第3章 收拾小姑子

“shuoa?zenmebushuole?”

xiaxiaoqiaoshunjianbianlian,zhijielailegexianfazhiren。

fanzhengzhiyaowobuganga,neigangadejiushibieren。

果然--

“ni---”luchunhuabiehonglelian,naoxiuchengnudedao,“shuojiushuo,niyigedazibushidexiangxiafuren,benlaijiujiazhujiejieti---”

“够了--”

lujingyuanrenzheexin,chushengdaduanlezijiameimei。

xiaxiaoqiaozaibuhao,neiyeshitamingmeizhengqudeqizi,shenweimeimeizenkezaiwairenmianqianrucibiandi?caitadelianmianbushuo,mingshenghaiyaobuyaole?

keluchunhuaniansuibijinghaixiao,genbenbudongzheixie,kuangqiecikezhengzaiqitoushang,nalinengshoudezhu?

“dage,nijinghaihuzheta?woshuodeyoushenmecuo,tabenlai---”

砰---

“benlaishenme?benlaijiujirenjiatixiedoubupeishima?”

momingqimiaobeibojidexiaxiaoqiaojiangwaguanwangzhuozishangzheimezhongzhongyiliao,mianwubiaoqingdexundao,“zhangsaorumu,nideguijudouxuegouduziliqule?”

“你---”

luchunhuagangyaokaikou,jiuzaizheishi,yidaojiaoroudeshengyinchuanlechulai。

“lumeimeitaniansuihaixiaobudongshi,tajiushixinzhikoukuai,youkouwuxinxiangdaoshashuosha,meiyoushenmehuaixinyande,nizheimedadukuanhouderen,buhuizhendeguaitadeba?”

xiaxiaoqiao:“......?”

tashenshendekanleyanqiandenvziyiyan,tiaozhemeitou,yibenzhengjingdedao:

“suoyizhaonideyisi,woyaoshibuyuanliangtadebudongshixinzhikoukuai、youkouwuxin,buyuanliangtaneixiebujingzhangsao、budongzunbeidehua,wojiushibukuanhongbudadu,shigexiaoqikeboderenle?”

xiaxiaoqiaohaobukeqi,zhijiebaduifangdehuafanwenleyibian。

quemeixiangdaojingduideduifangyakouwuyan。

夏小乔是谁?

neikeshijunzhongyiduobawanghua。

谁敢招惹她?

eryanqianzheige,zhangdeyezhinengshuoshiqingxiudenvzi,jingrangentawanerzheiyitao。

dunshiyishuangliyansaoleguoqu。

嗯--

zheirenzhangdesuibuqingguoqingcheng,danyesuanshixiaojiabiyu,chuanzheyishenzhanxindexingsexiuhuadejiaolingruqun,huazhedandandezhuangrong,xianranlaizhiqianshijingxindabanguode。

tingshuoshilujingyuanqimengenshidenver。

liangrenqingmeizhuma,liangxiaowucai。

biewentazenmezhidaode,yuanshulisuimeiyouzheihaorenwu,danjiabuzhuyouluchunhuazheigetiantiannazheirendissyuanzhudexiaoguzizai,xiangbuzhidaodounan。

可惜--

zheihaohaoderenbudang,feiyaodanggou。

haishishangmenzhaodadegou,xiaxiaoqiaoziranbukeqi。

“guyouqianlisongemao,meixiangdaojinerjingpengshangleazhuguniangchengcheshilisongjitang,dangzhenqing-shen-yi-zhonga!!!”

zhoumingzhubeiduideyouxiemeng。

zhengchangrenzaifujunmianqian,napashizhuang,buyedezhuanggexianliangshudema?

keyanqianzheigenvrenjingranfanqidaoerxing,bujinruci,haihanshasheyingdematabuzizhong?

tazhoumingzhushenmeshihoushouguozheidengweiqu?

dunshibailelianhongleyankuang,yifuchuchukeliandekanxianglujingyuan。

“wo,wo......”

kebudengtashuowan,xiaxiaoqiaozhijiepielexiazui,yilianbuxiededao:“yeshi,chunhuashuodeyebuquanwudaoli,bijingyaoshibijibierenfujunsongjitangzheizhongshier,woqueshiburuni,bijingwohaiyaolian——”

