“aaaa,guia!”
“小寡妇上吊了!”
“小寡妇死了!”
jingkongdeshengyinsibingbaoyibanzhaxiangzaicuntoucunwei,luluxuxuyourenranzhehuobahuiji,ranhoudajiadouchaozhechenjiadefangwuzoulai。
fangjianli,lixinhuimoqulianshangzhanrandexueji,jiangpokoudeshouzhihanzaizuili。
xingtiandeweidaochongchizhetadekouqiang,zhijiantayibacheguobailing,zhenggerensanfazheyiguhanyi。
mijidebufashengchuanlai,bansuizhetuimendeshengyin,zhitingmenwaideshengyindao:“jiuzailimian,diaozaihengliangshang,manliandoushixue!”
“zheicaijitiana,zenmeyousile?”
“zhenhuiqi,chenjiadezufenrangnagejuezhongdejibaoleba?”
lixinhuizuozaichuangtou,jiangbailingsairuzhentoudixia,zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。
fenmingyourenzuozeixinxu,dangshitadeshuangshoudoulachezhebailing,ruoshixinhuaitandang,yiyanbianzhiqizhongmaoni。
buguo,chenzhezheigejihui,tadaoshiyaokanyikan,zheicunlidaodishigeshenmeguangjing?
ganchenhuodajiedezeiren,youshishenmelailu?
fangmenshidakaide,houlianzipuzaidishang,zhongrencaizhelianzixinshenyihuang,tongmingdehuobabianzhaozheneizaichuangbianhaohaozuozhedeshouxiaoshenying。
“keke……”lixinhuikesouyisheng,anyadeshengyinxiangcubutouxixisuosuodedilachezhe,molichurangrenjingkongdeyudiao。
“geweishubo,keshilaiweixiaofurenshoushide?”
lixinhuiyangzhetou,binglengdeyanmouchenjiruye。zhijiantazhanzhanweiweidiqishen,chaozhechuangbiandeyoudengerqu。
zhongduozhuanghan,yebuzhishisheijiaohuanyisheng“guia”dunshineihuobadourengzaimenkou,renruniaoshouyibansanqu。
buduoshi,wuliweiruodeyoudengliangqi。
wuwaidezhongrenmianmianxiangqu,quandougezibentao。
kerengangcuanrushulin,zhitingganlaidelizhenghezulaolishengdao:“douhuilai,wodaoyaokankan,naliyougui?”
taosandezhongrenzaicijulong,zheiyiciyoulizhenghezulaodaitou,zhongrenmiansehuangzhang,shoujiaobingliang。
ganggangkuaruyuannei,zhijianyigeshouxiaodeshenyingyizaiqiangtou,zhengmanmanjiangdishangranzhedehuobajianleqilai。
tongliangdeyuanneijujilenannvlaoshaosanshiyuren,lixinhuitaiyan,bozishangdewuqingxiangyitiaolezhetabozideheishe,shunjianrangzhongrenzhibubuqian。
zulaowozhehuobadeshouyijin,suijishangqianyibushitandao:“qingshanjiade,nikehaihuozhe?”
lixinhuiwenyan,kanzhezhongrenxiaoxinkuitan,yijineisuotousuonao,biqinglianzhongdeqingnian,dangjiwangqianyibu!
zhongrenshoudaojinghe,lianmangwanghoutuiqu。
shandongdehuobajiangxiaofurendeshenyingzhaodeqingxiwubi。
zulaodajingzhixia,dangjihandao:“nishihuode。”
lixinhuifuzheqianghuanhuandidianlediantou,zhanzhanweiweideshentizaihanfengzhongyouruyangtianlichazhedefengganzi,suishidouhuidaoquyiyang。
“kuai,kuai,lailianggepozifutatangzhe!”
zulaolianmangchusheng,yipangzaojiuchuandaihaodezhangpoziheyigecunfushangqianfuzhelixinhuijinwu。
lixinhuiyaoleyao,jianchibuken,neixilideyanmouruhanguanglengjian,zhizhididingzheneixiechouzherenaodenanren。
qizhongyigetantoutannao,suozheshenzijiuxiangconghoumianliu。
dengdaoneirenkuaipaodaomenkoushi,lixinhuizheicaiyazheshengyinzhizheneigenanrendao:“talaiwojiatoudaobucheng,bianxianghaiwo!”
lixinhuishuozhe,shentiyizhen,doudadeleishuijiugungunerluo。
zaijiashangtaliansecangbairuzhi,zhenggerenrutongsihouyuanhun,qilididingzheneigenanrenkan。
zulaohelizhengduishiyiyan,dangjiduizheshenbianderendao:“zhuaguolai!”
zhongrencouzherenao,yexiangkankansheizheimedadedanzi。
dangjiduizheneiminjietaocuandeshenyingzhuiqu。
buguopianke,renyijingbangzailelizhenghezulaodemianqian。
liangtangtangdeyuanzili,zhijianbangzhederenchuanzheyijianheisedelanaozi,xiukouhelingkoudoumohuaile,houmianhaiyouyipianchouloudebuba。dizhetou,wanzheyao,siyoujifenbugandizhengzhazhe。
hanfengzhizhong,lizhenghezulaonazhehuobaweizheneirenzhuanleyiquan,dangjizhouzhemeitoudihedao:“chenlaipi!”
