第1章
“huairen！buzhunqifuwoniangqin！”
zhinendisangyin，zaiguxinianerpanxiangqi。
tatounaofahun，yonglizhenglezhengqianjinzhongdeyanpi，mianqiangchekaiyidaofengxi，caiqiaojianyanxiadejingkuang。
yidaoxiaoxiaodeshenyingshenzhekushouruchaideshuangbei，fenlilanzaitashenqian，wanruhuzaidemuji，
neizhangxiaolianzhanmanleleihen，shenshangyifuyezangluanpojiu，jibianruci，tahaishisiminghuizhezangxixidexiaoshou，shitugankaimianqianneibangdayaoyuandefuren。
neifurenyishouchazheyao，“niniangshishilibaxianggoudouxiandechounv，buzhitongsheishenglenizheimegexiaoyezhong，laoniangbuxianqinijiahuiqi，kenshanglianchinijiadeji，shijinimenzheiduisangmenxingmianzi！shaojiwozaizheijijiwaiwai，gunyibianqu！”
tashuowan，henhenbaneixiaowawayisang，tuidetayigelieju，zhizhizazaiguxinianshence。
guxinianhenhenshuaileshuainaodai，hundundesixuhuifuleyidianqingming。
丑女？
还十里八乡？
tasihaibahuangdiyishenchushenmeshihoushouguozheizhongweiqu？
neixiaohaierfuzhedi，mianqiangzhanqilai，roulerounianliandeyanjing，zaicizhengkai，yishuangyoushendeheitong，yiranshanshuozheguangliang。
“娘亲，你醒了！”
tajingxidibaozhuguxiniancuzhuangdedatui。
娘亲？
guxinianyiditou，qiaojiantuibianbaozhezijideluobutou，zaluanwuzhangdejiyiyouruhaishuidaoguanyiban，yongrutadenaodai。
yuanshenguxinian，shilibaxiangrenjianrenyandechounv，shencaifeishuo，xiangmaochoulou，benyishifenzaorenxiane，gengjiantanianjiqingqing，shangweichenghun，shenbianbiandaizheyigewusuidadetuoyouping，yejiushimianqianzheixiaowawaguyuan，yishichenglexiangzhenlizuidadexiaohua，sheidounenglaicailiangjiao。
youqimianqianzheiweixushen，buguangzongshilaiqiangtamenguerguamudeweiyiyidiankouliang，haidongzheduiguxinianeyuxiangxiang，feidajima。
zheibu，jinriyoulaiqiangyuanshenhaoburongyiyongyaocaohuanlaideyizhimuji。
zaizhengzhizhong，jingjiangyuanshenhuohuodasilequ。
xiaohuawanzheixiejiyi，guxinianzhijuedezijiquantouyingle。
yuanshenyigeshanliangnuoruodexiaopangzi，daizheyigedongshidebaobao，butoubuqiang，pingheyaoyinzhezhangxiang，pingbaishoujinqiwu？
neiduanxushenqiaojianganggangjibangchuixiaqu，renjingranhainengzhanqilai，lishiyouhuizheshaohuogun，zhiwangguxinianshenshangzhaohu。
guxinianyigeshanshen，wanghoujituilejibu，lianmangbaguyuansaijincaoduohou。
“bishangyanshudaowushi，niangqinbianhuilai！”
shuoba，biannaqishenpangyigedatieqiu，lunleqilai。
guxinianchuanyueqiannaishixingjidachu，dianshaoduonian，beilijingren，haiweiaijinxushen，jiubatatoufasijijuanleqilai。
“ya！nizheifeizhuyouyibandechounvhaiganchongwoshuaweifeng，jinergewobijiaonichizujiaoxun！”
xushenbeijinu，huizheshaohuogunjiuyingleshanglai。
yigunzigangyaoluoxia，neitieqiuzhizhidibeijiezhu，“zeng”diyishengjingxiang！
guxiniandizheneigunzi，chaozhexushenyongliyisang，zhibatasangdewanghouerlidi。
