第4章 这媳妇一点媳妇样都没有

“yaba!”zhangranranmeitouyizhou,xinxiabuzijuedejingleyixia,dao:“jinlaibudongqiaomenma?”

yabaguaiyidekanleyanzhangranrandeshouwan,dandandedao:“meimen。”

zhangranranxiayishidekanxiangmaocaowudemen,xingtongxushe。

“waifuneifu。”yabameiyouguoduodetanjiu,zhidandanderengxiayijuhua,bianzhuanshenchuqule。

zhangranranmeitouyizhou,kanleyanzhuanshenjiuchuqudeyaba,yuqiqinglengdedao:“wobeihoumeizhangyan。”

yababeiduizhangranrandelianshang,yimofuzadeshenseshanguo,dao:“xianchiyao,wojixiaoruizuofan。”

suoyi,taganggangshiqujizijinongyaole?keshitanalilaideyao?

zhangranrandakaicipingzi,qingqingwenlewen,suiranyouxieniantoule,danbudebushuo,zheiyaolitoudecailiaodoushishangdengde,juebushizheiqiongshangounengyoudedongxi。

“he。”zhangranranqianxiaoyisheng,jiuzhewulidelengshui,jiangneiyaoyiyinerjin。

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zhangranranzhendehenpeifuyuanzhuhexiaoruile,zheiyabazhudefan,zhinengmianqiangxiayanbale,ruobushizheiyuanzhumanshendeshang,zhangranrandoudasuanzijidongshoule。

dengchilegebanbaohou,zhangranranshizaishiyanbuxiale,kanleyanyaba,dao:“jinerdewankuainishoushile。”

yabakanleyanzhangranran:gaodehaoxiangnishoushiguoyiyang。

“niangqinjintianhaoqiguai。”zhangxiaoruizhabazhabayanjing,kanzhezhangranrandebeiying。

dangtianwanshang,yeshenrenjingdeshihou,zhangranranchuanzheyicengdanbodeliyi,jiuneibanpazaimubanshang。

ruobushiyuesehunan,wulidemeiyoudengyehunhuangdelihai,zhangranranyidinghuifaxian,cikedeyabaerduogenhongdejiugenluzhueryiban。

“mingtiankaishi,wobuhuizaiqulaozhangjiaganhuo。”zhangranranqingshengkaikoudao:“youxieshi,womenyinggaitantan。”

yabajizhangranrancayaodeshouweiweidunledun,congbiqianglingleyisheng。

“wobubinishuohua,danshi,rihouzaiyoubuzhangyandeshangmenzhaoshi,niruoshiyishengbuhang,wojiudawantamenzaidani。”zhangranrandandandeshuoleju,yuqijiqidepingjing。

yabazuijiaobuyichajuedewanleyixia,dao:“hao。”

“haiyou,niyaoduohexiaoruishuohua,suirantashinijianlaide,danshitaxianzaishinierzi,nijiubunengduitaneimelengmo。”zhangranranyansudeshuoleju。

“neinini?”yabazijiyebuzhidaoweishenmejiuwenlezheimeyijuchulai。

“wo?womeitiandouyougentashuohua,fuaihemuaibuyiyang,zhidaoma?”zhangranranmeitouweizhou,ruoshitanengdaitifuai,taxianzaijiubayabasaodichumen。

yabakanleyanpazhedezhangranran,taqishixiangwendeshi,buxuyaozijihetaduoshuohua?

yigeshitajiande,yigeshitaxifu,suiranzheixifuyidianxifuyangdoumeiyou。

zhangranranmeitingdaoyabadehuida,zhidangtamorenle,bianjiexiaqudao:“nizheiyaoshinalaide?wozaibaixingcunjiumeikanguobizheihaihaodeyaole。”

“qianxienianshanshangjiande,xushinagelvlinhaohandiaodeba。”yabadandandedao。

zhangranranmeitouweizhou,zhuantoukanleyanyaba,suibianjiandejiuzhidaotanengyong?pianwuzhifuruni!

haoba,yuanzhuqueshisuanshiwuzhifuru。

“cahaole。”yabamomodezhuanlegeshen,jiangshengxiadeyaoshouleqilai。

“nijiaoshenme?”zhangranranzhenglihaoleyishang,dandandewenleju。

yababenjiubushibaixingcundeyuanzhumin,shiqianjinianturanmaochulaide,buguotazheirenchenmen,congbuherenjiaoliu,cunzhangkelianta,bianyejiletayikuaixiaodifang,rangtaziligengshengle。

