第2章
zhidaojizhuanghendezuidoumaganle，yechenyangcaishouhuitanjiudemuguang，“bizui，chaosile！”
yechenyangzheicaisongleyikouqi，pidiandiandirenglesaozhoupaoguoqu，“gongzi，neilaofeipomeibanizenmeyangba？”
yechenyangyanhanshenyidekanzheta。
jizhuanghenxinxu，ketameibiaoxianchulai，“gongzi？wanle，gongzigaibuhuishihehuaileba！”shuozhe，tamengdizhanqishen，“gongzinidengzhe，woxianzaijiuqujinibaochou。”
zhuanshen，jiuwangchupao，paodaomenkou，haibuwangjianhuisaozhou。
“回来！”
kanzhejizhuanghenxiongjiujiuqiangangdebeiying，shunjiankuaxialai。
yechenyangchunjiaogoulegou，youdianyisi！
“gongzi，nimeishia，hesiwole！”tajiangsaozhouchuzaimenkou，yongkansihenkuai，shizemantuntundebuzizoujinlai，“nigangcaizenmebuliwoni？wohaiyiweigongzinimeineilaofeiposhangzheleni。”
yechenyangdemuguangyouchenxiaqu，luozaijizhuanghenlianshangde，manshishenshi。
tazenmejide，zheiyatoudanxiaodehen，congqianlianhetaduishidoubugan，meiriluguotashenbiandouzhanzhanweiweide。
hecunziliderenjiechu，shuohuadeshengyindouxiaodekelian，rangrenceerting，cainengtingqingtazaishuoshenme，buzhiyicibeirenshuoxiaoqi。
jinrizheishizenmele？bujinbupatale，haiganchaozhesunerniangdahandajiao，haiganlinzhesaozhoudarenle？
莫不是......
neixierenanchazaitashenbiandeyanxianba？
ruoshiruci，haizhenbunengqingyijiangtachulidiaole，jiusuanshiweileyinzangshenfen，zheigenvrenyedehuozhe，bijing，sirenbenshenjiushiyigexiansuo。
zhishi，tadeyirong，daoshijingzhi，zheizhongxiaobaxi，yaorangtadouqiaobuchupozhanlai，gaishiyouduojingminga！
“ni，congqian，doushijiaowozhurende，zenmejinrihurangaikoule？”yechenyangwen。
jizhuanghenyiliancuoe：dagenishibiantaizheishier，nengbunengbuyaosichuluanshuo，niyouneibiantaideaihao，zhaogexingquyizhidebuxingma？
wojiushigeguaiqiaokeaidezhengjingrenjiadeguniang，nibuyaoqianlianwugua！
budui！ahencongweijiaoguotazhuren！
“tazaishitanwo！”zheigeniantouchuxianzaijizhuanghennaozhongdeneiyike，jizhuanghenjiuxunsuzuochulefanying，“gongzishibushijicuole，wobushiyizhijiaogongzima？”
yechenyangdandingdeyaoyaotou，“shima，neidagaishiwojicuole。”xinzhongqueyijingleran，taguoranbushiahen！
ahenshinuji，xiguanlezaitamianqianweiweisuosuojinxiaoshenwei，bianshitajicuole，ahenyejueduihuishunzhetadeyisigaikou，congciyihoujiaotazhuren。
qie，ahenzaitamianqian，shizicheng“nubi”de，nujiheshiyeganzaizhuzimianqian，zicheng“wo”le？
jizhuanghenhaibuzhidaozijiyijingbaolule，queyemeiganfangsongjingti。
congmouzhongchengdushanglaijiang，yechenyanghetayinggaishiyileiren，xinzhongyoulehuaiyi，jiubuhuiqingyijiechu，chufeiyijingdedaoledaan。
“tiansebuzaole，gongzizaoxiexiuxiba。”jizhuanghenshunshoujiangbeisunerniangrengzaidishangdebeizijianqilai，pailepaibeizishangbingbucunzaidehuichencaijiyechenyanggaishang，“wojiuzaigebi，gongziyoushidashenghanwojiuxing。”
yechenyangyoukanlejizhuanghenyiyan，shenshimeineimezhongle，gengduodeshiguguai。
