月国辽东境内新站屯
handongjiutian,beifengpaoxiao,bingtianxuedi。
fengcongchuanghudefengxichuijin,fachu“weng......weng......weng......”xiang。
刺耳,噪音,扰民。
qiangshangdehuidulu,suifengyaoye,xiangwugudejiangshizaibengdi。
huokangshang,shuizhedelinsu,manmanzhengkaiyan。chouzhezhouweimoshengdehuanjinghou,zhengzhule。
蓦地坐直身子——
“嘶——”
疼!
shenshouqingpengetou,dunshikanqingshenshangchuanzhedeyifu。
zhei......zheizhei......
汉服吗?为什么?
jintianshitazaichuanshujingnei,diyibaijialiansuojiudiankaiye。taqingchudijide,tazaihuodongxianchangdexiuxishi,denghouruchang。
ranhou......ranhou......
“xiao**,zhenyiweimeinibuxing?qusiba!”
shengyinyingraoerpan,rangtadexinyidianyidianxiachen。
终于——
“nixingle?”chenwendenanxingshengyinchuanlai。
暗哑、磁性、好听。
linsushigeyankong+shengkongdenvren,wenshengtaitou,kanzhezuozaizijiduimiandenanrendezhuangban,youruyipenliangshuidaoxia,congtouliangdaoxin。
“把姜汤喝了。”
hualuo,yanqianduolegequekoudewan。bushitapingriliguanyongdeguci。nanrendechuanzhe、daban,yebushishishangdecosplay。
jieheshiquyishiqiandeneijuhua,tayinggaibacheng,keneng,chabuduo——chuanyuele!
“nazhea,xiangshenmeni!”yuqizhongtouzhebunaifan,haosijileduodaenhuiyiban。
beidaduanchensidelinsu,cumei、piezui,dingjingqiaozheta。
tazuojiashangyoushang,shitangshang。zhengning,lveyouxiekongbu。shoushangdeshihou,yinggaihenteng。
cuanrubizideweidao,rangtabennengdehoutui,xianqidao:
“我不吃姜!”
youqijiangwei,wenzhedoubushufu。
nanrendingzheta,modiqishenlaidaotashenhou,yishoukouzhutadexiaba、yishouduanwanlaidaotazuibian——
“a——ni......ganshenme......fang......fangkai......wu——pu......keke......kekeke......kekekeke......”
野蛮人!
linsunulidekesou、ganou,jiuxiangbaneitaoyandejiangweinongmei。
“jiangtangeryi,quhan!”
rengxiazheijuhua,nanrentouyebuhuidezoule。
“keke......kekeke......kekekeke......tianshade,jiwonongwanshuia——ou——”
gaisidejiahuo,yeman、zhuanheng、xitele!
buchijiangderen,duineizhongweidaotebiebunengjieshou。biekantashidachu,duijiangrengjiuxihuanbulai。
“呼——呼——”
linsudakoudakouchuanqi,meiduojiuyanqianyouchuxianleneigequekoudewan。
erhuabushuo,duanguolai“gudonggudong”hezhe,chongdanzuilideweidao。
nanrenyouzoule,haoxiangtashiwenyiyiban,buduozuotingliu。
xiangyaowendianshier,genbenbujijihui。
穿越,重生?
wangju、xiaoshuolideqiaoduan,juranjiufashengzailetadeshenshang。
anzhaozheigepanduan,qianshihaisitade,yinggaijiushihehuoren——linqian。
yinweitamendouxinglin,suoyikaiwanxiaoshuowubainianqianshiyijia,guertaxiangxinta,shenmedoujiaojitalaizuo。
meixiangdao......qingtankouqi,zichaodeyaoyaotou,daliangzhewuzi。
dangtakanqingyiqieshi,henbudezhaokuaidoufuzhuangsisuanle。zheishiwuma?zheibujiushicangkuma?
shipingmidedier,pobaideqiang,qingxikejiandefangliang,huiduluhaizaineitiaowu......
laotian,tazheishichuanyuedaolenaer?buyinggaishihoumenqianjinma?
