第二章:假装被糊弄

yangbaishikebushihaohunongde,yishuangtouzhejingmingdeyanzhigougoudingzhefangyueyou,chidao:“shuoshenmedoumeiyong,zheicinibixulikaiyangjia,womenzheizuoxiaomiao,gongbuqinizheizundafo。”

shuowan,jingzhijinlechufang。

yangwenxuanchoufangyueyouyiyan,diandiandiyegenzhepaolejinqu,duizheigeedudesaozibizhibuji。

“唉,造孽啊。”

fangyueyoutanxiyaotou,qulaimupendalepenqingshui,jianglianshangdexuewuxiqu,huiwufanlepingwaishangyaochulai,zaietoushangmohao。

jiranlaotaitaibuxintadehua,neijiuzhinengyongxingdonglaizhengmingtahuihuigaile。

zhaochubengdaibaohaoshangkouhou,fangyueyouzhunbeiquchufangzuofan。

gangchuwofang,yidaoxiuzhangdeshenyingzhuangleshanglai。

“tingshuonizhuangleqiang,juranmeizhuangsi?”

yangwenyushenchuanqingshan,shouliwozhebazhangdao,shouzhigujiefenming,shuohuazhongqishizu,lianshixiaomaifuse,yikanjiushixiwuzhiren。

jianmeixingmu,mianrongjunxiu,jiushibuaixiao,erqiedushe,zaiyuanzhudejiyili,jiaguolaihoujiumeijiantayouguoxiaorong。

buguofangyueyougumozhe,shibeitaqide。

“差一点点。”

“neizhenshikexile。”yangwenyuyaotou,mianluwanxizhise。

youzheiyangzhouzijilaopodema?haodaiyeshiyitiaorenminglaizhe。

fangyueyouxiangpipingliangju,danrenlejiren,meigankaikou。

“xianggong,niebueya,woqujinizuofan,xiangchishenme?”

yangwenyuyuanbenmeishenmebiaoqingdejunlian,douranjianluchujifenjingsong,“nizuofan?”

“shiya,woshouyikehaole。”

“交出来。”

mianduitashenchulaideshou,fangyueyouyitouwushui,“shenme?”

“duyao。”yangwenyulenglengdituchulianggezi,haokandemeimaozhujianshoujin。

fangyueyousicunbantiancailingwutadeyisi,dunshihaoqiyouhaoxiao,haojiahuo,ganqingtayiweitayaoxiadu!

“nixiangduole,woshizhenxinyaozuodunfanjijialirenchide。”

yangwenyulengmodikanzheta,xianranbuxin。

fangyueyouxiaodao:“niyaoshibuxin,keyizijilaisou。”

“bubi。”yangwenyushouhuishou,yuqilengyingdao:“wozheijiuhuiwuxiexiushu,nishoushixingliba。”

“xianggong,niyaoxiuwo?”

“womeibenshi,bupeidangnidexianggong。”

zheihuashijigeyueqianyuanzhugenyangwenyuchaojiashishuoguode,zheigexiaojiazidenanren,jidaoxianzai?

fangyueyouganjinpeixiao,shangqulazhuta。

“woneishihouluanshuode,danaoduanlu,bushizhenhua。”

yangwenyuweijiruoguan,jiuzaizhenshangyamenzuolebutou,sannianlipohuoyinananjianshangbaiqi,zhuazeicongbushishou,shendexianlingqizhong,zheihaijiaomeibenshi?yuanzhudenaoziqueshiduanlu。

“buyongduoyan,woxielexiushu,nilimajiuzou。”

“wobuzou!”fangyueyoumengpushangqu,jinjinbaozhuyangwenyu。

shizaimeibanfa,qingjizhixiazhihaoshuawulaile。

yangwenyushenziyijiang,yazhenuhuodao:“nizheishifashenmefeng?”

fangyueyouyiyaoya,youjiangtabaojinyixie,jichuliangdilei,gengyandao:“wowufuwumu,meiyouqinrenle,lileyangjiameidifangqu,xianggongrenxinkanzhewoliuluojietou,qicanesima?”

