第1章你是我媳妇儿

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handongjiutian,beifengpaoxiao,bingtianxuedi。

fengcongchuanghudefengxichuijin,fachu“weng......weng......weng......”xiang。

刺耳,噪音,扰民。

qiangshangdehuidulu,suifengyaoye,xiangwugudejiangshizaibengdi。

huokangshang,shuizhedelinsu,manmanzhengkaiyan。chouzhezhouweimoshengdehuanjinghou,zhengzhule。

蓦地坐直身子——

“嘶——”

疼!

shenshouqingpengetou,dunshikanqingshenshangchuanzhedeyifu。

zhei......zheizhei......

汉服吗?为什么?

jintianshitazaichuanshujingnei,diyibaijialiansuojiudiankaiye。taqingchudijide,tazaihuodongxianchangdexiuxishi,denghouruchang。

ranhou......ranhou......

“xiao**,zhenyiweimeinibuxing?qusiba!”

shengyinyingraoerpan,rangtadexinyidianyidianxiachen。

终于——

“nixingle?”chenwendenanxingshengyinchuanlai。

暗哑、磁性、好听。

linsushigeyankong+shengkongdenvren,wenshengtaitou,kanzhezuozaizijiduimiandenanrendezhuangban,youruyipenliangshuidaoxia,congtouliangdaoxin。

“把姜汤喝了。”

hualuo,yanqianduolegequekoudewan。bushitapingriliguanyongdeguci。nanrendechuanzhe、daban,yebushishishangdecosplay。

jieheshiquyishiqiandeneijuhua,tayinggaibacheng,keneng,chabuduo——chuanyuele!

“nazhea,xiangshenmeni!”yuqizhongtouzhebunaifan,haosijileduodaenhuiyiban。

beidaduanchensidelinsu,cumei、piezui,dingjingqiaozheta。

tazuojiashangyoushang,shitangshang。zhengning,lveyouxiekongbu。shoushangdeshihou,yinggaihenteng。

cuanrubizideweidao,rangtabennengdehoutui,xianqidao:

“我不吃姜!”

youqijiangwei,wenzhedoubushufu。

nanrendingzheta,modiqishenlaidaotashenhou,yishoukouzhutadexiaba、yishouduanwanlaidaotazuibian——

“a——ni......ganshenme......fang......fangkai......wu——pu......keke......kekeke......kekekeke......”

野蛮人!

linsunulidekesou、ganou,jiuxiangbaneitaoyandejiangweinongmei。

“jiangtangeryi,quhan!”

rengxiazheijuhua,nanrentouyebuhuidezoule。

“keke......kekeke......kekekeke......tianshade,jiwonongwanshuia——ou——”

gaisidejiahuo,yeman、zhuanheng、xitele!

buchijiangderen,duineizhongweidaotebiebunengjieshou。biekantashidachu,duijiangrengjiuxihuanbulai。

“呼——呼——”

linsudakoudakouchuanqi,meiduojiuyanqianyouchuxianleneigequekoudewan。

erhuabushuo,duanguolai“gudonggudong”hezhe,chongdanzuilideweidao。

nanrenyouzoule,haoxiangtashiwenyiyiban,buduozuotingliu。

xiangyaowendianshier,genbenbujijihui。

穿越,重生?

wangju、xiaoshuolideqiaoduan,juranjiufashengzailetadeshenshang。

anzhaozheigepanduan,qianshihaisitade,yinggaijiushihehuoren——linqian。

yinweitamendouxinglin,suoyikaiwanxiaoshuowubainianqianshiyijia,guertaxiangxinta,shenmedoujiaojitalaizuo。

meixiangdao......qingtankouqi,zichaodeyaoyaotou,daliangzhewuzi。

dangtakanqingyiqieshi,henbudezhaokuaidoufuzhuangsisuanle。zheishiwuma?zheibujiushicangkuma?

shipingmidedier,pobaideqiang,qingxikejiandefangliang,huiduluhaizaineitiaowu......

laotian,tazheishichuanyuedaolenaer?buyinggaishihoumenqianjinma?

