第3章
keshibaitianhaihaohaode，zhigenzhebanchementouwangqianzou，yebuhangsheng。
怎么突然就傻了呢？
laodalaoeryanjishoukuai，budengsimanbashoushenjinguoli，jiubeilianggegegezhuaidaoyipang。
“heiheihei，hemizhou，hexiangxiangdemizhou！”
jiangsimanyilianshaxiao，zhanzaidatieguoqianbengbengtiaotiao。
jiangwantiantanlekouqi，zhaohudaman，“laoda，nibaxiaosiladaobianshangqu，jitashengwanzhou，lianglianglezaijitachi。”
meibanfa，simanxiaoshihouranleexingfenghan，quanshengaorebutui。
chilejifuyaobujianhao，manmanjiubanaozishaohuaile。
zheixienianjialisuirankunnan，danerlaoshoulidanfanyoudianxianqian，douhuilingzhesimanqukanbing。
jiandelangzhongduole，nanmianhuiyudaoyongyi。
suoyisimandebingyuezhiyuezao，shenzhibiyiqiangengshale。
bufanbingshi，tagenzhengchangrenyiyang，jiushibuaishuohua。
keyidanfazuo，bianchishafengdian，yejiudamanermannengzhuaizhuta。
zhaopingjusuishoushengleyiwanxiaomizhoudijidaman，“xiaoxintang！”
damanyingleyisheng，bawanfangzaishitoushangliangzhe。
“tiantianyeehuaileba，lai，niangweinizhouhe！”
miaoxianglianbaozhenaituanzi，chuilechuiwanlidereqi。
jiangtiantiandemuguangshizhongluozaisigeshenshang。
chuyuzhiyexiguan，taxiangzhihaosigedeshabing。
“tiantianzheiyilujiukenleyigewowotou，qiaotashoude，doutuoxiangle！”jiangwantianweiweitanxi。
sheiliaohuayingangluo，yijingheleliangwanzhoudesuncuihua，queyinyangguaiqidao：“youbushizijijiahaizi，hebineimeshangxinni？dacangheercangdouchibubaofan，haiwanghuijianhaizi，yebukankanjialishishatiaojian！”
zheihuatayizaojiuxiangshuole，jiupagongdiehepoposunta。
jiangsanmanwenyan，denglexifuyiyan，“cuihua，nizagendieshuohuani，anlishuo，wanshangmeirenzhinengfenyiwanzhou，nizheiyikouqiheleliangdawan，dienianggennijijiaolema？”
“tamenneishixinxu，heng！”suncuihualenghengyisheng。
jiangtiantiantingle，shenshenkanlesansaoyiyan。
这是个搅家精吧。
fanshidasaozuode，chaihuoshiersaoshaode。
yilushangdasaoersaolunliuxialaituiche，jihudoushikaobuxingzouguolaide。
weidusansaoyizhizaicheshangzuozhe。
shahuobugan，shierhaibushao。
“你差不多行了！”
miaoxianglianzhoulezhoumei，“wodeneifenzhoujitiantianhe，nigangcaiduoheleyiwan，mingzaoerjiubiechifanle！”
“niang！”suncuihuadengdayanjing，duoleduojiao，“ninnanenggebozhouwangwaiguaia，zheiyatouyoubushizanjiaren，ninhekuduitahaoni？”
ruguozheiyatoupianzishigejingeda，neilaodaozhangdangchuyebuhuisongtaxiashanle。
ziconggaodongshengliangkouzishouyangleta，laogaojiaderizijiumeikuangyuxia。
rouyankejiandedaomei，xiemendehen。
jiangwantiannuchiyisheng，“laosanxifu，nishuohuazhuyidian，tiantianxianzaishiwoguinv，yeshinixiaoguzi，nizaihujiaomanchan、shuosandaoside，kebieguaiwobukeqi。”
“zheiniantou，jiajiahuhuderizidoubuhaoguo，ganshangzainian，sheijiabuesijigexifuhehaizi？zanjiaxianzainengyouzhouhedoubucuole，hezhouhaidubushangnidezuia？”
suncuihua：“......”
