yiri，huxiaokedaizhehuxiaosiyouqushanjiaoxiayingwayecaidehuxinheyuhuxinrou，zhishishijianhaizao，xianzheyeshixianzhe，huxiaokejiuzheleshuzhibianlekuang，daizhehuxiaosikoulexieshanqueer。
zhishizheixiehaibudajin，yaoshuoyunqilaileshenmeyedangbuzhu，xiaojieliangkouzhekouzhe，huxiaokeyitaitou，yizhihuimianzi，jingrancuanlechulai，zhijiepaodaolekuangdixia！
huxiaokekanzheneidatuzi，liangyandoumaolvguang！
neizhenshifahuitazuijixiandesudu，shangqianjiujiangkuangjikoulexiaqu，tanengfangleta！
jieguojiushihujiaxiaosikanzhehuxiaokeshoulineituzi，ledezuijiaozhiliuhalazi！
“xi！hehe……xi！hehe……”
tingzhehuxiaosineixikoushuishaxiaodeshengyin，huxiaokeshimantouheixian。bengguanshouzhangcameicapopi，zhichuitoukanzheshouzhongdetuzi，xindao，shouzhudaituyuanlaiyebushigejiandandeshia！
erzheishicaifaxian，neituzidehoutui，youyizhijihukuaidiaole，sihushicongshenmedongwuzuilihaoburongyitaoshengchulai，buguo，tayunqibuzenmehao，youzhuangzheiqiangkoushangle！
“tuzituzi，xiexienia！”huxiaokechezhezuijiaoweiweidexiaozhe。
taitoukankantian，taiyangyijingpianxile。
zheishihuxinheyuhuxinroulianggeyecongshanshangxialaile。
“dajieerjie，kuailaikan，wogensanjiezhualeshenme？”
huxiaosisatuipaoguoqu，jiangshoulideshanquedileguoqu。
huxinrouyibazhuaguolai，“nazhuade？”
“sanjiezhuadea，sanjiehaolihai，haizhualeyizhidatuzi，hehe……”
huxiaosineishashadexiaoshengyouchuanleguolai。
zidazhuadaodiyizhishanquedeshihou，zheixiaoniudeshaxiaoshengjiumeitingguo。
huxiaokeduizheneisanrenyangleyangshoulidetuzi，“zouba，jintianzanmenjiachidacan！”
“saner，zhenshinizhuade？”huxinheganleguolai，youdianbuganxiangxin。
duiyu‘saner’‘xiaosaner’‘xiaohua’zheiyangdechenghu，tayelandequguanle，fanzhengtademingzitashidegai，zongbunengyijiazidoushiyangyangqiqijiutazheisitusitudeba，xianglaixiangquhaishizanzigeerdemingzihaoting，huxiaoke！
buguo，yanqianhaibushigaimingdeshihou，zhaogejihuiba！
taiyankanzhehujialaoda，xiaolexiao，“shiyebushi，tashizijixianmingzhang，zijizhuangshanglaide，wobuzhuabaibuzhua，zouhuijiabatadunshang，jizanniangyebuyibu！daoshihouxiaoliujiuyounaichile，yebuzhiyuyeliaoaokugemeiwan！”
yushisijiemeiledehebulongzuiwangjiaganqu。
kuaijincunzideshihou，hujialaoerturanjiulaleyibahuxiaoke。
huxiaokewendao。“zenmele？”
“xiaosan，kuaidianjiangshanqueerhetuzizangqilai，biedechuandaodabonianggensanshendeerduoli，neizanmenjiushenmechideyemeiyoule……”
tingzhezheihua，huxiaokezuijiaozhichou，haizhenshiyingleneiju“laodahanlaoerjian”dehua，qiaozheinaodaifanyingdeduokuai！
“a，shia，sanjie，kuaidian，zangwoyifuliba……”
yibianshuo，huxiaosijiuyaojiangtaneibudingluobudingdeyifutuoxialai，weilechide，tahaizhenshihuochuqule！
huxiaokejimanglanxia，“nibietuo，benlaichuandejiushao，biedezaibingle。fangxinba，wodedongxi，woruobuyuanyi，wojiushirengleweigou，yebuhuichongxubierenqiangzoude！”
huxiaokexindao，haifanletianlebucheng？
