【jiancesuzhuxianyichuanyuedaodanvzhutaohuangwenjipinyijiapaohuinongmenedupoposhenshang，xianzaizhengzaibangdingxitongzhong，qingshaodeng……】
xitong？yunzhulanxiaoxiaodenaodaidadadeyihuo？
【xitongbangdingchenggong，suzhuyoushenmeyiwenma？】
“gouxitong，meiyoujingguowodeyunxu，nijiurangwochuanyuenilimaoma？”
【xitongcuowu，tingbudong！】
“gouxitong，nirangwochuanyueyejiubale。danbushihaomenqianjindaxiaojie，yebushinianqingmaomeideguafu，gengbushiqingchunhaizaidenongjiaxiaoyatou，nijuranrangwochengweijipinyijiadenongmenedupopo，nilimaoma？”
【xitongcuowu，tingbudong！】
“gouxitong，niyoumama？”
【dengchengxuyuanbabazhaodaoduixiang，wojiuyoumale！】
“gouxitong，wosuankanchulaile，nishixuanzexingxitongcuowuduiba！”
【heihei，zheidoubeisuzhukanchulaile？】
“gouxitong，xianzai！like！songwohuixiandai，wohaiyaoganhuiqumazi，buranwoxiaoshuozheigeyuedequanqinjiumeile，neikeshiwoweiyideshourulaiyuan！”
【suzhu，nizhidaoniweishajiaoyunzhulanma？】
“为什么？”
【yinweizhulandashuiyichangkong。】
“gouxitong，zheigexiaohuahaoxiaoma？”
【不好笑！】
“gouxitong，shuoba，daodiyaowozenmezuo，cainengsongwohuijia！”
【benxitongnaigongdexitong，zhiyaonibangwoxishoudaogezhonggongde，biankeyihuodejifen。jifenkeyiyonglaichoujianghuodegezhongjiangli，shijifenchoujiangyici，yibaijifenchouqushici，qizhongshenmidajiangjiushichuanyuehuiqu！】
“gouxitong，nizhengou，xiangyaopianwojinimianfeidagongbieyiweiwobuzhidao。”
【suzhu，zheikeshiyoubaochoudedagong，birujiangpinyouxiaoshuojiezuiliuxingdekongjian，shibushihenxindong，shibushihenxiangyongyou，kuailaizuogongdeyiqieyuanwangdounengshixian！】
“gouxitong，woshifeiqiuhuizhang，nijuedewonengkaozheyunqichoudedao？nizhijiebaoyigerangwosixindejiage，rangwobuyaozaidianji。”
【suzhu，jiangpinshifeimaipin，duozuohaorenhaoshi，keyichouchudajiang！】
“neixianjiwoxinshoudalibao，meimaobingba？”
【那让你抽一次？】
“xinshoudalibaobushiyinggaisongshilianchouma？”
【suzhudeyaoqiubixumanzu，xianzaijiusongshilianchou！】
“dayingzheimeshuangkuai，buhuishicidoushixiexiehuigu？”
【bukeneng，shilianchoubidingyoudajiang！】
“比如？”
【suzhuchoulejiuzhidao！】
“我信你个鬼！”
【……】
“zuogongde，shizuohaorenhaoshima？”
【对！】
“wofangzouwojiaoxiadezhanan，suanhaorenhaoshima？”
【suzhu，nifangzouta，tahaihuihuohaibierenjiadehaoguniang，zheibushihaorenhaoshi！】
“neiwobatashale，suanzuohaorenhaoshima？”
【suzhu，sharenfanfa！】
“fangzoubusuanhaorenhaoshi，sharenyoufanfa，neinishuowoyinggaizenmezuo？”
【suzhu，nideganhuata，rangtacongcigaixieguizhengbuzaiganhuaishi。】
“感化，我懂了！”
【宿主，真聪明！】
yunzhulanbuhegouxitongliaotian，ershinazheshitoudunzaileweisuonandemianqian，“daxiongdi，zanmenlailiaoliaorensheng，liaoliaozenmezuohaoren。”
weisuonanmihuo，“yunzhulan，nixiangganshenme？”
yunzhulanwendao，“nijiaoshamingzi？”
dajiatongyigecunjuranhaiwenmingzi，dunshizheicaozuorangweisuonanmimangbuyi，“yunzhulan，woshicunlidewangmaziyanibujidelema？”
yunzhulanwanzheshoushangdeshitou，genbenbuzaiyishifouhaijideduifang，ershitixingdao，“wangmazishiba，woyaonixianzailikefaxiadushi，baozhengcongcibuzaiquhuohaibiedenvren，zuihaoxinyaochengshuodaozuodao，buranwosongnixiashibacengdiyujianjianshimian。”
zheinvrenbuxiangkaiwanxiao，wangmazijuqishou，zhendekaishifashi，“wofashifashi，wowangmazifashizheibeizibuzaihuohaibiedenvren，buranchumenbeishuaisiheshuibeiqiangsi！”
xitongmeiyoutishiyougongderuzhang，yunzhulanbudebuyongshitouqiaozhezheigewangmazidenaodai，haoxinditixingdao，“xinbucheng，jixu！”
“……”