第1章
“rangnizaijiazhaoguniang，nilianzheidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao，nishuoshuoniyoushenmeyong！”
“bushide......wo......”
“niangyaoshiyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，nikanwozenmeshoushini！”
“nizheigedangdasaodeyezhenshi，mingzhidaoniangshenzibuhao，haibuhaohaozhaogu，zheichuanchuqucunerlineixiegerenhaibudingzenmeshuozanjiani！”
caozadeshengyinrangcuiyuanrenbuzhuzhoujinlemei，mengdizhengkaiyancaifaxianzijitangzaiyigewanquanmoshengdedifang，shenbianhaiwuyangyangzhanzheyiqunren，nannvlaoshaodouyou，douchuanzhegudaidecubumayi，lianshangshenqinggeyi。
jiandaotaxing，zhanzaizuiqianmiandeyigenanrenshenseyixi，ganmangshangqiandao：“niangninxingle！”
hualuodengleyanguisuozaichuangweidenvren，“hailengzaizheiliganshenme！haibukuaijiniangquduanyao！yidianyanlijiandoumeiyou！”
nvrenshenziyidou，ganmangmoqulianshangdeleiliangqiangzhanqishenquduanyao。
cuiyuanzhengrankanzhezheiyiqunren，naozhongfuxianyidaduixinxi。
tachenglemoguoqingyangcunlilijiadeguafu，zaoniansangfu，yirenlachesigehaizi，xingzipolamanheng，shishilibaxiangchulemingdepofu，renrendoujutaneizhangzui。
gangcaicoudaotamianqiandejiushitadedaerziliqingshan，duanyaodeshidaerxifuliushi。
“你喊我什么？”
cuiyuanzhigougoudingzhemianqianmianrongyouheishenxingjianshuodenanren。
liqingshanyileng，“erzi......erzihanninnianga。”
cuiyuanxintouyigeng，zhijuedetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。
tacaiershisisui，douhaimeijiehun，jieguoyouleyigekanqilaibitahaidadehaodaer，yixiaziyoudianjieshoubuneng。
“娘，你没事吧？”
liqingshanshenhouzhanchuyinianqingfurenxiaoxinyiyidaliangzheta。
cuiyuanshunshengkanguoqu，naozhongfuxiancirendexinxi，tadeererxifu，xiaocuishi。
cuishishenhouqiangjiaohaizhanzheyigepifubaijingdeshaonian，qiaozheyuemoshiliuqisui，chuanzheyixiwenshiqingshan，shenxingshouxue，dizhetouqiaobuqingmoyang，kanzhehenshichenmoguayan。
liqingyun，lijiasanzi，shilibaxiangchulemingdetiancai，tongshiyeshizhenxuedexiucai，jinnianjiuyaoxiachangcanjiafushi，yidankaozhongneijiushijurenlaoye，zhishizheixingzi......
“niangnikesuanxingle，hesiwole，nishuonihaoduanduandezenmejiuluoshuile，xinghaoshijiaorenqiaojianjiushanglaile，buranzanmenjiakezenmebanyo！”
yidaofengfenghuohuodeshengyinchuanruerzhong，cuiyuanpiantoujiujiandaoyigemoyangqingxiudeshaonvzhengkuaibuzoujinlai，yibatuikaichuanggenqiandeliqingshanpuxiangta。
“siyatounizixizhexie，biepengzheniang！”liqingshanzhoumeicushengcuqidao。
liqingshuihuitoubailetayiyan，“wonalibushengde，haixudageduozuishuowo。”
liqingshanyebugentajijiao，niutoukanleyanmenkou，“zheisiponiang，rangquduangeyao，momocengcenghaibuguolai！”
zhengshuozhemenkouchuxianyankuangtonghongxiaoxinyiyiduanzheyaodeliushi。
cuiyuanningmei，jiyizhongliushiduizheigejiakeweishidangniuzuoma，qidebijizao，shuidebigouwan，shenzhiyinweiguoyucaolaomeileyigehaizi，kezhenggejialisuoyourendoujuedetadefuchushilisuodangran，yinweitashizhangsao，youshitongyangxideshenfen，weizheigejiafuchuzaiduodoushiyinggaide。
zaijiashangyouyigeshuoyibuerdeepopo，liantadezhangfudoucongweijiangtadangyigeqizikan，gengxiangshiyigemianfeidexiaren，dongzheyaowuheliu，dongshoudeshihouyebuzaishaoshu。
“chaochaoshenme！”cuiyuanshayachushenghechi。
dabinggangxing，shenzihaihenxuruo，shuohuayeyouqiwulide，dantazheigeshenfenzaijialijiweiyijiu，yichushengsuoyourendouanjingxialai。
liqingshanganmangdao：“niangninbiedongqi！”shuozheniutoudengleyanliushi，dishenghoudao：“haibuganjinjiangyaoduanguolai，meijianzheniangshengqilema！”