jianlegezaixinghuilai，haidangchengbaole。
真有意思。
jiangsimanjikoujiubazhoutunjinduzi，bajiliangxiazui，“die，niang，meichibao，haiyaochi！”
“diezheiwanzhoujiniba！”jiangwantianbawandijisiman。
taganggangcaiheleyikou，youzouleyitiandeshanlu，nanengchibaoni？
jiangdamanwunai，“niang，yaobu、yaobuzaiaodianzhouheba！”
ruguorenrendouezheduzi，mingtianyemeiliqiganlua。
“jingeershitaohuangdediyitian，luhaizhangzheni，zheidianxiaomibushengzhedianchi，gujisanwutianjiuchimeile。”
jiangwantianniezheyandaiguo，qingqingbadaliangkou。
zheishilibacunhanlesannianduole。
shanliyipianxiaotiao，bieshuoyeguozihemogule，jiulianshupidoubeibaxialaidunzhechile。
xishuiganhe，caomukuhuang，zhenzhendeshibujibaixingliuhuolule。
jiangliumanlinzheshuitongzouguolai，“die，niang，zanmenzhishengxiaxiaobantongshuile！”
“chumenqianbuhaimanmanyitongma，zheimekuaijiuheguangle？”jiangwantianjingcha。
zuozaiyipangjinaituanziweizhoudemiaoxiangliandao：“tianqitaire，youdingzheritouganlu，yitianliuchulaidehan，bihejinqudeshuihaiduo！”
erqiegangcaiaozhou，jiuyonglexiaobantongshui。
zheiqianbuzhecunhoubuzhediande，shangnaerdashuiqua。
duanshuibiduanlianghaiyaokepa。
“shizaibuxing，zanmenjiutangheiganlu，qimanengliangkuaidian！”jiangwantianenmieyandaiguo。
“wokanxing！”jiangdamandiantouzancheng，“baitianshuijue，wanshangganlu，hainengcuoguohenduoliumin！”
liuminzhongbufayixieyinxianjiaozhadehuairen。
tamenejilelianrenroudouchi，gengbieshuoqiangjiesharenle。
suncuihuatinghou，diyigetiaochulaifandui，“yaozounimenzou，wozheidouleileyitianle，youedeqianxiongtiehoubei，yibudaodouzoubudongle！”
“nizuoleyilumache，kendingleihuaileba？”jiangwantianniletayiyan。
“benlaijiushima，yiwokan，wanshangbibaitiangengweixian，shenmeyelang、xiongxiazidoupaochulai，zhuanzhuahuorenchini！”
duluojuanyiting，weiweicumei，“dimeiyaoshibuxiangzou，neinijiuzigeerliuzaizhei，meirenlanzheni！”
tazaodoukanlaosanxifubushunyanle，gensanmanchengqinhaojinian，liangehaizidoushengbuchulai。
meitianshuidaorishaisangan，jialijiawai、xiyizuofanzheixiehuo，quandouliujitagendasaogan。
buzhidaode，haiyiweilaosanqulegezuzonghuilaini。
suncuihuafanlegedabaiyan，“wojiasanmandoumeishuosha，ersaoni......”
“nikuaibizuiba！”jiangsanmanxinfandebuxing，“chiyechile，heyehele，ganjinhuicheshangshuijuequba，shaojidieniangtiandu！”
nvjuanmenwanshangdoushishuizaibancheshangde。
suiranbuda，danpushangruzijiyiji，ganghaonengrongdexia。
miaoxianglianbajiangtiantianbaoshangche，weiweiyixiao，“wanshangnianglouzhenishui！”
“ngng！”naituanzidiandiantou。
heleyiwanxiaomizhou，tahuifulebushaotili，jingshenyemeineimeweimile。
zhishishentishangdeshangkoutengtongdelihai，ganggangtangxia，jiangtiantianbian‘si’diyisheng，zhitingtingdizuoleqilai。
zheilihongmeixiashouyegouhende。
youdeshangkouyijinghuanongganranle，zaibuchuli，jiujiudefayanfulan。
“压到伤口了吧！”
jianguinvtengdezhimaolenghan，miaoxianglianmangnachubaofu。
“niangzhaozhao，kankanyoumeiyouyaogao，bangnicashangjiuhaole！”
nazhifanzhefanzhe，baofulituranchuxianyiduipingpingguanguan。
haiyoubushaobaisekelizhuangdedongxi。
miaoxianglianmianseyijiang，“zhei、zheixiedongxishinalaide？”