jizhuanghenzhidaozijizheijudongheahenchurujida，ketazhendezuobudaozaiyigenanrendechuangbianbaozhetuigoulouzhejiangjiuyiwanshang，e，bushiyiwanshang，shizijihuodeziyouzhiqiandemeiyiwan。
kanzheyechenyangshuidexiangtian，jizhuanghendanxinzijixinliluochataida，huiyishixiangbukaizuoleshizhudeshiqing。
buguanshiweilezijiyihoudeziyou，haishiweileyechenyangdexiaomingzhexiang，zhupuzhijian，haishiyouxiejulibijiaohao。
shuohaoleyoushijiaota，jieguobanyetingjianyechenyangdehansheng，jizhuanghenfanlegeshen，cheleyifujiubanaodaimengshang，diguyisheng：“bushiwobuxiangguannin，shiwozhenmeitingjiana！”jiujixushuile。
liuzheyechenyangtangzaichuangshang，renzheniaoyidaoleqingchen，douyaobiebengkuile。
“ahen！”gebidiyishengjimingxiangqi，tazhongyurenwukeren，baofachuyishengzhongqishizudenuhou。
liangebidejidoubuganzaijiaole，jizhuanghencairourouyanjing，yilianmengdongdehuangyouguolai，“gongzi，nijiaowoa？”
ehou！zheicanfeiwanshangbushuijue，zaimimouzaofanma？zenmeneimedayigeheiyanquan？
“我要出恭！”
“neiniqua！zheizhongshiqingwoyebunengtini！”jizhuanghenxiayishihuileyiju，zhihoucaifanyingguolai，zheibishigecanfeia！
“gongzibieji，woxianzaijiufuniqumaofang！”
yechenyangdelianseyouchenxiaqule。
jizhuanghenhenbunengchouzijiyigedazuiba，jizhuanghennishigenaocanba，zheibishigecanfeibucuo，ninengbunengzhangdianjixing。
ke，canfeizaqumaofanga？
naozhonglimafuxianchuahensihouyechenyangdejingguo，shuangyanyuanzheng，manlianbuganzhixin。
“xiangdaole？”yechenyangmianludiaokan。
“xiang......xiangdaole......”tegunainaiyaojizheicanfeiduanshidaoniao？
“neihaibukuaiqu！”yechenyanglianseshunjianchenxiaqu，hechiyisheng。
buganle！jizhuanghenzhuanshenjiuzou。
buxinga！weileyihoudeziyou，zairenyiren！renyiren！
“gongzishaodeng，wozheijiuqunahuzi！”gunainaihaidejitayigexiaolian！
zhanzaihuziqiantou，jizhuanghenjizijizuolejiangjinyikezhongdexinlijianshe，zheicaiyiyaoya，pingzhuhuxi，duanqiledishangdehuzi。
“fuyiba。”yechenyangkanzhebeiguoshenqudejizhuanghen，shuo。
jizhuanghenshenshangyijiang：wohaishihuanghuadaguinvni！nituiduanle，shouyecanlema？
“gongzihaimeichengqinni，wojiuduigongzishangxiaqishou，zheibuhao，buhao，yihouzhumuyaobukaixinle！”
yechenyangzhazhayanjing，haobantiancaihuiguoweilai，shenshouzhuaizhejizhuanghendeshoubei，yaoyaqiechidao：“baninaozilineiduihuangsefeiliaoshouyishou，fuwoyiba！”
jizhuanghenzheicaifanyingguolai，zheishishenmeguiwulong！
“ha，gongzizaoshuoma！”yechenyangshenshou，fuzheta，haishanyidiwenleyiju：“zheigejiaodukeyima？”
hualaladeshuishengchuanlai，jizhuanghenruzuozhenzhan。
zhenshihuodejiuleshenmedounengjianzhe。
liangbeizijiaqilai，sajiaodenanrentajianduole，saniaodehaishitouyihuijian。
ganggankaileyiju，tamengranxiangqilai：zuotianyeli，tashibushijiaowolaizhe？
一泡尿憋到现在？
“gongzi，wojingnishitiaohanzi！”