xiadichuanxie,kanzheganggangshuidebeiru,jingyouyisiyoushang。

zangdedoukanbudaoyuanlaidehuase,guaibudeyouguguaiwei。

shoubianshiwende,dingjingyikan——

炕?居然是炕!

chuangyezhiqian,tayizhizaiquanguogedidechufangzuoxiaogong。weideshitoumoxueyi,rangzijirihouyougehaochulu。

kang,shidongbeiteyoudeshuijuegongju,nandaoshuotachuanyuedaolegudaidedongbei?

neixianzaishishenmechaodai,shenmeshijian,nagehuangshangjiwei?

aima,shufangyongshifanghenshao。

fumuzaoshi,tachuzhongmeinianwanjiuziligengsheng。suiranhoulaibuledaxuewenping,dangenneizhongzhengguijunhaishibuyiyang,genghekuang......tabuxiulishi。

youxiewuli,dalazhejianbangyanshenfangkong。

bushishuochuanyuerenshi,douhuijichengyuanlaineigerendejiyima?zenmetashenmedoumeiyou,naoziyipiankongbai?

zhongzhongjixiangbiaoming,tatiedingshichuanyuele,erqiehaishichuanyuedaolexunchangpinqiongrenjia。

zheichongjitaiqiang,zhijierangtabengkuideduizuozaidishang。

zaicijiuzheshenshangdeyifu,shanghaodejuansi?!

menkai,nanrenyouhuilai,shoulihaishiduanzhegangcaideneigewan,limianyousangeheimianmantou,haiyouyikuaijiecaigeda。

jianrenzuozaidishang,buyuedebawanfangzaikangshang,shenshoujiangrenzhongxinbaohuikangshang。

“吃饭。”

huabuduo,danshijingerhenda。

linsuyouxielianhong,zhangzheimedameibeinanrenbaoguo,genghekuanghaishigongzhubao。

ditoutoumodedaliangzheta,ruguomeiyouneidaoshangba,tashigeshuaige,erqiehaishixingnan,yinghan!

“chougoulema?chougoulechifan!”

qinglengdeshengyinzaicichuanlai,rangtaxiayishidedalegeduosuo。

leng,zhendehaoleng。meixiangdaoshengyinjurankeyizheimeleng。

linsuyouxiebuhaoyisi,gangadenaonaobozi,zhangzuixiangyaotizijijieshijieshi。naihenanrenmeilita,naqiyigemantousaijita。zijinaqilingwaiyige,yaokou、chixiancai。

linsuniezheshoulidemantou,haoyifanxinlijianshuzhihoutaitou,kanzheta,wen:

“wonengwennigeshierma?nishishei?zheishinaer?”

nanrenmeiyouhuida,rengjiuchidongxi。yikoumantou,yikouxiancai,dongzuoruya,daoshiranglinsukanchile。

没错,就是看痴了。

tazheigerenmeibiedeyoudian,jiushiaikanshuaige,aikanxingnan。

guanjianshi......zheirenchifanbuculu,gendianshiliyandenongjiahanzi,mingxianbuyiyang。

yanqiaozhetachiwanshoulidemantou,younaqilingwaiyige。sihaomeiyoushuohuadexiangfa,bujincumeiyouxieshengqile。

zhangdeshuaijiukeyiwushiren?

“你是我媳妇儿。”

“sha?!”linsujinghu。momingqimiaodeyijuhua,rangtacuoshoubuji。

tashitaxifuer?zenmekeneng,jianzhitianfangyetan!kanzheshenshangdeyifu,linsuqinglengdekaikoudao:

“wogennishuo,sizimaimairenkou,shifanfade。”

“......”

nanrennizheta,mouziliyouxiexuyayi。

linsuyiweizijishuodeyoulexiaoguo,chenshengzhuijideyoudao:

“wozhidaonibeipianle,renfanzijiukannimenshicheng,piannimenzheixienongcunren。”

shuohuajian,nanrenyijingjiejuediaodiergemantou,meiguqingtiaodekanzheta,shuo:

“hao,gaosuwo、nijiazainaer,wosongnihuiqu。”

“我......”

wuwu......sheilaijiujiuta!

tashishei,tajiazainaer,tayexiangzhidaoa!

zheigewenti,tameifahuida,gengjiabunengshuo。

nanrenpailepaishoushangdemantouzha,modiqingshen,lajinerrendejuli,shuo:

“jiranbuxiangshuo,jiuanxinzuowoxifuer,buhuishaonichihe。”

哈?!

linsuyanlexiakoushui,bennengdezaicihoutuilakaijuli,kuazhangdekaikoudao:

“neige......neige......buxinga!wo......ni......zanliang......zhei......”