“zimo。”yabadandandehuileju。

zhangranranchelechezuijiao,renruqimingma?

zheiyiye,chulezhangxiaoruiyiwai,zhangranranheyabajiumeiyoushushuiguoqu,liangrendougehuaixinshi。

tiansejianming,zhangranrancaijianjiandeyouleshuiyi,hezhedanbodejiuyixiaoshuileyihuier。

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“niangqin,chifanle。”zhangxiaoruiqingqingdepailepaizhangranran,ruannuonuodeshuoleju。

zhangranranmimengdezhengkaiyan,dingzheneizhangxiaoliankanlehaoyihuier,caixiangqilaizijichuanyuezheijianshi。

“ng,nixianquchifan,niangqindaihuijiulai。”zhangranranqingshengshuoleju,kanzhezhangxiaoruineiyouxiejujindeyangzi,xinlijiurenbuzhutanlekouqi。

qiongrendehaizizaodangjia,keshizhangxiaoruizheiyetaizaoleba,tacaisisuia,caigangguolesanzhousuibale,haishishuodiezideshihou,yiyanyixingyirandaizhejifendarendeyangzile。

yidunfanchiwan,yabayoutongwangchangyiban,chumenle,zhiyuzuoshenme,yuanzhubuzhidao,tayelandezhidao,fanzhengzhiyaoyouqianjitajiukeyi。

yabagangzoumeiyihuier,laozhangjiaderenjiushangmenle。

zhishitamenzaineipobaidelibawaichoulehaoyihuier,caiyigegewolejinlai。

“zhangxiaohua!doushenmeshichenle!jingranhaibuquganhuo!”zhangjialaosanehenhendehouleyiju。

“**buganhuo,guannishenmeshi?”zhangranranpieleyanzhanglaosan,lenglengdeshuoleju。

“jialihaiyiduideyifumeixi,chaiyemeipi,diyemeisao,nihaibugunquganhuo!”xushiyanleyankoushui,duizhezhangranranhanleyiju。

jinertayoumeiyoudamaneigexiaozazhongle,yinggaibuhuirangtafafengleba?

“e?”zhangranranzuijiaoyigou,dao:“sanshen,wushen,nimencaishilaozhangjiadexifuba?buganhuopaolaiwozheibianxiarangrangsha?mobushinimenhuanlenanren,suoyizheilaozhangjiadehuoercongcibuyongganle?”

“ni,nigexiao**,nihushuoshenme!”xushisuolesuobozi,duizhezhanglaosan,dao:“dangjiade,nikebunengtingtahushuoa!”

“dangjiade,xiaohuajiushibuxiangganhuo,caihuizheimeluanshuohuade。”zhangjialaowudexifumashidishengshuoleju。

“buxiangganhuo?”zhanglaowubiyidedao:“zhangjiadehuoshinishuobuganjiunengbugandema?zhangxiaohua,nibiewangle,nikeshiwomenlaozhangjiaderen!”

“jiachuqudenver,pochuqudeshui,nimeitingguoma?chun!”zhangranranlenglengdechaofengleyiju,dao:“chenzhewohaimeishengqi,youduoyuangunduoyuan!”

“haonigezhangxiaohua,nishifanlebucheng!”yizhimomodezhanzaiyipangdezhanglaodanushengdao:“ninainaishuole,zhiyaonimeisi,jiudehuiquganhuo,tinineifengziniangdanghaozhangjiaxifudebenfen!”

zhangranranlengyanpielexiazhanglaoda,zheilianpihaizhenshihou,yuanzhuniangshichitazhangjiafanhaishiyongtazhangjiaqianle,zheirendoulikaihaojinianle,jingranhaiyizhidazhezheihuangzi!

erqienayourangsunnvzuohaoerxibenfendeli!

buguoma,jirantamenzheimexiangrangzijitifengziniangganhuo,neijiuzaiquyitianbale。

zhangranranturanruanxialetaidu,shenshendehuxileyixia,haosishiwangebeibiwunai,huanhuandidao:“dengzhe,wobaruierdaishang。”

“daitaganma!”xushiyouxiejinzhangdewenleju。