第4章不试,谁试谁傻子

di4zhangbushi,sheishisheishazi

jiaoxiaohaidajiabudui,danyiweideranghaizirenrang,yaomebahaizideyongqimomiechengweiyigenuofu,yaomezhongyouyitianhuoshanbaofachengweisharenkuangmo。

linchuwunengganshoudaoxiaobudianzaitahuaizhongyidiandiandefangxiajiebei,shenzhiyouxiexihuantadeshuohuafangshi,jierbiandeguaishunlexiexu。

lazheshouchulewuzi,zaiyinanchuzhualeyibaqingtai,tulediankoushuicuolan,yourangxiaobudianbangtafudaoetoushang。

“tengbuteng?”xiaobudianxiashoumeigeqingzhong,zhijiepaizailinchuwuetoushang。

tengdelinchuwuchadianlinghunchuqiao,haobanshangcaihuanguojingerlai,“yaobunishishitengbuteng?”

xiaobudianwanghoutuileyibu,“bushibushi,sheishisheishishazi。”

linchuwuhenghengliangsheng,chongxiaojiahuogougoushou,“guolai!”

“buguo。”xiaobudianyiliuyanpaole,“tiankuaiheile,woquzuofan!”

linchuwuhuiwuzhaolekuaipobubaetoubaohao,genzhezoujinlezaofang。

shuoshizaofang,jiushijigenshuzhizhiqidemaocaopeng,zhongjiangaosizhoudi,zuigaochuzhibiyirengaoyidian,linchuwuhuaiyihuoshaodaxienengbamaocaowudingdianzhe。

mianjihenxiao,dagaiyipingfangduodian,dongxiyimuleran:liangzhimutongyigehulupiao、yigejiandidingguo、qigeyongzhutongxuechengdewan、yikuaimubanyibadao、yikunmuchaiyibapoliandao。

meiyouzao,zhongjianyongsankuaishitoudianqi。

xiaobudianshuliandexiaomugunwangshitouzhongjianyiba,bachuyidingdianermutan,rengbagancaoshangqu,yongzhuguanchuileyixia。

gancaobeidianran,xiaobudianyangtoudeyidekanxianglinchuwu。

jiyiliyuanzhumeicidouhuishuo:kanshenmekan!ganjinzuofan!

wangzhexiaobudianjingjingdetongren,linchuwuxinruanchengyitanshui,qingrouxiaobudiannaodai,“niangqindebaobeizhenbang!”

xiaobudianshouchongruojing,yuqiquehenzhuai,“zheisuanshenme,wohuidedongxiduolequ!”

“ng,wojiaxiaomutouzuicongmingnenggan。”linchuwubulinsejitagengduodebiaoyang,tiqidingguofangdaosankuaishitoushangmian。

xiaobudianhaishineifukukudemoyang,“wozijikeyi,buyongni!”

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shuoshizuofan,buguoshishaoliangyumisuilijiashangyibacaomizaiduodianyecaijinqu,haiyouyibakang!zhuchenghuhubuxianghuhu、zhoubushizhoudedongxi。

linchuwutanleyiju,xiandaidezhuhegoudoubitamenchidehao。

buguoshikongbutong,meishenmekebide,tiaojiankeyizijichuangzao。

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tianheizhiqian,linzhengzhufufudaizhehaizimencongdilihuilai。

xiaobudianhuankuaidepaochuqujieguotamendechutou,“yeye!keyichifange!”

“guaisunzhenbang!”linzhengzhuchongnidemolexiaobudiandenaodai。

niupengzhiyousanjian,linzhengzhufufuyijian,jialinanhaiziyijian,linchuwudaizhexiaobudianhemeimeijiyijian。

fumuneijianfangleyixiezhiqiandedongxi,biruyumisuilihekang,haiyoubudaoliangjindecaomiyijiyixienongju。

qingtianshichifanzaiwuwai,yutianjiujidaonanhaizizhudefangjianlicouhe。

linzhengzhubahuhupengchulai,xiaobudianjiupidianpidiandenalezhushao,jimeirenshengshangyiwan,xiaohehedebajiarenjiaoleyigebian,weidulinchuwu。

linchuwudunzaiqiangjiao,yanjingsuansebuyi。

yuanzhuzenmejiushededamazheimedongshidehaizi!

“ng!”xiaobudianbazhuwantuidaolinchuwumianqian。

“xiexiebaobei。”tajieleguolai,rugengzaihou。

yijiarendemuguangbeixiyinguolai,yigegefangfojianlegui。

“jie,nishibushibeizahuainaodaile?”genlinchuwuzoudezuijindemeimeilvxianshuohua。

linzhengzhuchileju,“linchuqi,zenmeshuohuade!”

linchuqidiaopideliezuiziya,guluguluhehuhu,meizaishuohua。

zheishi,zhengxiuhuayoulaile,laoyuanjiunengtingdaotadedasangmen,“laosan!nidehaohaojiaojiaochuwuneigesiyatou!jingrandaboniang!”