一番话,连敲带打。

jiuchazhijiekaikoudamatabuyaolianle。

zhoumingzhushunjianliandoubaile,quesisideyaozhexiachun,yanzhongleishuilianlian,yifushoudaolejidadaji,cuiruobukandeyangzi。

neimoyangkelianjile,buzhidaodehaiyiweitashouletiandadeweiqu。

说真的。

xiaxiaoqiaozhenxingaobudong,zheizhougunianghaodaiyeshijurenlaoyejiadexiaojie,jiazaizhenshanghaipoyoutianchan,zhaogehaopojiabunan。

zhenbumingbaiweihedingshangleyoufuzhifu?

zaizheigechaodai,keshizhiyouzuoqiedefena!

suihouyoukanleyiyanzhangxiangyaoniedemouren。

忍住抽了抽嘴角--

悟了---

美色害人那!

qiaoqiaobarenjiaguniangmide,wumisandaode。

weiletalianmingshengdoubuyaole,jieguozheijiahuoni?

renjiadouzheiyangle,tajingyidianbuweisuodong,dangzhenshitieshixinchang。

erzhoumingzhushikuzhepaochuyuanzide。

shouzhongdepazichadianbeitasilegefensui,genbenbuguanzhuizaitashenhoudeluchunhua。

shanglemachehoujiuduishenbiandeyatoudamadao:

“nibushuoxiashijiushigemeijianshidexiangxiacunfuma?”

“keweihetarucilingyalichi,nanduifu???”

“nishizenmechade?haidewodiulezheimedaderen,yaoniheyong?”

小翠吓的砰就跪了。

“xiaojie,nubiyebuzhia---”

tashizhenbuzhidaoweihebianchengzheiyang,mingmingshiyigerendarenma,zhizhidaomaitouganhuodecunfu,zenmehuranjiubiandeyajianzuilihaideliburaorenle?

erzhoumingzhuzegengxinfandebuxing,zheihuierkeshijingyuangegezuiluopodeshihou,shixuezhongsongtandedahaoshiji,yidingyaodadongtadexin,jianglaitafeihuangtengda,neishoufufurenqibujiushizijide?

menglilujingyuanyijinhaixiangdechangjingzaitanaohailishizhonghuisanbuqu。

kehenxiashineige**,jingranganpohuaitadehaoshier。

luoshuidoumeiyansita,haizhenshimingda。

xiangdaozheier,tayanshenyileng,duixiaocuizhaolezhaoshou,“niguolai---”

liangrendidigugushuolehaoyizhenzhihou,xiaocuijiuxialemache,guiguisuisuidewanglujiapaoqu。

...

而自从周明珠走后。

ruodadewuzili,zhenluokewen。

“zheigexiashibuyixiangdanxiaonuoruo,huadoubugandashengshuoyijuma?keweihezhashihou,jiuxiangbianlegeren?haishishuozhiqiandoushizhuangde?”

lujingyuanmeitouqingtiao,yanshenweimidekanzheta,neiyanweidezhushazhiyuefayaoyan。

suibumingbaitahululimaideshenmeyao。kebuguanshishenme,dourangtayane。

xiaxiaoqiaoziranzhidaozheirenzaidaliangta,jiuneizhangyaoniedelian,pashixianghushidounan。

kebudebushuo,zheinanrenzhangdeshizhendehaokan,qiaqiaohaishitaxihanneikuan。

youxiongyoushishuqizihuadeqingguizhiqi,yiyoulengaoxiemeineiguliaorenerjing,kexi——

“nishiheaixinjitang?haishihemizhou?”

duiyumeiren,buguanshinanshinv,tadoushipoyounaixinde。

xiaxiaoqiaoxiaozhekanleguoqu,jieguoganghaoduishanglemourenneishuangshenruohantandemouzi,neiyanshenwanruodongyelidegulang,yinhendaizheyane。

kandaota,jiuxiangqilebeitayazaishenxiadebushigan,gengrangtahuixiangqilechengqinqianbeirenxiayaoneiyiyedebukanwangshi。

suirantajibuqingneiyiyedexijie,erzuoweinanzitayebingbuchikui,keyijiurangtayanezhiji。

因此他强压着怒气-

“bubi,menzainei,gun---”

夏小乔:哈?

