第5章
dabomudeshoupulegekong，liangqiangzheshuaidaozaidi，paqilaijiuzuozaimenjianshang，paizhedatuikuhao。
“wodemingzenmezheimekua！haoxinzhaokanzhinvzhizi，xianzaidaochengleeren！”
“xiangdangnianniniangzoudeshihou，xiaobaocaizheimedianda，wotiantianbanyeqilaijitahuanniaobu，jialidejidanshebudejizijiawachi，quanzanzhejinimenjiediliangbushenzi。”
“xianzaidaohao，chibangyinglejiugangenzhangbeidingzui，haiyaobacaichanquanbujiyigeyenanren！”
sanshenyegenzhemoyanlei，coudaocunzhanggenqian。
“cunzhangninpingpingli，quniandongtianzhiyatoudelefenghan，shiwolianyepaoshijililuquqingdedafu，yaoqianhaishiwojianeikouziquzhenshangjiede。”
“xianzaitayaozilimenhu，daobawomendehaoquanwangle，zheiliangxinshibeigouchilea！”
dabofuyezaiyipangtanqi。
“zhiyatou，bushidaboyaogennizheng，shinizheihunshitaihuangtang。”
“womenzuozhangbeide，zongbunengkanzhenimentiaohuokeng。”
xigubaozhegebozhanzaiyipang，yuqiyinyangguaiqi。
“wotingshuoqianxierizilincunyougeguniang，zhaolegewailaideshangmennvxu，jieguomeiguosangeyue，nvxujiujuanzhejialideyinzipaole，gunianghaibeiqidedabingyichang。”
“zhiyatou，nikebieyishihutu，daoshihoukudoumeidifangku！”
tamenniyiyanwoyiyu，kudeku、tandetan，bazijisuzaochengletaoxintaofeiquebeiwangenfuyidekelianren。
cunzhangbeizheizhenzhangnaodetouteng，kankankudesixinliefeidedabomu，youkankanqinzhijinbengdelian，zhongjiushitanlekouqi。
“zhiyatou，yaobu......jiutingnidabotamende？jiachanxianfenyibufenjini，yuanzigentiandixianrangnidabomutamenzhaokan，dengnimenxinhunfuqiriziwendingle，zaimanmanshangliang？”
qinzhibaqinxiaobaowanghuailijinlejin，yuqitingbuchuqingxu。
“geweizhangbeiyikouyigeweiwohao，neiburushuoshuo，zheijiachannimenjuedegaizenmefen？”
dabomuyanzhuziyizhuan，lianshangtanlanbujiayanshi。
“wokanna，yuanzibixuguinidabo！tashijialilaoda，zhudayuanzitianjingdiyi！neiliandaizheyuanhoubianzheisanmudi，yeshiwomendele！”
sanshenmeitouyizhou，gangyaofandui，dabomujiuchaotashilegeyanse。
“cundongwumudijiujinisanshen，quniandongtiannifenghan，duokuinisanshenpaoyuanluqingdafu。”
“xibianliangmushuitianjinixigudaliba，zheiliangniantayemeishaoweinimenjiediliangfeixin。”
qinzhiruoyousuosididiandiantou。
“jirandabomukaolvdezheimezhouquan，neijiuannishuodebanba。”
qinqimenyiting，yanjingshunjianshanguoguangliang。
“buguo......”
