第1章
“呕！”
linyiyijiaoruodexieyizaijiazichuangbian，cangbaidemeiyouyisixuesedexiaoshouwuzhexiongkou，bakudandoukuaituchulaile。
内心却恨不能骂娘。
tabuguoshihaoxin，lalexianxiebeidaoxiadelanqiujiazazhongdexiaohaiziyiba，jieguo，yanqianyiheizaiyizhengyan，tajiuchuanyuele。
穿就穿呗！
fanzhengxianzaidedianshijuxiaoshuodoubeichuanchengleshaizi，taduichuanyueyicijieshoudulianghao。
kemeirangtachuanchenggongzhujunzhushade，gengmeiyouchuandaoxianxiamofashijierangtafeitiandundi，zhixuyaobatachuanchengyigejiankangdeputongren，yegoutalehele。
sheizhilaotianyeguyihetazuodui，zhijiebatachuandaojiudiaozheyikouqidebingyangzishenshang。
budoushuohaorenyouhaobaome？
贼老天玩儿人呢！
“suhuashuo，haosiburulaihuo。nifangzhehaohaoderizibuguo，jurantiaohe？”
“yinwulangsuishuozhangdeherenledian，xingshihunzhanglexie，duinikeshizhenxinshiyi。weilequnijizulelianmian，bataidajiaoyingniguomen，haifanshidouyizheni。douzheiyanglenihaibumanyi？haizuochuneiqiziguyiretashengqizhishi？”
“sileyouruhe，doujiajinleyinjia，buzhaoyangmaijinyinjiazufenli？！”
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yifanlianqiaodaidadehua，shuodeneijiaoyigeyiyangduncuo。
bukuishishilibaxiangchulemingdezhangqiaozui，shangxiazuipiyipeng，heidedoushuochenglebaide，sirendoujitashuohuole。
neiebayinwulangdaoletazuili，yebianchengletianxiadiyikaimodexinhaonanren。
林依依闭了闭眼。
yuanshenzhangdehao，ying|taokou，xiaomanyao，dangzhenshishoururouti，furuningzhi。congxiaoshizhibuzhanyangchunshui，shilibaxiangsheibuxianmutaminghao？
linjiazhishixunchangnongjia，jingyingzhezijiadeyijianxiaopuzi，kaozheshouyihedianzuchuqudeneiershimudi，meiniandejiaoyongqueshijingoulede。
dieniangbatadangyanzhuzitengxi，baoxionggengshigechongmeikuangmo，napazaixianxuelidushuyemeimeiqianguazheta，shibushijiushaodaixiexiaowanyierhuijiadoutahuanxi。
daxiaotajiumeichiguoku，shouguobandianweiqu，zhidaibaoxiongzaijinyibu，gaihuanmentingzuoxiucaimeizi，congcijishenshuxiangzhijia。
可天有不测风云。
lianggeyueqian，linyiyixiongkoutengdesujiyoufanle，lindiehetadagedanxintadeshenzigu，lianyecongzhenshangganhui。
bandaoshang，yinweishanlushi|huamachecefangunluoshanjian。
beizhaodaoshi，liangrendeshishoudoubeiyeshoukendezhiliposui、mianmuquanfei，luolegesiwuquanshi。
fuxiongcansidexiaoxichuanhui，taniangyikouqimeishanglai，piexialinyiyigenzhefuxiongqule。
yixizhijian，linyiyidetiantale！
buanshishidexiaoguniang，zhoufengdabian，kuzhongleshuangyanyeyushiwubu。
danchunruta，shouxianxiangdaodebianshiqiuzhuyutadabo，xiwangduifangnengbangmangchumian，liaoliqinrendeshenhoushi。
leiruodegunvqiuzhu，hexiaoerbaojinzhuanguonaoshiyouhequbie？
zhangzhelinyiyishenmedoubudong，tadabojiekoubansangshi，jianglinjiadefangqidiqicongtashouliyaoleguoqu。
zheibiansangshishangweiwancheng，tadieniangxiongzhangliuxiadejiayejiuyilezhu。
danchundetawanquanbeimengzaiguli，zhidaobanwansangshi，dabosipozuilianjiuzhanquechaozhanletajiadedayuan，tacaihuangrandawu！
kexi，yiqiedoutaichile！
congxiaozaimiguanlizhangdadetanashouguozheidengdaji，sujifufadetadangjijueleguoqu，xianxiediulexingming。
dabomuzhangqiaozuifanlefandiaoshaoyan。
“bushidabomuwoshuoni，nidieniangxiongzhangdouqushile，yanxianiyigechulejiadegunv，lileyinwulang，huileniangjiayounengtaozheshenmehaolai？”
“jiunineitianshaguxingdeming，nengzhiwangsheitinichengyao？！”
ruojiuzheiyangqule，duiyuanshenlaishuohuoxuhaishihaoshi。
huaijiuhuaizaiyuanshenbingyanyanzhiji，yebuzhidanalilaileyiweidaoren，jitapiming。
shuolinyiyishitianshaguxingdemingge，budankesiletafumuxiongzhang，zaijixufangren，zhenggelinshiyizudoujiangsijue！
xiangyaopochutademingge，jiudezhaoyigenengzhenzhutatianshaguxingminggedezhuer，chentafumuxiongzhanghengsideqiqisishijiurinei，jinkuaijiangtajiachuqu......
