第1章 踩个狗屎也能穿越?

天玄大陆,夜。

yikuaihuangdishang,zacaocongsheng,dishangtangzheyigeshenying。

“ding,ninyijihuomolingxitong,qingshezhimima。”lengmodejiqishengxiangqi。

“ng......”yishengyonglanruannuodenvshengxiangqi,dapolejijing。

“mimashezhichenggong,ninyihuodechujimolingkongjian。”

“哦。”

“dengdeng,shenmewanyier?”suizheshengyinxiangqi,huangdilishunjianliqiyimorenying。

“我去。”

“zheilishinali?”wangzheyiwangwujidehuangdi,luosangyanjingzhengdejida,zhenggerendouxiezhedadadewenhao。

“wobushizaizuobiyesheji-jietoucaifangma?zenmehuizaizheili?wojidewohaoxiangcaidaoleyituogoushi,ranhoujiushuailegegouchishi,ranhouhounaoshaojiuhedadilailegejinjulidejiewen,ranhou……”

haiweidengtalishun,yigubushuyutadejiyiruchaoshuibanyongjintadenaohai,tengtongrangtaxiayishideshuangshoubaotou。piankehou,tazhenggerendoudailengle。

“zheishishenmeyunqi?caigegoushidounengchuanyue?”luosangpokoudamadao。

yuanshenyejiaoluosang,fumushuangwang,jisuzaidaniangjiali,riziguodejiqibuhao,lianjialichushengdediweidoubitagao......

luosangjiangquanbujiyixiaohuahou,wunaidetanleyikouqi,jieshoulechuanyuedeshishi。

“jiranwochengleni,neiwobianhuihuochengnizuixianghuochengdeyangzi,niqieanxiquba。”

suihou,luosangpaipai**qishen,xiangzhejiyizhongdedaniangjiazouqu。

yewandehuangdishangchuletakongwuyiren,luosangganggangdeguanzhudiandouzaizijichuanyuededianshang,xianzaiyigerenzouzaizheinongjiatianyeshang,bujinyouxiefazhan。

“woqu,zheihaishiwodiyicizheimewanlehaizaizheixiangcuntiankanshangzouzhe,haokongbu。”shuoba,biankaishipaoleqilai,naohaizhongdeluxianbuduanyongxian,luosangyuepaoyuekuai。

砰~

“wo……cao。”huahaiweiluo,luosangdebozishangbeidishangleyibaqingliangdeqimin,suihouzhenggeshenziluoruleyigekuandajieshidexiongtangli。

“biedong。”binglengjianliandenanrenshengxiangqi。

luosangnalihaigandong,cishidetapingzheyuesenenggouqingchudekanqingdizaizijibozishangdedongxi。

nongliedexuexingweichuanlai,luosangbuzijuedexiangwuzhubizi,ranhaiweidong,nanrendeshoujiuyijingfushangletadekoubi。

buguoyihuier,yiguqiangliedeshaqichaotamenfangxiangerlai。

“人呢?”

“zhuidiule。”qizhongyiheiyirenditoudao。

“doushixiefeiwu,ganjinjiquzhao,zhaobudaota,nimenyebiehuilaile。”

“是。”

dengquedingrendouzouwanhou,nanrencaijiangluosangfangkai,lengshengdao:“nizouba。”huagangluo,bianshiquyishidaozailedishang。

luosangdedaoziyou,paqilaijiupao,kezaipaodetuzhongyoujuedeliangxinguobuqu,zuoweiyigejieshoulegaodengjiaoyu,jiashangcongxiaobeiguanshudeleyuzhurenguannian,luosangzhuanlegewan,youdaolehuiqu。

kanzhedaozaidishangxuebozhongdenanren,luosangbiebiezui:“jiusuanwoxiangjianyiyongwei,zijiyebuhuiyishua。”

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“ninkeyiyongjifenduihuanbailingdanlaijiuzhi。”binglengdexitongshengyinzaicixiangqi。

“谁在说话?”

系统:....

“woshimolingxitongdeguanjia,ninyijihuolecixitong,wojiangsuishiweininfuwu。”

“墨翎系统?”

“zheibushineixiexitongxiaoshuolidenvzhujiaocaiyongyoudedaiyuma?kanlaizheituogoushicaidebuyuan。”luosangfubangdao。

“ninkeyibuyongshuohua,zhijiemoxiangbianke。”

“e,haode,neikuaiduihuanba,wanyineiqunrenyouhuilaile,daihuikemeiyouhaoguozichi。”luosangyouxiehoupa。

“ninmuqianyou50jifen,shizhuxitongsongnindejianmianli,erbailingdanganghaoyao50jifen,ninshifouyaoduihuan?”

“huanba,huanba,jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu。”luosangdafangbaishoudao。cishidetahaibuzhidaojifendezhongyaoxing,dengtazhidaohou,keshibaibandehouhui。