众人眼神一凛。
“wojuede，dabodabomugaifenduoxiecaidui。”
qinzhikanxiangdabomu，yuqigewai“chengken”。
“cundongneiwumudi，gaijidabojiaduofenliangmucaixing。”
“dangnianwonianggangzou，xiaobaobanyekuzheyaohenai，shidabomumeitianguolaihong，womeneduzideshihou，yeshidabomusonglebandaibaimiancaichengzhu，zheifenqing，sanmudidouxianshao。”
dabomuxiaodehebulongzui，lianmangdiantou。
“haishizhiyatoudongshi！zhidaodabomudexinku！”
三婶当场就急了。
“zhiyatounihutua！tasongbandaibaimian，zhuantoujiukangzoulenijialiangdaicaomi！”
“wojinisongchaideshihou，zijiadoukuaimeichaishaole，wonverdongdeshoujiaobingliang，doumeishedeyongneixiechai！”
xiguyekanbuguandabojiafenzuiduo，genzhebangqiang。
“nidabomutazuoguoshashishi，meihuijiushidongdongzuipizi，pingshenmezhandabianyi？”
“wohaikanjiantanaleniniangdeyinzhuozi！neikeshininiangdepeijia，zhibushaoqian！”
“你胡说八道！”
大伯母气得跳脚。
“mingmingshinimozoulezhiyatoudieliuxiadebandiaotongqian，haihaoyisishuowo！”
“我没有！”
“你就有！”
gangcaihaibaotuanmaicandesanren，shunjianniuzuoyituan。
dabofuxianglapianjia，quebeisanshenzhizhebizima“pianxinyan”。
dabomuxiangbianjie，youbeixigujieleyiduijiuduan，yuanzilijifeigoutiao，luandexiangguozhou。
qinzhibaozheqinxiaobaowanghoutuileliangbu，lengyankanzhezheichangnaoju。
shenmuzhanzaitashenhou，muguangyouyou。
这招够绝。
duifuzheiqunzhirenqianburenqingderen，rangtamenzijigouyaogou，biyingpengyingshengshiduole。
cunzhangzaiyipangkandetouteng，lianpailehaojixiazhuozi。
“doubiechaole！jiranzhiyatoudouzheimeshuole，jiuanzheigefen！zainaoxiaqu，sheidoubiexiangnadaojiachan！”
sanrenzheicaibuqingbuyuandizhuzui，quedoubiezheyiduziqi。
qianzihuayashi，dabomuxiabiyouzhongyouhen，sanshenhexiguyemeihaodaonaqu，wenshushangdemojidoujianchulehaojidao。
qianwanzi，sanrenniezhewenshu，gezijicongcongdizoule，shengpamanyibuhaochujiuhuibeiqiangzou。
zuizhongjiqinzhiliuxiade，zhiyoucuntouyixiaokuaidi，lianzhedipangbiandeyijiantupifang。
qinzhikanzhetamendebeiying，qingqingmolemoqinxiaobaodetou。
“xiaobaobupa，jiejiedainiquxinjia。”
qinxiaobaojinjinbaozheqinzhidebozi，xiaoshengwen。
“jiejie，womenweishenmeyaobadieniangliuxiadedongxirangchuqu？”
秦芷勾唇。
“fangxin，jiejiedouhuinahuilaide。”
jiediliangjiandanshoushilexingli，limianzhiyouyichuangdalebudingdebeizi，jijianjiuyifu，haiyoudieniangliuxiadeyigexiaomuhe。
sanrenyanzhexiaoluwangcuntouzou。
zoudaocuntouneipiandishi，tianyijingkuaiheile。
tuikaizhiyazuoxiangdemumen，yigumeiweipumianerlai。
wudingdewapianquelehaojikuai，qiangjiaojiezhehouhoudezhuwang，dimianshangmanshihuichenhekuzhi。
chuanghuzhizaojiupole，fengyichuijiu“hualala”xiang。
shenmumomofangxiaxingli，kaishimanghuo。
taxianzhaolaijigenshuzhi，baloufengdechuanghudangzhu，youqufujinjianlexiegancao，puzaidishangdangchuangdian。
houbianhaikanlexiemutouhuilai，shengqileyiduihuo，qusanlewulidemeiweihehanyi。
qinzhikanzhetamangqianmanghou，xintouyayi。
他会的还真不少。
qinxiaobaoxinjingdanzhanleyitian，kaozaihuoduipang，meiduojiujiushuizhele。
qinzhikanzhedidishushuidelian，youkanleyanzhengzaitianchaihuodeshenmu。
“nishenshangdeshang......haoxielema？”
shenmudongzuoyidun，zhuantoukanta，yanshenlidaizhejifentanjiu。
“还行，怎么了？”
qinzhiwanghuoduilitianlegenmutou，huoguangyingzhetadelian，yanshenliyoujifenjiaoxia。
“woxiangqingnibanggemang。”
“帮我打几个人。”