第6章 疯子有什么事干不出来的

“duiduidui!womenzou!”laozhangjiaderenyigegedoubuzailihuidishangdeyipianlangjie,wangwaizouqu。

linshikanzhefengfenghuohuodeyidaqunren,qingqingdilalelazijidangjiadedao:“daihuinibiechanhe,zhidaoma?”

zhanglaosikanleyanzijiaxifu,dianlediantou。

zheijinian,zijiazheigexifuduiergedeneigenverdaoshihenhao,zhishiweishenme,tayebuzhidao。

laozhangjiaderenzouchuleyixiaoduanlu,bianzaiyigeyuanzitingdaolezhangranrandeshengyin。

“haoa!neixiao**jingranhaiganzaizheibiantingrenao!”xushiluqixiuzijiuzhijiechongjinleneiyuanzi,rangrangdao:“zhangxiaohua,nigexiao**!rangniganhuo,nijingranshaolewomendeyifu!zhulewomendechai,yanglewomendelimi!”

“nigetianshade!nizheishiyaoqisiwozheigelaopozima?”zhanglaopozishimingdeyongguaizhangchuozhedi,yidianyebulihuizheishibierenjiadeyuanzi。

“peiqianpeiqian,peiwomendeyifu,liangshi!”laozhangjiaderenniyiyanwoyiyudehanzhe。

yuanzililaokedezhongrendouhaimeimingbaiguolaishizenmehuishi,zhangranranzainuliyunniangzhixia,shuadeyixiajiukule,queyingshibiezhemeiyoukuchushengyin。

neiyanleijiugenduanlexiandezhuziyiban,rangrenkanshangquyaoduokelianjiuyouduokelian。

zhangxiaoruikanzhezijianiangqinkule,yegenzhekulechulai。

yishijian,manyuanzidoushilaozhangjiadezhoumashenghezhangranranmuziliangyinrendekusheng。

“nainai,nimen,nimenweiheyaoruciyuanwangyuwo!”zhangranranyanhanleishui,zhizhidekanzhelaozhangjiaderen。

zhanglaopozitaiqiguaizhangjiuxiangwangzhangranranshenshangchuoqu,zhishibeizhangranranduoguoqule。

“nigejianyatou!womenyuanwangni?nihaiyoulianshuochulai!”zhanglaopoziwuzhexiongkou,dao:“nandaowolaozhangjiadeyifuhuizijipaokangli?mucaihuizijijinguo?”

“zhangxiaohua,nitaiguofenle!zuotiandalewomen,jinerrangnigandianhuo,jingranhaizhetengguanglewomendedongxi!”xushieshengeqidedao:“jiumeijianguonizheiyangdewanbei!”

“xiaohua,nizhendeshaoletamendeyifu?”yuanzilikanrenaoderendishengwenleju。

“nanbuchenghaiyoujiade?”mashilenghengleyiju,dao:“wangjiasaozi,nishibuzhidao,xiaohuazheihaizi,jiushizhetengwomende!womenlaozhangjiazendijiutanshangzheimeyigehaizini!”

“wangshenzi,jinerdabodaizhesanshusishutamenlaiwojia,yaowotiwoniangzuohaozhangjiaxifudebenfen,haishuowoniangshifengzi。”zhangranranwuyandeshuozhe。

“zeze,laozhangjiade,nayourangjiachuqudesunnvlaizuohaonijiaerxibenfendeli,zheibushiluanletaoma?”

“jiushia!buzhidaoderenhaiyiweisunnvjiushierxini!”

“nimenzhidaogepi!taniangbuzai,tajiugaititaniangjinxiaodao!”xushibushuangdehengleyiju。

“wangshenzi,sanshenshuodedui,wogaijinxiaode,suoyiniangqinlikaidezheiwunian,womeitiandouyaopichaizuofan,xiyisaodi,napashangdaonainaideyifu,xiadaotangditangmeideyifuwodouxi,woyebucengyouguoyuanyan。”

zhangranranshuozhehua,yanleihualaladewangxialuo,rangyipangderenwenzheshanghuai。

“zhanglaopozi,nizheijiushuobuguoqule,quanjiarendeyifurangxiaohuayigerenxi,nanbuchengnijiaqitasigexifushibaishede?haishibierenjiadele!”