“laipigougande,sangjintianliangle,xiaoguafudouyaoqifu!”
“wopei,huaiduzilanxingandedongxi,zheichenjiagoucandele,jingranhaiyaohaiming?”
“jiushijiushi,pingrilishuahenglaizhangjiusuanle,meiyouxiangdaoxinganheichengzheiyang?”
zhongrenmamalieliedezhizezaolechenlaipiyilian,tashixiangshuiyixiazheigexiaoguafu,kemeiyouxiangnongchurenming。
zaishuotashenmedoumeiyoutoudao,neifangjianlijiujibenposhu。
“yuanwanga,wocaimeiyoutoutajiadedongxi!”
“wobuguoshijiantahaojirimeiyouchumen,patasizaijiali,suoyiguolaikankan!”
chenlaipilianhongbozicudidilai,yangzhedelianyouqingyouzi,haiyoujichushipopide。
zhijiantazhengzheyishuangxizhangdesanjiaoyan,yanxiajingguang,nulizuochuyifuzhengqilinrandeyangzi。
lixinhuiwenyan,lengshengdao:“laofannishengengbanye,fanxiangdaojudilaikanwosilemeiyou!”
“噗……”
yourenrenbuzhuchixiao,jiulianlizhenghezulaodeliansedouhanlejifen。
zheigechenlaipishicunlidepopiwulai,wangchangzhanzhancunmindebianyiyejiubale,quebuxiangjingranchangkuangdaoyaohairendedibu。
“woshizhendeyuanwang,buxinnimensouwodeshen?”
“zaishuoniyigexiaoguafu,woruoshixiangdongni,niyetaobulea?”
chenlaipiyanzhuziyizhuan,suijiyoushiwukongdao。
tashenshangmeiyouyifenqian,zaishuoxiaoguafuhaihuodehaohaodeni?
lizhenghezulaoduishenbiandejigezhuanghanshileyanse,liangsangerenshangqianyisou,guozhenmeiyousouchuxieshenme?
chenlaipiyincecedikanzhelixinhuixiaoleqilai,yanlishanguoyimohenyi。
lixinhuidaliangzheweitazuozhudelizhenghezulao。
liangrendouzhandebizhi,yigechuanzheshiqingsedemianao,yigechuanzhezangqingsedemianao。
doushiwushisuidenianji,liuzhehuxu,zhibuguolizhengdepifukanqilaibaiyixie,renlveweipang。zulaokanqilaiheiyixie,lveweishougao。
lianggerendeshoudouchuizaishence,meiyougenbiedecunminyiyangwuzaihuaili。
kanqilai,daoshiyoujifenqingzhengzhiqi。
lixinhuiyanmouweishan,zhengsedao:“zulao,baoguanba!”
“tashengengbanyelai,fanxiangdaoju。youchuangruwodefangjian,ruobushipomuzaitianyouling,zhipawozaojiuhuobuchengle。”
lixinhuideshengyinyoucuyouya,youxiezishenzhiyudoutingbuqingchu。
ranerlizhenghezulaodoumingbaitadeyisi,zheigexiaoguafuhenqiangying,bupachenlaipidejiaotuozhici。
chenlaipizhiqianqueshikandaoyoushangdiaodenvgui,neituihaizaitatoushanghuanglaihuangqude,zheihuiyoutingxiaoguafushuopomu!
dangjixintouyitiao,zhixiangzhezijishibushizhendezhuangdaochenpozideguihunle?
“baoguandehua,tachuangrunidefangjian,shaobudefengyanfengyu。”
“到时候……”
lizhenglvlelvhuzi,yishuangjingmingdeyanmousaoxianglixinhui,mianseningzhong。
chenlaipiwenyan,xinlianandeyi。
xiaoguafugenxiaoshuzibuqingbuchu,shuobudingzaojiunongguole。
“jiunineibuqingbubaidemingsheng,wocaibuxiegenniyouqianche?”
“nixiangbaoguanjiubaoguanba,wodaoshiyaokankanshiwoxiadayuhaishiniyaojinzhulong!”
chenlaipidehuashuodekangkaiyouli,zhongrenbuzijuedijiangmuguangpiezaiyaoyaoyuzhuidexiaoguafushenshang,yishijianyilunfenfen,jiaotoujieer。