第1章 浴室摔倒惨穿越

“救……命……”

yushilireqiyinyun,hunhezhenongnongxuexing。

yunshangjuewangdiyangtangzaixueboli,hualideyishengfeisuzaiyanqianshanguo。

banhua、xiaohua、xueba、gongzuokuang、zhuanqiankuang、nvqiangren、danshennvwang……

27niandanzhiyihuijian,zaiduoguanghuanyegaixiebuleyushishuaidaowurenfudecanju。

kepodehounaoshaoxueliubuzhi,wuzhujuewanghuihenzhong,buganxindebishangshuangyan。

ruguozaijitayicijihui。

tayidingyaozhaogelaogong……

――“shanger,nizenmezheimesha……”

“jiajineishazizhishiquanyizhiji,denggongnvdazhengjieshu,zanhaikeyihelia……”

“wodenver……wuwuwuwu……”

“阿姐,醒醒……”

yipianqiheizhong,fangfoyoufurenxiaohaitongkushengzaitoudinghuidangbujue。

shengyinyuelaiyueqingxi,haiyourenjinjinlouzheta,shijingyaohuangzhe。

“唔……”

yunshangzhongyubukanfanrao,menhengyisheng,huanhuanzhengkaichenzhongdeshuangyan。

naodaiyizhenjutong,yigumoshengyoushuxidejiyishudiyongxian。

dayangguo,nongnvyunshang,gongnvzhengxuan,jiajishazi,xuanliangzijin……

“阿姐醒啦!”

“shanger!shangernixingle!xietianxiedi,ganxiecangshen!taihaole,taihaole……”

zhandouwennuandehuaibaozaicijiangtajinlou,cumabuyimocazaitalianjia,shuyumuaiteyoudexiangqizhongjiazazhenongnongdenituqixi。

yiqieshineiyangdeshuxi,youshineiyangdemosheng。

yunshangmangrantaitou,muguangsaoguoxijierqidewenroulaofu,aishengtanqideyouheilaohan,zhinenqiaopidehuangmaoxiaoyatou,xiazhaigupotupiqiang,mochubaojiangdemuzhuomuyimuta……

naohaizhongzaluanjiyizhujianqingxi。

妘裳,妙龄十七。

yunjiacunchulemingde‘laoguniang’。

及笄两年还未出阁。

bushiyinweizhangdechou,ershixiangmaotaichuzhong,tiaohualeyan。

yixinxiangyaofeishangzhitouzuofenghuang,jieguoguocuolezuijiashiji。

jinnianzhengzhisannianyicidegongnvdazheng,zhiyaoshijijiweichugedenvzi,doudesongwangyaoyuandewangdou。

erfujincunzideshilingweihunlangjiuzhishenggebilijiacundeshazijigouer。

‘yunshang’yishixiangbukai,xuanliangzijin。

bu,yinggaichenghuyuanzhucaidui!

yunshangditoushenshizheyutatongmingtongxingyishijiegudaishaonv。

yishencubumayibaoguozheshaonvyaotiaoxianxideshenqu,baixiyuzhitianshenglizhiqueyinweichangniangannonghuolvexiancucao……

“ai……”yundieyishengbuyuetanxidaduanletadesixu。

yongyandaizhizhetadenaomen,lishengxunchi。

“nishuoshuoni,tiantianxiangzhejiajifujiagongzi,zheigebutongyi,neigekanbushang!zheixiahaoleba,haoerxudoubeirenqiangzoule,shilibacunjiushengxianizheimegelaoguniang!”

“haiertadie,nishaoshuoliangjuba……”furenxiangyaoquanzu。

bushuohaihao,yishuoyuefaredeyundieshengqi。

“doushinijiaodehaonver!yitiantianjingzuoneifeishangzhitoudebairimeng!youqianrenjianengkanshangzanmen?wokanneilijiacunshazijiutinghao,renqinkuai,youmeiyouwaixinsi,womenjiameiyouerzi,zhaotazuonvxuzhengheshi!”