xiadichuanxie,kanzheganggangshuidebeiru,jingyouyisiyoushang。
zangdedoukanbudaoyuanlaidehuase,guaibudeyouguguaiwei。
shoubianshiwende,dingjingyikan——
炕?居然是炕!
chuangyezhiqian,tayizhizaiquanguogedidechufangzuoxiaogong。weideshitoumoxueyi,rangzijirihouyougehaochulu。
kang,shidongbeiteyoudeshuijuegongju,nandaoshuotachuanyuedaolegudaidedongbei?
neixianzaishishenmechaodai,shenmeshijian,nagehuangshangjiwei?
aima,shufangyongshifanghenshao。
fumuzaoshi,tachuzhongmeinianwanjiuziligengsheng。suiranhoulaibuledaxuewenping,dangenneizhongzhengguijunhaishibuyiyang,genghekuang......tabuxiulishi。
youxiewuli,dalazhejianbangyanshenfangkong。
bushishuochuanyuerenshi,douhuijichengyuanlaineigerendejiyima?zenmetashenmedoumeiyou,naoziyipiankongbai?
zhongzhongjixiangbiaoming,tatiedingshichuanyuele,erqiehaishichuanyuedaolexunchangpinqiongrenjia。
zheichongjitaiqiang,zhijierangtabengkuideduizuozaidishang。
zaicijiuzheshenshangdeyifu,shanghaodejuansi?!
menkai,nanrenyouhuilai,shoulihaishiduanzhegangcaideneigewan,limianyousangeheimianmantou,haiyouyikuaijiecaigeda。
jianrenzuozaidishang,buyuedebawanfangzaikangshang,shenshoujiangrenzhongxinbaohuikangshang。
“吃饭。”
huabuduo,danshijingerhenda。
linsuyouxielianhong,zhangzheimedameibeinanrenbaoguo,genghekuanghaishigongzhubao。
ditoutoumodedaliangzheta,ruguomeiyouneidaoshangba,tashigeshuaige,erqiehaishixingnan,yinghan!
“chougoulema?chougoulechifan!”
qinglengdeshengyinzaicichuanlai,rangtaxiayishidedalegeduosuo。
leng,zhendehaoleng。meixiangdaoshengyinjurankeyizheimeleng。
linsuyouxiebuhaoyisi,gangadenaonaobozi,zhangzuixiangyaotizijijieshijieshi。naihenanrenmeilita,naqiyigemantousaijita。zijinaqilingwaiyige,yaokou、chixiancai。
linsuniezheshoulidemantou,haoyifanxinlijianshuzhihoutaitou,kanzheta,wen:
“wonengwennigeshierma?nishishei?zheishinaer?”
nanrenmeiyouhuida,rengjiuchidongxi。yikoumantou,yikouxiancai,dongzuoruya,daoshiranglinsukanchile。
没错,就是看痴了。
tazheigerenmeibiedeyoudian,jiushiaikanshuaige,aikanxingnan。
guanjianshi......zheirenchifanbuculu,gendianshiliyandenongjiahanzi,mingxianbuyiyang。
yanqiaozhetachiwanshoulidemantou,younaqilingwaiyige。sihaomeiyoushuohuadexiangfa,bujincumeiyouxieshengqile。
zhangdeshuaijiukeyiwushiren?
“你是我媳妇儿。”
“sha?!”linsujinghu。momingqimiaodeyijuhua,rangtacuoshoubuji。
tashitaxifuer?zenmekeneng,jianzhitianfangyetan!kanzheshenshangdeyifu,linsuqinglengdekaikoudao:
“wogennishuo,sizimaimairenkou,shifanfade。”
“......”
nanrennizheta,mouziliyouxiexuyayi。
linsuyiweizijishuodeyoulexiaoguo,chenshengzhuijideyoudao:
“wozhidaonibeipianle,renfanzijiukannimenshicheng,piannimenzheixienongcunren。”
shuohuajian,nanrenyijingjiejuediaodiergemantou,meiguqingtiaodekanzheta,shuo:
“hao,gaosuwo、nijiazainaer,wosongnihuiqu。”
“我......”
wuwu......sheilaijiujiuta!
tashishei,tajiazainaer,tayexiangzhidaoa!
zheigewenti,tameifahuida,gengjiabunengshuo。
nanrenpailepaishoushangdemantouzha,modiqingshen,lajinerrendejuli,shuo:
“jiranbuxiangshuo,jiuanxinzuowoxifuer,buhuishaonichihe。”
哈?!
linsuyanlexiakoushui,bennengdezaicihoutuilakaijuli,kuazhangdekaikoudao:
“neige......neige......buxinga!wo......ni......zanliang......zhei......”
