第一章断腿
woweilejiuxiaocaochenchenduanletui。
suoyourendouyiweiwoxihuanta，baokuoxiaocaoziji。
“douzuolunyile，shoushouzijidexinsi，haohaoxuexi。”
tayirujiwangdijujuewo。
wohuazhelunyiduanzheaixinbiandangjita，taciwoyige“gun”zi。
houlai，woshuoworencuorenle，zhuanshentouruxiaobawuhuozhidehuaibao。
xiaocaobaozhewodetuiqiuwobude，congsanloutiaoxiaqu，yeduanletui。
“nishuo，womenxianzaishibushihenpeia？”
tayidaocijinhaowuzhijuededatui，hongzheyanqiuwohuixinzhuanyi。
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wobaozheyanyanyixidexiaocaochenchen，chengshouzhegunbangsihou。
结果——
beirendacanleshuangtui，zaiyezhanbuqilaile。
wohaishixiangwangchangyiyangbaozheaixinbiandangjichenchen。
“neitian，wobuxuyaoniweiwozheimezuo！zaojiurangnigunlenitingbudong？”
“nibieyiweiwohuiduinihaiyoukuijiujiuhuixihuanshangni。”
“douzuolunyile，shoushouzijidexinsi，haohaoxuexi。”
suoyourendoujuedewoshigedianpo，weileyigenanrenduanletuihaiyaotieshangqutian。
yinweixiaocaoshibenjiushishuyuxiaohualinlinde，wuyongzhiyi。
ketamenbuzhidao，chenchenshicongxiaozaigueryuanhuwozhangdao12suidegege，zhidaowobeishunlishouyangjigeyuehou，womencaishilelianxi。
womenyueding，yaohaohaoweileduifanghuozhe，yihoujianlemianjiuyaoxiangjiarenyiyang，yongyuanshenghuozaiyiqi。
xiaocaozaoyibushixiaocao，tashixiaobabalingdeduixiang。
chenchendefuqinbuzhidaoweishenmeshanglelaolaibangdan，tiaolouzishale。
buzhidaoneiweixiaobahelaolaiyijiashenmechoushenmehen，fanzhengxiaobameitianqilingdeduixiangjiuhuanchengchenchenle。
womeitiandoudangchenchendexiaogenpichong，xiangyaoxiangxiaoshihoutabaohuwoneiyangbaohuwodexiaochengege。
chenchenbeidadezuicandeneitian，womeiyouxiangwangchangyiyanggenzheta，yinweineitianwobeilaoshiliuletang。
faxiantadeshihou，tayijingkuaibeidasile。
“住手！”
“you！tiangoulaile。”daitoudeyigehunhunqingmiedichaoxiaowo。
wojidetashiwomenxuexiaode，kendingshixiaobawuhuozhizhishide。
kanzhexiaochengegekuaibeidasile，woyigehupujiushimeinvjiuyingxiong。
“niganshenme？haibukuaigun！”
“buxing，xiaochengege！”
“taiganrenleba！jiranzheimenanfennanshe，wojiuchengquannimen。”
shenshangzhiyougunbangshenghesousoudehuibangsheng，woyingyaozheyayenanyichengshou，etoushibuduandiluodehanzhu，xinzhongzhiyouyigexiangfa：yaobaohuhaoxiaochengege。
womeiyouxiangguobeidacanji，zhishinaohailishibunengrangxiaochengegeshoushang，jiuneiyangziranerrandidangxialegunbang。
jiejuziranshibeisongdaoleyiyuan，yishengyexialezhenduan——nenghuifudekenengxingbuda。
除非砸钱。
xiaochengegedeshangshiyemeihaodaonaliqu。
“wanghaochuxiang，youguojiabuzhu，haiyouzhongshenlaoruobingcanyunzhuanzuo，duofangbiana。”wozhidaochenchenneixinbukenengbukuijiu，bukenengxiangtamianshangneiyanglengmowugan，qingsongdizaitamianqiankuanweita。
“nizhenshibudaohuanghebuluolei，bieyiweizheiyangwojiuhuixihuanni。”
“shinizijizizuoduoqingyaojiwodangde，nizheicanjiwokebufuze。”
“xiaobakanwobushunyanyaogaowo，nixianzaizheiyangtiwodang，shihailewo。”
xiaochengegeyijuyijudezhongshangwo，kewozhidaotaneishidaozizui，doufuxin。
buranwozhuyuandeqiannalilai，kangfudeqiansheijiwojiaode，peichuangayiyoushisheijiaode。
wanshangshuizhehoudemenglongzhishi，wohaiganjuedaoyourenzhanzaiwochuangqian，weiwo**shuangtui。