huayingangluojiuailecuiyuanyijiao，meishenmelidaoquejiaoliqingshanhaileyitiao。
“娘您这是作甚！”
cuiyuanrenzheejiaotutuzhitiao，yaoyadao：“wozuoshen？nishimeizhangshouguangzhangzuile？chulezhishinixifunijiubunengdongshoujieyixia？！”
liqingshanmengle，wanquanxiangbudaotaaiyijiaochuaishiyinweizheige。
“shishishi，shierzibushi，erzizheijiujininbayaoduanlai！”liqingshanmomonaodaijibuzoudaoliushigenqianjieguowan，molezhoumeidao：“lianzheidianxiaoshidouganbuhao，reniangshengqi，dengwohuitoushoushini！”
caishuowannaodaishangyouaileyixiedizi。
huitoujiujiandaocuiyuanbanchengzaichuangshangdengta，xianranneixiezishitaniangrengde。
“niyaoshoushishei？！shuonixifuzheidianxiaoshidouganbuhaoneinilaigan，wodaoyaokankannigandezenmeyang。”
“laodaxifu，nixianzaiquxiuxi！”
cuiyuanshuowanzheihualiushiyilianzhenjingdetaitou，jiulianliqingyundoukanleguolai，gengbietiliqingshuile。
“niang！dageyeshidanxinni，zaishuolezheibenlaijiushisaozidehuo，dageyigenanrentanalihuigan？ninzheibushiweinandagema。”liqingshuidigudao。
cuiyuanlengxiao，“shenmejiaozheibenjiushinisaozidehuo？zhaoguzhangbeishinisaoziyigerendeshi？neiwoyangdanimenshiganshenme？rangnimenjiwotiandudema？chulenisaozizheijialishimeirenzhangshouleshima？”
zheihuajiuzhongle，moguoyixiaozhiguo，yidanbeirenshuobuxiaoneijiushitiandadezuiguo，zuolaoneidoushiqingde。
yiqianyuansheneguie，quexianglaitengaizheijigeernv，yeguandetamenduoshaoyoudianzisizili，danshiduiyujiajinlaideerxiquecongweiyoushenmehaolianse，zaiyuanshenyanli，shuohaotingdianshierxi，shuonantingdianjiushiqulegeganhuodexiaren，heyigechuanzongjiedaidegongju。
yeyinci，bulunshidaerxiliushihaishiererxixiaocuishizaizheigejialidoumeishenmediwei，qizaotanheideganhuohaimeirennianjitamendefuchu。
tongweinvershendeliqingshuiqueyinweishilijiazuixiaodeyeshiweiyiyigeyatou，ziyoubiangewaishouchong，jialidehuojixianglaibuzhanshou，yeyinciyangchenglemugaoyuding，xinxiongxiaaidexingzi。
zuoweiyigewanbei，bujingzhongtongweizhangbeidedasaoersaoyejiubale，danfanyouyidianburangtashunxin，jiuhuipaodaoyuanshengenqianjilianggesaosaoshangyanyao，dengpopojiaoxunwanlianggexifuyouqujigegemenshangyanyao。
纯纯就是个搅屎棍！
pianshengyuanshenniai，bingbujuedeyoushenme，zhirenweishidangsaozidemeiyouzuohao，zheijiugengrangliqingshuisiwujidanqilai，yeyincinapaliqingshuimoyangbingbucha，kezaicunlimingshengyijinghuaile，nianjinshiwuyijiumeiyourenlaiweitazuomeitiqin。
sheiyebuxiangqugejiaoshigunhuijia。
“niangninzheijiaoshenmehua？youshenmefenfuninshuojiushi，womendangernvdeziranhuiquzuo，nalijiuxiangninshuodeneibanle。”liqingshanzhoumeixiaoshengdao。
bianshixinliburentongqueyebugandashengshuochulai，genzijiqinniangzhengzuizaitayanlijiushibuxiaodexingwei。
“jiushi，wangrilizheixiehuojidoushidasaozaicaochi，dilineimeduohuodagedoumangbuguolai，jiuzheixiegesuoshidasaobuqunandaohairangdagequ？”
liqingshuixiaoshengmaiyuan，molepieleyanyipangjucuzhanlideliushi，yanshenzhizhongdeqingshihexianegewaimingxian。
“zaishuole，tadaxiaoyangzaizanjia，youmeiduanguotachichuan，gandianhuozenmele？nanbuchenghaidangzijijiajinlaishidangqianjinxiaojiedebucheng？jiutazheiyangde，jiajidagejiuganzheidianhuoneishitadefuqi！”
yipangxiaocuishizuichunnieruzhesishixiangyaoshuoxieshenme，danzuizhongyezhishijiangtoumaidegengshenlexie。
tatongqingdasao，dantashenweilijiaererxifu，jingyubidasaoyehaobudaonaliqu，younayouzigeweidasaoshuohuani。
cuiyuanbeiliqingshuizheifanhuaqidetougengtongle。
tabenyiweizhiyouyuanshenyigejipin，meixiangdaoshangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，zheiyidajiazijiumeiyigezhengchangde！