林氏族人慌了！
jiuzaizheishi，yinwulangbuzhizendijiujinletadabodeshixian。
yinwulangshibishuicunchulemingdeeba！
qibasuijiuganduziyigerentoupaochujiamen，genzhebiaojuzounanchuangbei。
shijinianhoudaizheyishuangernvfuguifanxiang，zaibishuicunjiqileqiancenglang。
dajiadouzhidaotafacaile，youbushaopopidaqitadezhuyi，doubeitaqiaowushengxidishoushile。tashenzhihaizuoqilebangrenshouzhangdeyingsheng。
taxiaozhang、bahu，youmanhengkuangwang。
yiliannongmaodeluosaihu，zuocesuogushanggengyouyidaoxiezhangerchouloudebahen，weitapingtianlewushufenliqiheguaizhang。
zhiyaoshitachumianyaodezhang，jiumeirenganlaizhangde——
chuanshuotachumenshouzhangdiyitianjiuherendongleshou，huijiashi，yishenbaikuduanhebeixianxuejinranchenglexuerener，shaqichongtian！
吓得众人避之不及！
ebazhiming，bujingerzou。
linshizurenzhejiwei“tianshaguxing”delinyiyixunfujia，qiahaolingyibian，“eba”guanfuyinwulangyigedananrendaizheyishuangernvzheshibufangbian，zhengsichuwusequqirenxuan。
yinweichichimeihaorenjiadenverkenjiayuebazuohouniang，neipinliyecongyikaishidesanliangyinzhangdaolexianzaideshiliang......
zhangqiaozuiyiqianxian，shuangfangdoushenweimanyi。
linjiazurenwanggutadeyiyuan，ganzaiqiqisishijiurinei，jiangtaqiangjiajinyinjiayuyinwulangweiqi，jilianggehaizidanghouniang。
yuanshenziranbuyuan，biantoulegekongpaochuqu。
buliaoqueluoleshui......
dabomuhaizaibuzhudiquan。
“nizheiyitiaodaoshiqingqiao，kerenjiayoushitiaohejiuni，youweiniyanyiweiyao，yibujiedaizhaoguni。dabomuwohuoledabanbeizi，haizhenmeijianguonajiadelangjunzheibantitie！nihaiyoushenmebuman？”
“tingwoyijuquan，chikouniangaotiantianzui。niyanxiajialeren，yesuanshikujinganlaile！zhidengnizhaoguhaoyinwulangdelianggehaizi，lainianzaijitatiangedapangxiaozi，tahainengkuidailenibucheng？”
“neixielaoshenzidejiurenjiushi，jiurangtasuifengquba！”
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zhangqiaozuibuti，linyiyihaixiangbuqilai，yuanshenqishiyouyigeyizhongren。
keximeilaidejidinghun，tadieniangxiongzhangjiuchuleshi。
yuanshenzhisuoyiburangyinwulangjinshen，jiushipanzhezheiweinengjiangtalachunitan。
kexi，tatoumomoliuchulai，pobujidaidiquxunta。
jieguo，quekandaoyizhongrenheyifubaimaomeidexiaoniangziyoushuoyouxiaodechangmian，xinhuiyilengdetachedijuelepantou，shenqinghuanghuzhixiadiaojinleheli......