,dajiahuokuailaia,laozuzonghuilaile!”

“laozuzong,laozuzong,laozuzong!”

yidaodaoqiguaideshengyinjieerliansandexiangqi。

jiangranhaiyiweizijihuantingle。

zheihuangshanyelingdedifang,yigerendoumeiyou,zenmenengtingdaozheimeduoqizuibashedeshengyin。

难不成……

jiangranxiangdaoyigejudadekeneng,jiannandipaqilai。

“hahaha,tianbuwangwoa,laotianyemeiyoukuidaiwoa,laozikeshijiushimaoyaozhuanshi,zenmekenengbachifandejiahuoshijiwangle!”

jiangranxiaodeyanleidouchulaile。

tadexiaoshenghedaoleshanxiazhongtianderen,dajiakanleyiyan,fenfenyaotou,laojiangjiadepangyatounaozichulewenti。

jiangranxiaogoule,gouzheshouzhizhaohudiyigechongdaotagenqiandexiaoheimao:“ni,guolai!”

xiaoheimaokandaozijidiyigebeilaozuzongdianming,limaangshoutingxiongdezouleguoqu。

haibuwangmaizhehaokandemaobu。

jiangranhaoxiao,xiangdangniantazuomaodeshihou,yeshizheiyanghongzijidemaozhuzikaixinde。

xiaoheimaozoudaolaozuzonggenqian,jiangranyibabaoqilai,meizizidelumao。

“ng,caibansuijiuzhangdezheimeshuaiqile,yihouyidingnengzhaogehaokandeguniang!”

xiaoheimaogaoxingdemiaomiaoshijingjiao。

“gangcaishinixiantingdaowodeshengyin?”

xiaoheimaolimadalaxiaweiba,wuheidexiaozhuazizhizhebuyuanchudeyizhidabaimao:“shiwoma!”

“e,ni.matingjianhenitingjianchabuduo!”

“你过来!”

zuishangshuozhechabuduodejiangranbaxiaoheimaorengle,dabaimaobaozaihuaili。

dabaimaoguaishundewozaijiangrandehuaili:“bucuobucuo,zaihaohaoyangyangjiunengchengjingle!”

“kanzainiyaochengjingdefenshang,benzuzongjiuzhuniyibeizhili,yunxuniyihougenzhelaozuzong!”

dabaimaogandongdedouyaokule,yishuangxingxingyankanzhelaozuzong。

“xiexielaozuzong,laozuzongkeshiwomendechuanqirenwu,womendajiadouyiweirong,nenggenzailaozuzongshenbianshiwodefuqi!”

jiangranrouzhedabaimaodenaodai:“neibixude,yibanmaobenzuzonghaikanbushang!”

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keshixiangdaozuorilibaweilaideshezhengwangjishuile,jiangranjiuhaoyisile。

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“laozuzong,genwolai!”

dabaimaociliuyixiacongjiangranhuailitiaoxialai,jiuwangshanlimianpao。

qitamaodouxiangyaogong,genzaijiangrandeshenhou。

ruoshishanxiaderenshanglai,jiuhuikandaozheijingsongdeyimu。

jiangjiadepangyatoubeiyiqunmaojiweizhewangqianzou。

neixiemaohaixiongjiujiuqiangangde,haoxiangrenyiyang。

dabaimaosanbuyihuitou,shengpazijizoudetaikuai,laozuzonggenbushanglai。

可怜啊!

laozuzongdiyicizhuanshitoutaiweiren,meiguojitianhaorizijiubeirenhaisile,zheiyishihaitoutaidebushishahaorenjia。

ranglaozuzongguoshanghaorizidezhongdanjiuluozaitamendeshenshangle。

jiangrangenzhedabaimaoyizhiwangshanshangzou,zoulechabuduoyouxiaobangeshichen,tajuedezijidetuidoukuaiyaobushizijideshihou。

大白猫终于停下来。