“nixianqiwo?”nanrencumei,yuqizhongyouxiebuyue。

linsuqingshangzaixian,mingbaitajihuideshishenme,mangbudieyaotou,shuo:

“bushibushibushi......nilianshangdeshangwobujieyi,wojiushi......jiushi......jiushinanyijieshoujiehunle。”

“manmanjiujieshoule。”nanrendaduantadehua,qishenlikai。

linsushahuhudezuozaineili,erpanyizhiyingraozhe“manmanjiujieshoule”dehuayu。

慢慢接受?

yongyuandoubukenengjieshouxingbuxing!

chuanyueyijinghenkubile,haimomingqimiaodejiubeibanglebiaoqian,pingshenmea!

chongjishizaitaida,linsukanzheshoushangdeheihuhudemantou,zhongzhongtankouqifangzaiyipang。

tazhendemeiyouxinsichidongxi,suoyoudeyiqie,taxuyaoshijianquxiaohua。

etoushangdeshangnaerlaide?zheifushentizhangshenmeyang?jinnianduodale?

yuexiangyuekunhuo,yuexiangtayuemihu,

suanle,haishishuijueba,shuixingshuobudingjiuhuiquleni。

dadingzhuyi,linsufangeshen,zhaolegeshufudeweizhi,bishangyanjing。

nanrenjiuzhanzaimenkou,kanzhewulisuoyoudebianhua,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,mouzhongweiweifanhan......

linsufangqile,chedifangqile。

laidaozheigedifangsantian,meitianshuiqiandouziwoanwei,shuixingjiuhuihuiqu。

kexinglaizhihou,xianshijiuhenhenjitayibazhang,rangtabudebuqingxing。

haishizheige“cangku”,haishizheigejia,haishineigeren,haishishuxidemoshenghuanjing。

santian,linsugezhongbuxiguan。

chidebuxiguan;yongdebuxiguan;shuidebuxiguan;xiwanlianmeiyoucadedongxi,gengbuxiguan。

guaibudegurenlaodekuai,xiwanlianshenmedoubuca,shapifuyegouqianga。

haiyou,zheigecunderenlengmo,henlengmo,bushanyantan。

meitiananshiguolai,naledongxijiuzou,lianju“xiexie”doumeiyou。

xiangxiangdoujuedekexiao,tamingyishangdelaogongzijiguodedoufeijing,haibadahuilaideyewei,quandouwusijilecunmin,zijiyikuaibuliu。

qichu,tameiyoushuohua,kediertianjiubutongyile。

tamenyedechifan,yedeshenghuo,gebidingzhudashumeidunjiujisangeheimianmantou,yigejiecaigeda,ta......zhendeyanbuxiaqu。

weizheier,jinerzaotagendingzhushangliang,kebukeyihuanhuan。meixiangdao......gebidingzhujingranbuyuanyi,hairangtamenzijiqihuo,renjiabujizuole。

buzuojiubuzuo,meitianyizhiyetuhuanliangdunfanshi,zenmexiangzenmejuedebuhuasuan。

“噗通——”

yuanzilichuanlaishengxiang。linsuzhidao,tademingyilaogonghuilaile。

shuolaicankui,xiangchusantian,tadoubuzhidaotajiaoshenme。zhishilinjuhuanta“chuanzi”,tayejiuxiguandejiaota“dachuan”huozhe“chuanzi”。

kanzhedishangqiangxialaideheitu,linsuzhongzhongtankouqi,guoranguanggundewuzibunengkan。

mingmingdimianshihongzhuan,rijiyuelei,neixiehuimanmandejiuchengni,ranhou......

zezeze......meiyankanmeiyankan。

“出来——”