xushenjingyibudingdidingzheguxinian，buganxiangxinzheinvrenheshiyouzheimejingrendeliqi。
raner，guxiniankedengbujitaxiangmingbai，yitieqiuyoupaileshangqu。
xushenduobibuji，beitahenhendizashangyaoce。
“啊！！！”
qilidecanjiaoshengshunjianxiangqi。
“painizhuyao！”guxinianehenhendihoudao。
“shiba！ershi......”guyuannaishengnaiqididashengshushu。
xushenzeixinbusi，nazheshaohuogunjiuyaowangguxinianyaoshangshuai，beitayigeceshenduoleguoqu。
youshifanshouyitieqiuqiaoshangneixushendatui。
“敲你猪蹄！”
“a！**，woyaonongsinizheigeazajianzhong！”xushenjingshengjianjiao。
然而下一秒。
youshiyitieqiu，qiaoshangxushenshoubei。
“打你猪肘！”
“sanshier！sanshiwu......”neiduanguyuanhaizaigaoshengdahan。
guxiniantieqiuzaxiaqu，bianshituniederendoupaisuile，xushenbeiqiaodezaidishangyibianshazhubanhaojiao，yibianniuderutonghuoquyiban。
qiaojianxushenchedimeilefankangnengli，guxiniancaizhuanshen，rouzhezijidesizhi。
“安安，过来！”
“niangqindengyixia，ananhaichaqigeshujiudaowushile！”
guxinianbeiguyuanguaiqiaodemoyang，mengdeganzhan。
shangyimiaohaixiongbabademoyang，xiayimiaojiuguaiguaitingniangqinhuazaiyibianshushu，dangzhenshitinghuajile！
taniutou，lenglengqiaozhexushengannubuganyandemoyang，yuqiyincecedelengchidao：
“gun！yihouzaiganlai，laoniangtoujininingduan！”
xushenwanghousuolejiquan，mianqiangqishen，liangundaipadiwanghoupao，paoyuanleyiduanjuli，fangzhuantouchongzheguxinianjiaoma。
“xiazuochangfu，dengzhelaoniangyihoujienidepi！”
guyuanbeizheshenzi，liangzhipangshouwuzheyanjing，renzhenshuwan，niutouyiliuyanpaodaoguxinianmianqian，zuoyouzhangwang，“yi，huairenli？”
guxiniandunxiashen，caganjingguyuanyanlei，rouleroutadetoufa，“huairenbeiniangqindapaole！”
tachuanyueqianweileshiye，daosanshidoumeiyoutanguolianai，nengdedaozheimeyigebaobao，daoshiyiwaizhixi。
“baobeibuku，yihouniangqinbuhuirangrenzaiqifunile。”
guyuanlianshanghaiguazhejindoudou，yonglidiantou，taqianzheguyuandeshou，wangwulizouqu。
yuanshenliangkaijianpingfang，jiatusibi，chufangyuchuangduizaiyichu，qiheidedishangcengzheyounifaheideyouzi，yijiaocaixiaquzhanjiaodehen。
chuangshangshidanboderuzi，zaizheichuchuqiudetianseli，zheshidongren。
guxiniantanlekouqi，yuanshenzixiaobeilingyang，jiazhongpinqiong，tashenzibuhao，debingfapangzhihou，wushenzhuanqiannengli，yangfumuduitabuguanbugu，gengjianhaiyougegesaozinvedai，zhinengyigerenkaojiancaoyaoweisheng。
houlaixilihutudelezheigehaizi，liangrenfudangengzhong，riziguodeyeyuefajinba。
zheiyaoshiyouxidaben，yedeshidiyumoshidechengdu！
guxinianzaobuzhuzheiyiwuzizangwunining，baguyuanwangchuangshangyige，biandalepenqingshuiqianlaicadi。
zhengcadeqijing，jiutingjianguyuanchaotahanleyisheng。
“娘亲！吃饭啦！”
guxiniantaitouyikan，zhijianyigeqiheifaliangjianruyingshidewanyierhengzailetamianqian。
zheishenmedongxi，quedingnengchi？
“这是啥？”