ganqiang？yanlihaiyoumeiyouwangfale！
——
jiemeisigegangjinleyuanzi，jiukandaodabonianghaiyoulingyigenvrengenhuzhongyifuqizaishuohua，zheimeyiting，huxiaokedunshizhoumei。
dabonianglaijiewan？keshangcijiedepanzihaimeihai！
sanshenyoulaijieguo？shangcijiedepenyemeiyounahuilai！
kezheiniangshizahuishia？haiwangwaijie？
huxiaokeyanjingmiaolemiao，zaofangneiyuanbenfangzhedatieguodedifangxianzaizhishiyigeheihuhudedakulong，nandaozheiniangtajiumeifaxian，jintianwanshangmeiguoxiamilema？
“niang，zheishi……”huxiaokedehuahaimeiyouhuashuo，quekandaohuziyangpaolechulai，“sanjie，wuwu……zanniangjiangqianjiledaniang……wuwu……”
queshihuzhongyijianghuxiaowudezuijiwuzhule。
sanshenyiting，liangyanlimafangguang，“yo，ergezheicihuilaiyounalebushaodeqianba，nikan，zanniangzheibingzheihuizhidingnenghao，yaozhidaowomenjialideqiandouhuadechabuduole，wuwu……laosanshenmeyebushi，chulezhongneidiandi，tawangjialinayifenqianlema，e，popobingle，queyaowodaotieqiancai，youzheiyangdema……”
三婶立马开嚎。
erdaboniangquezaiyipangpiezui，quandangmeikandao。
“zhei……laosanxifu，nibiekua，niergezheiciyemeinajigeqianhuilai，zaishuowoyebuzhidaopopobingle，zheiqiangangrangdasaonazou，tashuoyaojihuyanzhunbeijiazhuang……”zhangshuilianyilianweinan。
biekantapingshiduijigehaizizazahuhude，keshiduizheilianggezhouli，tahaizhenmeibanfa。
huxiaokemeitouyuezhouyuejin，jiangshoulidedongxisaidaohoujiandehulaoershouli，suihoushangqianyibu，“die，baxiaowufangkai！”
kanzhehuxiaokeneishuangyanjing，huzhongyisuolexiabozi，momingde，tajiushiganjuedaolezheiguinvdenuqi，erqieshijidadenuqi，“xiaohua，bieshengqi，niyaojidejiahewanshixinga，nidaniangjiadewanbeinisigejishuaisuile，jinwanmeiwanshengfanle……nisanshenjiadeneikouguo，beininainaijishaoloule，jiequzuodunfan……”
huxiaokeyuetingyuebushuang，yiqiantajiushijialibushoudaijiandezhu，keyemeiyourenganqifuta，jiusuanshitanaimeishitaotaotaode，keyemeijianhuxiaokequelechidehaishishaolechuande。
e，zenmechuanyuedaozheiqiongpirangdedifang，zheimeyidajiazi，hairanglianggeniangmenjiqifule？
开玩笑！
jiahewanshixing？neiyeyaokanshizenmegehefa！
mingxiandeneiliangniangmenmeinazheiyijiazidangjiarenkan，zijiganmahaiyaoshangganzidangtamenshiren！
jiahewanshixing？neiyeyaoshiyijiarencaixing！keyouyousheizhidao，zheiqianqueshitadieyongminghuanlaide！
huxiaokenule，tadejiarentazuozhu，tadedieniangzhinengtaqifu！bieren，xiuxiang！
kehaimeidenghuxiaokeyousuodongzuo，neidaboniangyanjianyixiazikandaogangganghuxiaokesaihuxinrouhuailibaozhededahuituzi，erqiexiaosishoulihailinzhejichuanshanqueer。
aiya，zheijigehaiziyoudianbenshia！
yushijiugensanshenziduikanleyiyan，daboniangbaozhehuailidewanraoguohuxiaokebianzouleguolai，“xiaoroua，nizheituzijidaniangba，niergezhengshizhangshentideshihou，keyibuyibu，huitoudaniangjinisonggetuzituier……”
e，zheimedayizhituzi，nishuoyaojiuyao？wanlehaihenshisheyibandeshuodao：songgetuzitui，apei！