第一章 诈尸啦!

“wodebaobeiguinva!nisilewohenidiekezabana?nizheishiyaoleniangdeminga!”

“guinva!a!a!”

chaosilechaosile,waimiansheijiazaikandianshini,zheimedadeshengyin!

“guinva!wozheijiudasibaixueneisiyatouxiaqupeini!”

“buyaodale,xueeryaobeidasile!”

erbiandekushenghanshengyizhenzhenxiangqi,chaodeyangliuzaiyeshuibuzhe,taneiqiangliedeqichuangqirangtanuhe:“chaosile,nengbunengxiaoshengdian!”

hanwan,renyijingzuoleqilai,touyiniu,chaozhewuzizhongjiandeyiqunrenkanguoqu。

dengkandaomanwuzideren,dishangguizhede、zhanzhede,suochengyituande,tamengle。

yuanbenrerenaonaodewuzirutongkadunyiban,shengyinxiaoshidiwuyingwuzong,zhongrendongdaoxiwaide,toudouniuguolaikanyangliu。

yidingshitahaizaizuomeng,en,ganjintangxia。

yangliubishangyan,zhenggerenwangchuangshangyitang,tingshi。

“啊!诈尸啦!”

“wodeliuera,nimeisi!nikankanniang,kuaikankanniang!”

“呜呜呜……”

youshiyiwuzidejifeigoutiao,yangliushoutoutouqialeyibazijifeipangdedatui,xinliyizhenaihao,bushizuomeng。

她这是……穿越了?

tingzheerbianzheichaochaorangrangdeshengyin,yangliuwunaizhengyan。

zuixianruyande,shiyigemanlianzhouwendelaotaitai,bizitingli,zuibayouxiebian,yanjingdaeryoushen,zheihuieryankuanglihaihanzheyanlei,jinjindingzheta。huabaitoufazainaohouwanlegexiaoxiaodefaji,kanzhejiujingshen。

haibudengtashuohua,neilaotaitaiyibapujintahuaili。

neiyishendegutouzhuangxiangmanshifeiroudeyangliu,xiayike,yishuangrutongtiegunbandegebojinjinkunzhutadeshangbanshenraodaobeihou,houbeibeipaide“dongdong”zhixiang。

“baobeiguinvyo,wojiuxiaodenishebudeniang,nizanengshedesini?”laotaitaikuhanzhe。

yangliuyijingwufahuxile,naozilihaishanguogezhonghuamian,quanshizheiyuanzhudejipin。

shadamazhizizhinvya,shahushia,bazijichidechenglepangzhu,qitarendouganshouganshoudeya……zheihuikanshangledagejiazhinvdenanren,quqiangyouqiangbuguo,jiuxiangbazhinvtuidaoheliquyansi,jieguozijibuxiaoxinbeiyansile。

“zheiyangderensileganjing。”

yangliuyuehuiyiyueyayangyang,zheiyangdejipinhuozhejiushilangfeiliangshi,silemailehailangfeitudi!

zheishengyingangyichu,wuzilirutongbeirenanxialejingyin。

jinjiezhetadeshoujiubeirenzhuazhu,yourenkuzheyizhenaiqiu:“xiaoguwocuole,xiaogunibiexiangsi,wuwuwu……”

yangliuniutoukanqu,yigechuanzheyishenhuibuyishangdeshiwuliusuideguniangzhengkudelihuadaiyu,neibaicibandepifu、guazilian、liuyemei、tonghongdeyan,gewairerenlianai。

zheijiushibaixue,yuanzhudagejiadenver,quancunzuipiaoliangdenvwa。

zhengxiangzhe,shangbanshenturanjiushiyisong,taniutoukanguoqu,jiujianlaotaitaiqishixiongxiongdiyibachekaibaixuedeshuangshou,jiangtatuideshuaidaozaidi。

rouruodebaixueshouchengzaidishang,wangpangbianyiwai,neibaixuejiubaozhezijideshouzhiku。

laotaitaishuangshouchayao,zhizhebaixuedebizijiuma:“xiaojiantizi,haiganlaiqiuwoliuer,pasishibu?jinerwobudasini,woliuerjiubaishouweiqule!”

zuoyoukanlekan,choujianchuangbiandetiaozhou,talaoguolai,juqitiaozhoujiuchaozhebaixuezaguoqu。

baixuecanbailelian,zuichunzhiduosuo,tabishangyan,zhenggerensuochengyituan。

pangbiandeyigesanshiduodenvrenzhenggerenwangbaixueshenshangpu,babaixuehuzaizijishenxia。

yanchouzheneitiaozhoujiuyaoluodaomunvliangrendeshenshang,yangliuzhejihandao:“zhushou!”

