第1章这是穿越了！
好吵......
touhaihentong，jiuxiangnaodaizhuangzaiyinxingfangdaodeganghuabolishangyiyangtong。
suqianqianshilehaodadeliqicaizhengkaileyanjing，zhishizaitakanqingyanqianjushizhihou，henbudelimazaihunguoqu。
“wtf，zheishenmeqingkuang？”
kanzhezijishenshangchuandedahongdehunfu，zuozhedehunjiao，luozaijiaobiandehonggaitou，haiyouwaimianchuanjinlaidezheneryulongdesuonatiechadeshengyin，suqianqianrenbuzhutunleyixiakoushui。
taiqiyouxiezhandoudeshou，dangsuqianqianxianqijiaozijiaoliantouguofengxichaowaiwangleyiyanzhihou，tazhongyuquedingleyijianshi。
“wokao......chuanyuele？”
danshisuqianqianturanyouxiangdaoleshenme，yishidaoshiqingbingmeiyouneimejiandan。
linlelinzijichenzhongdehunfu，suqianqianzhaolegeshufudezishiyikaozaizuodianshang，ziyanziyudao：“wozheishizhongshenga。”
yixiangqishangyishideshiqing，suqianqiandehoucaoyadougegezuoxiang。
tayeshihaoxin，xiangzhejianyiyonggewei，hainengnagejinqixuanyaoyixia，biantiaojinhuliqujiuyigeluoshuidexiaohai。
只是谁成想啊！！
buzhinagesangxinbingkuangdexionghaizijingranchaozheshuilirengshitou，zhijieyishitoujitazachendile......
suqianqianshuangquanjinleyoujin，yaoyaqiechidao：“bierangwozhidaoshisheizadewo，buranwo......”
“si......tongtongtong。”suqianqianhuiqidequantouhaimeiluoxiabianbeietoushangdetengtonglanzhule。
taishouqingqingmoleyixiazijidetou，zaiyikan，suqianqiandeshouyijingbeixuejiranhong。
jinjiezheyizhenjuliedetoutongxileshanglai，suqianqianxianxiejiaochushenglai。
danaoshunjianbiandelingluan，henduohuamiankuaisudezainaohaizhongshanguo。
zheiyinggaijiushizheishentizhurenzhiqiandejiyi。
guolehaoyihuisuqianqiancaijuedetoutengdedaohuanjie，yibianrouzheetouyibiandao：“yinweibuxiangjiajidizhujiadeshaerzi，jingranzaihuajiaoshangziqiang，guniang，niyeshigehenrena。”
shuozhesuqianqianjiwunaiyouxintengdetanlekouqi。
“yaoguaijiuguainishengzaizheimeiyougonglikeyandegudaiba，buguonifangxin，jiranwoxianzaijiezhenideshentizhongsheng，jiujueduibukenengrangnizhishiyigexiaonongnv！”
kaiwanxiao，takeshi21shijizuihuodemeishibozhu，pianpianchizheixiangjinengfangzainageshidaidouhaoyong。
neitaruguobunengzaizheilifaguangfare，jianzhitianlinanrong。
jiuzaisuqianqianhaixiangzhidaogengduoyouguanzheichanghunlideshiqingshi，jiaoziturantinglexialai。
jinjiezhewaimianchuanlaileyigejianruiqieguaiyidenvrendeshengyin，xiangjiletaijian，danqueshinvren。
“suxiaojiea，womendaole，nixiajiaojinqubaitangba。”
What？
就这么下去？
suirantabushigudairen，dandianshijukemeishaokan，zheigudaijiehunnvzixiajiaozenmezheyedexinlangtijiaomenba，zenmedaotazheijiuyaozijixiaquni。
erqietazheihaimantoudoushixue，xiaquhaibudehesiren。
suqianqiangangbagaitougaishang，waimiandezhangmeipoyoucuicudao：“suxiaojie，kuaixiajiaoba，buranwulejishikeshibujilide。”
suqianqianbingmeiyougaoqingchuzheidaodishizenmehuishi，buguoshiyizhici，tayezhinengzouyibukanyibule。
xiankailianzixialejiao，suqianqiancishixinlirenbuzhuzaixiang：jiehundangrixinniangmingsanghunjiao，xiaoshuodoubuganzheimexie，hainengyoubizheigengbujilidema？