“nixianqiwo?”nanrencumei,yuqizhongyouxiebuyue。
linsuqingshangzaixian,mingbaitajihuideshishenme,mangbudieyaotou,shuo:
“bushibushibushi......nilianshangdeshangwobujieyi,wojiushi......jiushi......jiushinanyijieshoujiehunle。”
“manmanjiujieshoule。”nanrendaduantadehua,qishenlikai。
linsushahuhudezuozaineili,erpanyizhiyingraozhe“manmanjiujieshoule”dehuayu。
慢慢接受?
yongyuandoubukenengjieshouxingbuxing!
chuanyueyijinghenkubile,haimomingqimiaodejiubeibanglebiaoqian,pingshenmea!
chongjishizaitaida,linsukanzheshoushangdeheihuhudemantou,zhongzhongtankouqifangzaiyipang。
tazhendemeiyouxinsichidongxi,suoyoudeyiqie,taxuyaoshijianquxiaohua。
etoushangdeshangnaerlaide?zheifushentizhangshenmeyang?jinnianduodale?
yuexiangyuekunhuo,yuexiangtayuemihu,
suanle,haishishuijueba,shuixingshuobudingjiuhuiquleni。
dadingzhuyi,linsufangeshen,zhaolegeshufudeweizhi,bishangyanjing。
nanrenjiuzhanzaimenkou,kanzhewulisuoyoudebianhua,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,mouzhongweiweifanhan......
linsufangqile,chedifangqile。
laidaozheigedifangsantian,meitianshuiqiandouziwoanwei,shuixingjiuhuihuiqu。
kexinglaizhihou,xianshijiuhenhenjitayibazhang,rangtabudebuqingxing。
haishizheige“cangku”,haishizheigejia,haishineigeren,haishishuxidemoshenghuanjing。
santian,linsugezhongbuxiguan。
chidebuxiguan;yongdebuxiguan;shuidebuxiguan;xiwanlianmeiyoucadedongxi,gengbuxiguan。
guaibudegurenlaodekuai,xiwanlianshenmedoubuca,shapifuyegouqianga。
haiyou,zheigecunderenlengmo,henlengmo,bushanyantan。
meitiananshiguolai,naledongxijiuzou,lianju“xiexie”doumeiyou。
xiangxiangdoujuedekexiao,tamingyishangdelaogongzijiguodedoufeijing,haibadahuilaideyewei,quandouwusijilecunmin,zijiyikuaibuliu。
qichu,tameiyoushuohua,kediertianjiubutongyile。
tamenyedechifan,yedeshenghuo,gebidingzhudashumeidunjiujisangeheimianmantou,yigejiecaigeda,ta......zhendeyanbuxiaqu。
weizheier,jinerzaotagendingzhushangliang,kebukeyihuanhuan。meixiangdao......gebidingzhujingranbuyuanyi,hairangtamenzijiqihuo,renjiabujizuole。
buzuojiubuzuo,meitianyizhiyetuhuanliangdunfanshi,zenmexiangzenmejuedebuhuasuan。
“噗通——”
yuanzilichuanlaishengxiang。linsuzhidao,tademingyilaogonghuilaile。
shuolaicankui,xiangchusantian,tadoubuzhidaotajiaoshenme。zhishilinjuhuanta“chuanzi”,tayejiuxiguandejiaota“dachuan”huozhe“chuanzi”。
kanzhedishangqiangxialaideheitu,linsuzhongzhongtankouqi,guoranguanggundewuzibunengkan。
mingmingdimianshihongzhuan,rijiyuelei,neixiehuimanmandejiuchengni,ranhou......
zezeze......meiyankanmeiyankan。
“出来——”