“nishuoshenme?nizaishuoyibian?”

yuanbenhaixiaoyiyingyingdelian,shunjianchenlexiaqu。

“he--,doushuolezhiqianbushiguyidele,nizheirenzenmehaimeiwanle?bujiubeimoleyixiama?yigedananrenyaobuyaozheimexiaoqia?”

kuitazhiqianhaijuedezheirenyoudingli、youyuanze---

meixiangdaojingshigebudongzunzhong,budonglimao,ziyiweishidexiaoqigui。

guoranshidafanpai,tianshengfangu。

baizhanglezheizhanghaokandelian。

tayanjingzhenshixiale,juranhaijuedetabucuo?

哼--

扣10分-

zhiqiandeneidianhaogandu,shunjiandangranwucunle。

“你---”

lujingyuanqideetouqingjintutuzhitiao,zheigegaisidenvren,tahaiganshuo?

jieguojiuzailiangrenjiangchizhishi,congwaimianqichongchongpaohuilaideluchunhuabanfenbuguonaozi,zhijiedashengdao:

“wodagerangnigunni,ni---”

haibudengshuowan,jiujianyigewutizhijiexiangtafeilai,tahedewawadajiao---

“a---,xiashi,niganshenme?nifengla?”

咔嚓--

yaobushitaduodekuai,neicuciwanjiudazaitalianshangle。

raoshiruci,yebeihedebuqing,xianzaituidouyigejingdedou。

“xiashi,nizheigebaijiazisaobaxing,jialilonggongjiuzheimejigecuciwan,nijingranbatashuaisuile?ni---”

咔嚓---

“ma,nijixuma---”

xiaxiaoqiaolengzhelianyounaqileyigecuciwan,lenglengdekanzheta。

“你---”

luchunhuabeiqidezhitiaojiaoduo:

“dage,nikanta---”

duibuguojiugaozhuang,kexixiaxiaoqiaobushiyuanzhu,kebuhuiguanzheta。

“kanshenmekan?sheikandoumeiyouyong,nizaibuxihuan,woyeshinidagemingmeizhengqudezhengtouniangzi,nizaibuyuanyedeguanwojiaoyishengsaozi,nibajiebierenwobuguan,danshicaizhewoqugenbierenyaoweiqilianjiubuxing。”

“你---”

luchunhuabeiqideyankuangtonghong,yanleibajibajidewangxiadiao。

“kushenme?naershuocuonile?”

“夏氏---”

lujingyuanyechenlelian,erxiaxiaoqiaozezhuanguoleshenkanzheta,“woshuodebudui?nihaodaishidushuren,tayebuxiaole,zheibanmuwuzunbei、bujingzhangsao、chilibawai、bumingshifeideguniang,jianglainengzhaogeshenmehaorenjia?nituishicanle,keyanhexinhaimeixiaba?niyaoshibufangbian,zhangsaorumu,wokeyidailao。”

“ni,wohaimeisini。”

lujingyuanzhoushendousanzheidiqiya。

“wozhidao。”xiaxiaoqiaopielepiezui,qingkuaidedao:“wozheishiweitahao。”

“nishiweitahao?wokannishixiangqisiwo---”

lujingyuanbochunqingmin,wanmeixiangdaozheigenvrenbaofuxinjingzheibanqiang,yincishenxileyikouqi,mizheyandao:“xiaxiaoqiao,nijiubupawobashiqingshuochuqu?”

“你不会。”

yuanbenweixieshizudehua,qumeixiangdaoxiaxiaoqiaohuidaderuciqingsong。

bujinruci,tahaiyiliandudingdedao:

“nikeshizhengrenjunzi,niyaoshixiangshuohebidengdaojinri?zaojiushuole。”

zhengrenjunzilujingyuan:“......!!!”

荒谬---

ruguoyanshennengsharendehua,xiaxiaoqiaopazaojiubeiqiechengsuipianle。

天知道--

lujingyuansantianqianhurandezhiduochulianggedaerzideshihou,youduojingkong。benxianghuilaizhaotasuanzhangde,jieguo--

就,瘫了---

“tanalishibushuo,tazheifenmingshimeishijianshuo!!!”

haoba,jiusuanyouxueshihouzhidaole,tayebukenengshuo,zheikeshitayibeizidewudian,tazennengrongrentachengweibierendexiaobing?

errujin,jiugengbuhuishuole,yinweishuochuquzhihuituzengbierenchayufanhoudezitan,chulerangtalujingyuangengdiurenyiwai,haihuirangneixiekantaxiaohuaderen,xiaodegengdasheng,xiaodegengjiu...

tazheishidudinglezijibuhuishuoshiba?

毒妇---

kekeke--,kekeke---

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