第1章 奇葩弟弟

雾山县,永宁村。

taiyanggangxiashan,yizhenqilidenujiaojiumengdicongmouhurenjiazhongchuanlechulai。

“gudasheng,neikeshizanmenzuihoudehuomingqianle,nibunengnazoua!”

caicongdiliganhuohuilaidecunminfenfenchaoshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangwangqu,jiujiangujiayuanzili,shuaichuleyidaoshouruojiaoxiaodeshenying。

erzaitazhiqian,neibeihanzuogudashengdeshaonianruyizhenfengsidecongcunweicuandaolecuntou,budaisihaoyouyudexiaoshizailezhongrendeshixian。

“yueyatou,dashengzheishiyoutouqianchuqudule?”

gebiwangshenzihegujiazhandianerqin,jianzhuangganmangshanglaixunwen。

kehaibudengdishangdeshouruonvhaierhuida,taliangyanhuranyifan,zuilipenchuyidakouxianxue,renzaimeiledongjing。

shuohuasheng,jiaobusheng,gezhongcaozadeshengyinjiaozhizaiyikuaier,guyuerenbuzhuhenhenzhoulexiamei。

谁在吵?

tamengdezhengkaiyanjing,zuoqileshenzi。

yipangwangshenzhenghejigelinjutaolunzhegaizenmejizheikumingyatouchulihoushini,huranjiukandaoyuanbenyinggaisilederenyouhuoleguolai,haidengzhemanshixuesideyanjingkanzhetamenzheibian,hedeyipigujiuzuodaoledishang。

“诈、诈尸了?”

jigelinjujiaodejingtiandongdi,xianghuoshaolepigusideliangundaipadewangwaitaocuan。

kanzhezheiyimu,guyuelianshanggangluchumimangdebiaoqing,danaohuranjiuchuanlaiyizhenzhenzhabandetengtong。

zairanhou,yigumoshengdejiyiqiangxingguanshujinnaohai。

juliecijixia,tahaimeilaidejikanxiazhouweihuanjing,jiuliangyanyifan,youyunjueleguoqu。

xinglaishi,yishiciriqingchen。

tacongchuangbanshangzuoqilai,kanzhesizhouyidilangjie,budebujieshouleyigecankudeshishi——taguyue,chuanyuele。

butongyubierenchuandaoshenmewanghoujiangxiangzhijia,laotianyejitadexinshenfen,jianzhizaogaodaolejidian。

tangtangdingjiyixueyuanbiyegaocaisheng,zhongyishijiaweilaizhangmenren,jiuzheiyangjieranyishenlaidaozheigeniaobulashidedifang。

yuanzhusuozaideshizheipianguotushangyigejiqipianpixiaocunluo,jialibenhaisuanhexiemeiman,zhikexizaohuanongren,tadiemoucishangshandalie,jieguofanbeishanlideheixiongjihuohuoyaosi。

yuanzhuniangkutianqiangdi,meiguoduojiuyegenzhequle,zhiliuxiayinvsanergulinglingdehuozaishishang。

zineizhihou,jialideqingkuangchedifashenggaibian。

yuanzhudadimishangledubo,zhengrijingxiangzhebajialijinshengdeneidianerhuomingqianlaochuqudu。

erdizeshigeyushanruanshizi,bujinzijizhuandeqiannaqushishebierenzuohaoshile,haibajialideqianyetiechuqubushao。

sandijiugengburangrenshengxin,meishierjiuchuquzhanhuarecao,touqiedajiayangyangbuluo,peijibierendeqiandoukuaiyaodishangzhenggegujiayiniandekaixiaole。

xiangdaosangezaoxindidi,guyuexianxieyoupenchuyikoulaoxue。

tadouhuaiyizijishibushiqianshidezuilelaotianye,suoyirangtasiyizaobugou,hairangtachuandaozheimegeqipadejiating。

“姐?你还活着?”

zhengxiangzhe,mantoumaohandeguerniuhuojihuoliaodechonglejinlai。

yiyanjiukanjianlezijiadajiezuozaichuangshang,manliandeshengwukelianyang。

guyueyedingzhedaizhidemuguangchaotakanleyan,renchuzheijiushiyuanzhujiyizhongneigeyushandeshaerdi。