laotaitaidesaozhoutingzaibankong,niutouqukanyangliu。

chouchuzhe,haoyihuier,caixiangdaosha,suijiganmangdiantou:“duiduidui,tadoubaliuerhaichengzheiyangle,bunengjiudatazheijisaozhou,liuernixiangzayang?niangdouyini!”

sha?tanaozilidejiyimingmingshiyuanzhuzijibazijizuosile,zabianchengbaixuehaiyuanzhule?

yitinglaotaitaidehua,baixuedouchengleyigeanchun。

laodaxifuzhengshiyanleihualajiudiaoxialaile,taganmangcongbaixueshenshangqile,“putong”yixiaguizailechuangqian。

“liuer,xueershinizhinva,nimenyiqianbushiwandezuihaodema?nijiufangguotazheihuiba,a?”

chouzhetayanleigenbuyaoqiansidewangxiadiao,yangliurouzhehaitengdetou,buxiangzaitingtamennaotengle,yingdao:“zheishierjiuzheimesuanle。”

baixuehezhengshidaidailenglengkanzheyangliu,xinlizhidagu。

qitarenyegenzheyaohuanglehaojixia,douhuaiyizijideerduochuxianwentile。

xiangdaozheier,yigegedizhetou,daqidoubuganchuan。

“tachadianbanihaisile,nizanengjiuzheimefangguota?”laotaitaihuaiyidichouzheyangliu。

taguinvshashihoubiandenengchikuile?

beilaotaitaizheimeyidingzhe,yangliudexinjiushiyizhan。

kebunengrangtamenzhidaozheishentiyijinghuanlerenle,yaobuzheilaotaitainengbatabapichile。

yaoshiyuanzhu,zheishihougaizaban?

哦,要作,要极品。

yangliutouyiwai,yanjingyixie,nudao:“woxiangsuanlejiusuanle!”

laotaitaibeimadezhiduosuo,dunshifangxinle。

shileshile,zheijiushitaguinvmeicuo!

xiangdaozheier,tachelexiaolianganmangdiantou,shengyindourouhele:“haohaohao,niangtingliuerde。”

qitarenxinliyeshitoutousonglekouqi,haihaohaihao,liuerxinlishizheimexiangde。

yangliuyeshulekouqi,zongsuanmenghunguoguanle,kanlaiyihoutajiuyaochengweineizhongtianwenlideeduxiaogule。

suishuotapiqiyebaozao,youchoubaochou,ketashijianglide,genyuanzhuneigejipinkebuyiyang。

zhengxiangzhe,taduzigulujiaoleyisheng,zaiwuzilipiaodangleyiquan,zheicaitingxialai。

qitarenyiting,xinliyoushiyiduosuo。

laotaitainiutoujiuchouxiangwulideren,nushenghedao:“nimenerduolongle?meitingdaoliuerele?ganjinjiwozuofanqu!”

zheiyisangmenxialai,wuzilidexifuyatoudoushiyigeduosuo。

yangliutaiqitou,duilaotaitaidao:“jiwoxiawanjidanmianchijiucheng。”

laotaitaiganmangdiantou:“haohaohao!”

yingwan,niutoujiuduineixierennuhedao:“douzhanzheganshawanyier?rangwoquzuofanjinimenchishibu?”

yihanwan,neixiedaxiaoxifusunersunnvmenyiwofengwangwaimianchong,buguopianke,zheiwuzilijiushengxiayangliu、laotaitaihelaodaxifu、baixuesirenle。

neibaixuechouchoudadadiku,pangbiandezhengshiyeshiyigejingmoyanlei。

yangliuchouzhexinfan,xuezheyuanzhudekouqiduimunvliangrendao:“wohaimeisini,kusanga?douzou,woyaoshuijue!”

yitingyangliudehua,zhengshiganmangqubabaixuelaqilai,liangrenfuzheyiqueyiguaidiwangwaizou。

dengchuqule,haibamenjidaizheguanshangle。

yangliugangzhunbeitangxia,pangshoujiubeilaotaitaizhuazhe,lailaihuihuidemo,yankuangdoufanhongle:“wodeliuer,nijinershiyaoleniangdeminga,kesuanxinglaile。nifangxina,dengnihaodianle,niangzaibangnishoushibaixue!”

budengyangliushuohua,laotaitaijiuzhanqishen,zhejimanghuangwangwaipao:“baimianjidanwosuozaijuzilile,deganjinquna,bunengrangwobaobeiguinvezhe……”