“ai!zheigesheijiayebunengganchuzheizhongshia!laotiandouhuikanbuxiaqude。”

“gun,womenlaozhangjiadeshishenmeshihoulundedaonimenzhizhidiandianle!”zhanglaodaeshengeqidedao:“zhangxiaohua,xianzaijiujiwohuiququyinzi,peiqian!”

zhanglaodashuohuajianrenyijingzoudaolezhangranranqiantou,shenshoujiuyaozhuaita。

“aiyou~wuwu,dabo,niweishenmeyaotuiwo?”zhangranranyigeshunshi,wangdishangyizuo。

“laozhangjiade,nimenbietaiguofenle!”shenamiaomeitouweizhou,zhanlechulai,dao:“zuotianbaxiaohuadayunleshangmenyaoqian,jinershuoxiaohuashaolenimenyifuyaopeiqian,nimenshidiaoqianyanlilebucheng。”

“shenamiao,bieyiweinishicunzhengdeqijiukeyizaizheiliguanwomenjiadeshile!”zhanglaopozizhizheshenamiao,qiyanqueshiruolejifen。

“zhangxiaohua,nishaolewomendeyifu,jiudepeiqian!zheishierqudaonadoushizheigeli!”

“nainai,ninkoukoushengshengshuowoniangshifengzi,rangwotiwoniangzuobenfen,zirandeanzhetadefangshilaiya!”zhangranranweiqudedao。

“laozhangjia,xiaohuashuodemeicuo,yaoshiwoyouzheizhongpopo,**cuifengdaodi,zhijieyibahuoshaoleneifangzi,pingshenmerangwoyigerenganquanjiadehuo!”

“ng,jiushi,fanzhengdoushifengzi,fengzishenmeshiganbuchulaide!”

“nimen!”laozhangjiaderenqidedoumaohuole,dao:“jinerwomenzhizhaozhangxiaohuayirenpeiqian,nimenbieduoguanxianshi!”

“xiaohuashititaniangzuoshi,nimenyaorangrenpeiqianyegaizhaotaniang,doushizijiarenjingranhaiyaopeiqian,zeze!”

laozhangjiaderentingzheneixierenqizuibashedeshuozhehua,naonudexiangyaotuozouzhangranran,naiheneixierenjiugenguyihetamenzuoduiyiban,doudangzailezhangranranqiantou。

“sheigentayijiarenle!tadouyijingjiachuqule,neijiushiyabajiade!shaolewomendeyifu,nonghuailewomendeguo,jiugaipeiqian!”zhanglaopozieshengeqidedao:“nimenyaobuxiangbangtahaiqian,jiujiwogunkai!”

“youyou,shuodaopeiqianjiubushiyijiarenle?rangrenjiaganhuodeshihoujiushiyijiarenle?”renqunliyoushiyizhenchaofeng。

“nainai,jiranwomenbushiyijiarenle,neiwochujiazheijinianzailaozhangjiaganhuoyinggaisuangongqiandeba!”zhangranranweiqudedao:“wotingshuozhenshangdedahurenjiaqingyahuanhaibaochizhuni!wozheidouhaiyaozijidaichishi。”

“xiaohuashuodemeicuo,dejigongqian,woyigeqinqizaizhenshangjirendangyahuan,huohaitingqingsongde,yigeyuedouyousibaiwenni!zanxiaohuachidiankui,jiuansibaiwensuan,zheisansinianxialai,zenmezheyejiangjinershiliangyinzile!”

“wa,zheimeduoqian!”zheirenqunyixiazijiuzhaguole,dao:“laozhangjiade,ganjindejiqian!bujiqianwomenbaoguanqu!”

“shenmegongqian,meiyou!”zhanglaopozilianshangshensekuaisudebianhuazhe,buziyewanghoutuilejibu,dao:“xiaohuashiwodesunnv,sunnvlaiganhuohaiganyaoqian,dabuxiaoa!”

“nainai,niganggangbushishuowohenimenbushiyijiaren,woshiyabajiaderenma?”zhangranrankujijideshuoleju。