“diedie,neishazijiataiqiongle,ajiecaibujia~”tongyanwujidexiaomeiyunnilimachazui。

qidelaohanhunshenzhandou,yangqishouzhongyandai,henbudejiangwuzhiniangsadasi。

“niyaodasiwomenniangsa?haoa,lai!nida!nidasiwomen……wobuhuola……”

“buyaodaniang……wa——”

yunshanghaizaixiaohuayuanzhudejiyi,erbianyijingluanchengleyiguozhou。

shisuixiaomeihedewawadaku,youxiezisedexuniangmuqinweiqukuhan,cubuduanmayilaofuqinquanshenyouhei,nazhebaojiangyandaiqidizhiqiaoliumuzhuo。

“die,niang,nimenbuyaochaole。”

tarouzhetaiyangxue,jianghekudemeimeilouruhuaizhong,anfudiqingpaitadehoubei。

qinglideshengyindaizhexiexushenglenghemosheng,erlaobuzijuetingxiazhengchao,chayidikanxiangta。

“die,niang。zheicishiwozuodebudui,erqiewoyiqiandesanguanyequeshiyouwenti。chengqindeshinimenbuyongguanle,wohuixiangbanfagaodingde。”

chuanyuexiaoshuotakanlebushao,kuaisushiyingxinshenfen,zhuangchuyifulijingshengsihoufanranxingwudemoyang。

zuoweixinshidaidulizixinnvqiangren,yunshangxianglaizhuzhangyouwentizijijiejue,nvrenyenengdingqibanbiantian。

tongguojiarengaibianmingyun,neishizuidijizuiyuchundexingwei。

mingyunhaixuyaozhangkongzaizijishouzhong!

“裳儿,你……”

yundieheyunniangkanzheta,zongjuedenvernaozishahounalibuyiyangle。

xiaomeiyunnicongtahuaizhongtanchubankexiaonaodai,shuilinglingdeyanjingzhaazha,haiyiweijincuoleajiedehuai。

“die,niang。jingguozheicizishawoyijingquanxiangmingbaile。yiqianshinverbudongshi,rangnimenfeixinle。congjinyihouwohuichengqizheigejia,bang……bangwozijizhaoguhaonimen。”

yunshangmeifagentamenjieshi,zhinengdaitiyuanzhu,zhaoguhaotadejiaren。

yunjiarentingdeyitouwushui,xiangyaokaikouyouwucongwenqi,haizaimengquanzhong,jiubeiyunshangxiaozhetuichulefangmen。

“haola~dilidehuohaiyouneimeduo,nimenganjinmangquba。dengwoshoushishoushijiuqubangnimen~”

“ai,shang……”xiaomumenkuaisuguanshang,jieduanleyunniangdeshengyin。

sanrenzhanzaimenwai,nikankanwo,wokankanni,wanquanshizhangerheshangmobuzhetounao。

cishizhengzhikaichunnongmang,yunjiazhiyoulianggenvwa,yaobibierenjiaxinkuhenduo。

erlaobuganduodangeshijian,jiudangtashinaozishashoudao**taida,naodaiyishibuqingxing。dengxiuxijitianjiuhuihuanguolai。

gezhemenbancongcongjiaodaijiju,yaotazaijialihaohaoxiuxi,biankangzhechutouwangtianliqule。

yunshangzuozaiyuanzhudexiaxiaoguifang,duizhegupotongjingzhenglilingluandetoufayifu。

tongjingliqiaolinvzizhengzhiqingchunnianhua,biaozhundeyangliuyao、edanlian、daimeixingmou,chunhongchibai。

yuanzhusihushitianshengfubaixinidetizhi,meitiannongmangdoumeiyoushaihei,zhishilvexiancucao,jiusuananzhaotayuanlaishijiedeshenmeibiaozhun,doushihuotuotuodemeirenpeizi。

yenanguaitayanguanggao,tiaodaozuihoubazijishengxia。

zongdelaishuo,taduixianzaideshentihaishifeichangmanyide,youqishinianqingleshisui,shentidelinghuoxing、rourenxing、tilinailidengfangmiandoubiyuanlaihaolehenduo。

nianqingdeshentijiashangchengshudezhihui,jianzhitaiguowanmei!ganxieshangcangjitadiercixinshengdejihui。

yexiwangyuanzhunengxiangtayiyang,zhonghuoxinsheng!

既来之则安之。

“gudaishijie,woyunshanglaila!”