第1章
顾幺幺是被疼醒的。
tazhengkaiyan，jianyishuangzhigufenmingdeshou，zhengbonongzijixiongqiandeyishang，hededahanliumang。
“sanniangzimopa，wozhishibangnijianchajianshangshangkou。”
温润男声跟着传来。
guyaoyaodingjingkanqu，tongkongzhouranfangda。
mianqianzheiren，yanruguanyu，meisixuefeng，zuoyanxiayikelinglongleizhi，chenderongyanfenwaiyaoye，xianggeliulianhuachangdelangzi。
等等、
tabushiyinweixinjiaotongpazaihuiyishixiuxi，zenmezhengyanjiuduolegeguzhuangyaoyenan？
zaiqiaowuneibaishe，shunjianmingbaile。
她这是一觉穿越了！
mianqianmeirenyouduizijirucititie，gaishiyuanshenxianggong。
paluxian，guyaoyaomangganjidao：“fujun，woyijingmeishile，xiexieni。”
yaoyemeinanmianshangqueshiyidun。
“sanniangzishuoxiaole，zaixiaweicengquqi。”
“...”
zheishi，zhenzhabandetengchuanruguyaoyaonaozhong，yigubushuyuzijidejiyiyongjinshenti。
yuanshenhetatongming，shigebeifuyangdeedujiaqianjin，zaijingzhongzhangzheyangfuguanda，zuoewushu，qinvbanan。
bujiuqian，zhenqianjinhuigui，tayeshunlichengzhangbeisonghuixiangxiaheqinrentuanju，queyinchoumingzhaozhuhejiaozongdiaomandexingzi，santianliangtougenrenqichongtu，beijiefangsilinchizhiyibibushuo，gengshigaodejiazhongjiquanbuning。
yuanshenzhisuoyihuichuxianzaizheili，shiyinjinrinaijiazhonglaofutouqi，tapazhiqianchuyanbuxunzaoguihunbaofu，bianmanzhejialishanshangbaishen，sheizhibanluyudaojiefei，hedehuangbuzelu，dieluoshanya，xingdetongcunlangzhongfaxian，jijiulehuilai。
“duibuzhualangzhong，wo、woshuihutule，moguai，moguai。”
guyaoyaogaxiao，yishuangyanquebuzijuedingzhelangzhongyaoyemianrongqiao，juedeshashihaokan。
“sanniangziwuxugulv，nishentiwuyangbianhao。”
langzhongluchuxiao，jiangyaoduanjita。
mingmingshifuqingfuzhangxiang，dairenchushi，daoshiqianheyouli。
guyaoyaoduitapoyouhaogan。
liangrenshouzhixiangpengjian，guyaoyaoyanqiangenzhefuxianchuyikuaibantoumingzhuangde，leisishangchengjiemiandexianshiping。
【ding，gongxisuzhujihuomanghexitong~】
啥？
这是个啥！
【ninzaixianshijiabancusi，youshigemudan30niandeguer，yincibeiwomenxitongjiexuanzhong，fuyuninzhonghuoyicidejihui】
“...”
bierendaolesanshinengchengweimofashi，zenmedaoletazheier，jiudecusizhongkai，erqiehaishikaizaizheizhongjiakonglishidexiaoxiangcunli！
xiangtaguyaoyaozaixianshijingjingyeye，gangchengshoufujiugua，xianshideyiqiejingtongneihuangliangmengyiban，zhenzhenshikexiaoyoukebei。
【xitongmeirihuiweininanpaisangerenwu，quanbuwancheng，zeshiweidakachenggong，ninkeyongdakajifengoumaishangchengmanghe，manghebaohangujinzhongwai，butongyuzhoushikongdeshangpin，qiezaishiwuxianhuaqian，buhuibeiqitarenkandao】
【gaojimanghe，xudakamanyidingshijian，fangkekaiqigoumaiquanxian，zheishixitongsongnindexinshoudalibao，qingchashou】
xitongtishi，guyaoyaohuodele50dianjifen。
“sanniangzi，keshishentibushufu？zendeyizhidingzhebeiziqiao？”
langzhongdeshengyinjiangtahuanhui，xitongjiemianyesuizhixiaoshi。
“没、我没事。”
guyaoyaomangbaishou，gangcaimeizhuyi，yanxiaquebeizijiyishuangzhutibancuzhongdeshou，hezhule。
好肥！
好白！
zaikanbeixiadeduzi...
he！haojiahuo，gudexianghuaitaibayue！
guyaoyaozuijiaokuangchou，mianduiruhuameinanzixingcankui，youxiangqijinrineimanhengdeerfangshenziyaolai，tapayuanshenjiarenchikui，mangdao：
“langzhong，wohaiyaohuijiashouling，qiannidekanbingqian，wandianzaibushang！”
shuoba，yebugushenshangduntong，baoqifeidududeduzi，taoyesidepaole，zenliaogangchuwumenmeijibujiuqichuan，lushangjingguoyishuijing，tarenbuzhuwangleyanzheifushenqu。