“tianyaoshouni,neishizaihaobuguole。”yangwenyubushangtao。

“nihaowuqinga,wobuguan,jiajisuijijiagousuigou,woshengshixianggongderen,sishixianggongdegui,zheibeizijueduibulikaiyangjiade。”

aima,roumadezijidouqileyishendejipigeda。

zongranruci,fangyueyouhaishijuedingjiangbuyaolianjinxingdaodi。

yangwenyuzhilezhiqiangbi,“yaozuoyangjiadeguihaibujiandan,zaizhuangyicijiushi。”

方月悠:“……”

zheigenanrenyouyanbujina,buchudazhaoshibuxingle。

“xianggong,wozhendezhicuole,yihouyidinggennihaohaoguorizi,nibieganwozou。”fangyueyoudianqijiaojian,yixunleibujiyanerzhishilouzhuyangwenyudebojing,naodaimaizaitajianwolicenglaicengqu,“qiuqiule,wobuxianglikaini。”

tamensuiyoufuqimingfen,quewufuqizhishi,pingrishuojijuhuadounan,gengbukenengzheibanqinmi。

yangwenyujianglizaiyuandi,yizhanglianhonglegetou,zhenggerendoubuhaole。

“nizhongxielebucheng?kuaifangkai,rangrenkandaochenghetitong?”

fangyueyoujiantaruci,gengjiaquedingzijizheizhaoyouyong,sipilailianguazaitashenshang,weilehuoxiaqu,zanqiechumaiyixiarou|tiyeshiwushangdayade。

“zanmenshifuqi,kandaoyouzenmeyang?fanzhengwobuyaolikai。”

“nizaibusongshou,woyao,woyaodongcule。”yangwenyubeibideshichukongheshouduan。

danfangyueyouzhidao,tazheiyangderenshijuebuxieyuduinvrendongshoude,genbensiwujidan。

“nidasiwohaole,sizainishouli,wozheibeiziyewuhanle。”

baijizheigebuyaoliandenvrenle……yangwenyujianzhixiangyangtianzhangxiao。

“xiushukeyizanshibuxie,dannijiranshuoleyaogai,jiunachuxingdonglai,zhihoushiqushiliu,kannibiaoxian。”

“zhende?”fangyueyouzhongyubenglexialai,xixiaoyankai,“nifangxin,wokendinghaohaobiaoxian。”

yangwenyuchelecheyijiao,zhenglihaobeitanongluandeyishang,niutouhuiwuqule。

fangyueyoureqingdao:“wozheijiuquzuofan!”

bengdazhezoujinchufang,gangqiewancaideyangbaishiyijiyandaozishelai,“chuqu。”

“niang,ninchuquxiezheba,wolaizuo。”fangyueyoulaoqiyixiu,jiuyaoquneiguochan。

yangwenxuanqieqiedishuodao:“saozi,zanjiachufangjingbuqishaole。”

jiuzaishanggeyue,yuanzhuzaishanshangjianleyikuanglizihuilai,xiangchaolaichi,nandexinxuelaichao,zijidonghuishou,jieguoshenghuojishubuguoguan,chadianjiangchufangshaochenghuijin。

fangyueyoushanshandixiao:“zheiciwohuihenxiaoxinde,erqie,zheibushiyounikanhuoma?”

“wo……”yangwenxuanmanlianxiezhejujue。

tahainianqing,haixiangduohuojinian。

yangbaishibuxianggenfangyueyoufeihua,naqicaidao,ehenhendao:“chuqu,fouzerangnijianxue。”

fangyueyouliantuijibu,mianseyibai。

“我走了。”

zheilaotaitaibiaohandehen,yuanzhuyeshihenshaogentazhengmiangangde。

zheiburangzuofan,gaizuodianshenme,yongyibiaoshichengyini?

fangyueyouzaiyuanzizhuanyouleyiquan,zuihoujiangmuguangdingzaiyiduihaimeipidechaihuoshang。

yushiquchaifangnalebafutouchulai。

taxiaoshihoushigenzheyeyenainaizaixiangxiazhangdade,piguochai,zhangwolejueqiaobingbunan。

“你在干什么?”

baikaizhenshi,zhengyaopishi,yangwenyuzhanzaishenhouyouyoudiwen。

“wopichaia,niangburangwojinchufang,zongyaozhaodianshizuo,buranzenmebiaoxianjinikan?”