第5章 撒泼打脸

lishenzishibaijiagebideyihunongrendeqizi,nianqingshiyeshishuohuadouxishengxiqide,shengleerzihouneisangmenbianyufadale,shengyinyeyuelaiyuejianrui,yizhizuichanzhebaimulaishishouwanshangneiyuzhuozi,guoqugumozheshikantamenmeijigeqian,doulaibaixiuzuogongcaihuo,pacunlicunwaidechanyan,buganyao。

kexianzaiquebuyiyangle,baixiuzaitaneilidecigongjiletamenjihui。

“baifuren,womenruyugangjinmen,shenziyebuhao,yiqianfangbaixiuzaiwomenneizuogong,shangnimenyigebingyangziyigelannvrenyikoufanchi。”lishendeyudiaojianjianjianleqilai“kenimenni,qifuwojiaruyupiqihaobuhenimenjijiao,aicigongshiba,jiwomenzaochengdesunshinalai。”

baimuzhengyaoshuohua,kebaixianquerenbuzhule,bashoulichendiandiandeqianchuanzipadipaizaizhuozishang,chixiaoyisheng,kandoubukantamen,fengcidao:“wodaoxiangwenwen,nimenyoushenmesunshi?wodidijinnianqisui,nimentianzhenimendelianjiaotaquzuozhonghuo,xianzailaiwomianqiansapo?”

baixianzaozaibaixiuhezhoushijiukanjiantashoushangdeshangbale,gujijiushizuopichaishenmedezhonghuoliuxiade,zheiyangdehuo,jiujiyiwanhezhenibadexizhou?

baixianyuexiangyueqi,zuipiziyoulisuo,sanliangxiajiubalishenzimadeshuobuchuhualai,talenghengyisheng,zhengxiangjixu,jiukanjianlishenzideerxifuzhangruyuqingyinyisheng,wuzhexiongkoujiuxiangdao。

zaiwomianqianwanzheizhonglajihuayanger?

baixiansuishounaqineiqianchuanziwangzhangruyulianshangshuaiguoqu,zhangruyuzhengpazaidishangni,dangjijianjiaoyisheng:“nixiangganshenme?”

“he。”baixianfachuyishengduancudelengxiao“wojiajidaoshikaiguoguang,jinbudexiaoguichangfu,lishennizheigeerxizheiyangpashibeishenmedongxifushenle,wonatongqianjitaququxie。”

“ni,ni。”zhangruyuyouyiciwuqilexiongkou,danzheiyicigujishibeiqide。

baixianxilekouqi,jixuchengshengzhuiji:“nishenmeni,wushenmexiongkounini,jiunizheilianpinaquganmianrenjiadouxianhou,baniliandebodeboniechengmiangedadounengyanghuoquanguoren。”

shuowan,baixianliangbuzoudaozhangruyumianqian,nieqitadexiaba,guiyiyixiao,peidewangtalianshangpenlekoukoushui。

lishenzhongjiuzhandoulibijiaogao,jingguoyifanxiuyang,yijingnengjixushuohuale,tachuanzhecuqi,chayaosapodao:“wobuguan,nididibuzaiwojiazuogongle,wojiuyaobuchang,yiqiankannijiameiqian,xianzai——hengheng”tashengyinyidun,zhilezhibaimushoushangdezhuozihezhangruyulianshangdeqianchuanzi。

baixiankantazheimoyangjiuzhidaotazaojiuxiaoxiangzheizhuozile,lvedaliangyixia,zhuoziyuzhiqingcui,ganguannihua,suiranshangmiankeledianbuzhishenmededongxi,danyijiunengsuangeshangchengdebaoyu。

zheishizenmehuishini,mingmingrucipinqiong,nachulaidedongxiqueyangyangjingren。

lishenkanbaixianmeishuohua,jiuyinxiandingzheta,shenshangbujinqileyishendejipigeda,mianshangquezhigaoqiyang,huoxiangyizhidouji。

baixianfanlegebaiyan,buxiedao:“youqianjiuyaojinini?neinikejiwosuansuan,anzhaoxianzaidejiage,nigaijibaixiuduoshaoqian?”

lishenyiye,likelikuileqilai:“tazijishuozhiyaowanfanchide。”

“baixiuxiaohaizibudongshiniyehetayiyangshiba?zhenshikuochuoa,yiwanfankezhenzhenshiyiwan,fanni!”

baixianshuangshoubaoxiong,jugaolinxiadikanzhelishen。

“huiqi!huiqi!suanwomendadu,nidepeiqianwomenbuyaole!ruyu,zou!”lishenshuobuchuhua,zhinengxingxingfuqilianshanghongyinzihaimeixiaodezhangruyu,yizhuanshen,zoule。

baixiuyizhizhanzaibaimushenbian,yanjianlishentamenzoulecaisongyikouqiguolaibaozhujiejie,menshengdao:“woshibushirehuole?”

baixianpailepaitadejianbang,anweidao:“zenmehui。”