正文 第1章 打你个癞蛤蟆

shizhiqiyue,kushunannai,linjiacundongtoulinzhongjialveyouxiepojiudepianfangli,yigeshiersansui、huangpiguashoudeguniang,shuangyanjinbi,mianrujinzhibanquansuozaichuangshang。

wuwai,linzhongdexuxianwangshi,zhenglazheyigezhangtoushumudenanzi,wangzheiwulai。

“neixiaotiziwoyijingguanleyao,zheihuierkendingshenzhibuqingle。nizhuajinshijian,ganzainigufutamenhuilaiqianbaneixiaotizishenzipole,daoshihounigufutamenzhinengbaneixiaotizisongjini。”

wangcaiqiangyazhexingfen,liezheyikoucanchabuqidehuangya,“gu,shichengyihou,woyidingqingnihexijiu。”

“heshenmexijiu,yigewufuwumudexiaojiantizibale,nengjigezhengjingmingfendousuanbianyitale。ganjinjinquba,biemocengle。”

wangshibianshuozhe,bianbafangmentuikai,yibajiangwangcaituilejinqu。

“kuangdang”yisheng,fangmenbeiguanshang。

wuzilideguangxianlveyoudianan,danbingbuyingxiangwangcaikanqingchuguniangsuiqisebuhao,danrengrannanaixiumeidelianpang。

henhendiyanlekoutuomo,wangcaipobujidaidikaishibazijideyishang,henkuaibianjiangzijituodechitiaotiao。

“heihei,aruan,caigegelaitengnilaile。”

daizheyilianyinxiao,wangcaipuxiangleshenzhibuqingdeguniang。

linruanmimihuhujian,juedeyoushenmedongxiyazaizijishenshang,zhengzaisichezhezijideyifu。

丧尸?!

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wangshizaiwaimiantingdaodongjing,buyoudexiexiaoyisheng,“zheimedadedongjing,mingnianwoniangkendingnengbaoshangsunzi。”

xiangzhezijiazhizikendingyijingchengleshi,bianlikejiangyuanzidamenyisuo,dasuandaodiliquzhaolinjiaqitajirenhuilai“zhuojian”。

linruantifeileneizhi“sangshi”hou,sihaobugandayi,likezhengzhazhecongchuangshangpaqilai,renzheshentishangdebushi,zhunbeijiangnei“sangshi”jisha,shengdeliuxiahouhuan。

jieguokanqingdishangtangzhede“sangshi”hou,tayouxieshayan,zheifenmingshigerena!

yigeliuzhezhangfadenanren!

linruanhouzhihoujueditaitoukanleyixiazijixianzaisuochudehuanjing,huangniqiang,maocaoding,wulijiyangquegeboshaotuidejiashen。zaiditoukanyiyanzijishenshang,huipupu、beichedeyouxielingluandecubuyiqun,yikanjiubushixiandairendedaban。

她穿了?

zaibeineizhisangshizhuagetouxinliangyihou,yunqibaopengdichuanyuedaogudaile?

zaijingliguomoshidexilihou,linruandejieshounenglitebieqiang,zhiyonglebudaoyifenzhongdeshijian,bianjieshoulezijichuanyuedeshishi。

zhiyaonenghuozhe,zaishenmeshikongdouhao。hekuangzheilimeiyousangshi,meiyouweixian,duitalaishuo,jianzhijiushitiantang!

zaikanleyiyandishanghunmideneigenanren,linruanyanjingyimi。

zheinanrenyikanjiubushihaodongxi!

congdishangjianqiwangcaidekuyaodai,yibajiuzhutadetoufa,rutongtuosigoubantuodaochuangbianshang,sanxiawuchuer,bianjitabanglegejieshi。

bucuo,zheijushentideliqibuxiao,suiransuanbushangtianshengshenli,danjueduibiyigeqiangzhuangdechengniannanrenhaiyaoqiangshangbushao。

saoleyiyanwangcailiangtuizhijiandeneihuaer,yanjingyimi,linruanshenchutuizhaozheneidifangjiushihenhenyiti,huohuobahunmizhizhongdewangcaitengxingguolai。

xianwangcaidejiaoshengtaicier,linruanzaidishangzhaodaoyizhifahuangfayingdechouwazi,niezhewangcaidexiaba,yibasailejinqu。

dunshi,wangcaibeizijidechouwazixundebaiyanzhifan,houtoubuzhudegundong,yikanjiushitule,queyinweizuibeiduzhutubuchulai,youyanlehuiqu。

linruanzaimoshilijianguanlegezhongdachangmian,duizheizhongshiwanquanbuzaiyi,bashenshangdeyifushoushizhengqi,chuquzaiyuanzilikanleyiyan,faxiandamenbeishanglesuo,gangzhunbeijiangzheikanzhejiubushenlaokaodedamenchaidiao,queyouzhuleshou。

xianzaiqingkuangbuming,tabunengmaoranchuqu,xianzhaoneiweisuonanwenwenhua。

fanhuiwuli,dunzaiwangcaigenqian,yibajiangtazuilidewazichelechulai。

wangcaigangxiangtu,linruanlengsensendishuoleyiju:“gantuchulai,wobanineiwanyieryijiaozhansui!”

wangcaihedejiajinshuangtui,simingdibizhezui,badingzaisangziyandedongxiyanlehuiqu。

linruanlengxiaoyisheng,duizheizhongsedanbaotian,queyoudanxiaopasidenaozhongjidukanbushang,shenchuquantou,duizhetadeduzijiushihenhenyiquan。

wangcaitengdezhenggeshenzidougongleqilai,etoushangdeqingjingudelaogao。danjibianruci,tayemeiganzhangzui,jiupazuilidedongxituchulai,yangjizijideminggenzi。

“shuo,sheirangnilaide?ganshuojiahua,woningduannidebozi!”

wangcainalijianguolinruanrucixiongsheneshadeyimian?

pingshizheixiaoniangpisuiranliqitingda,danshizaitagushoudixiabei**deweiweisuosuo,shuohuadoubugandasheng,meixiangdaozheiyiqiedoushizhuangchulaide,zheiniangmenerjianzhijiushizhimuyecha!

qiangliedeqiushengyu,rangtabazuilidehuiwuyanlehuiqu,haobuchiyijiubazhenxiangshuolechulai。

“aruanmeimei,buguanwodeshi,shiwogu,shitadezhuyi。tajinixialeyao,rangwolaihuainideshenzi,zheiyangjiunengbizhelinjiabanisongjiwozuoxifu。”

竟然还有同伙!

linruanyanlihanmangyishan;“nigurenni?”

wangcaipasidehen,shenmehuadouwangwaishuo,“woguzheihuieryinggaishiquzhaolinjiarenle,tashuole,yaoranglinjiarenqinyankandaonibeihuaishenzi,zuihaobazheishiernaodequancunjiezhi。”

“hao,henhao!nimenguzhikezhenshihaoyangde!”

linruansuiranhaimeinongqingchuzheijushentideshiqing,dantinglezheihua,buyoudenucongxinqi。tashengpingzuizuikanbuqide,bianshiqirunvzidechusheng。

keshilinruanzhanqishen,haobukeqidiyoushanglewangcaineihuaeryijiao。

wangcaitengdemuziyulie,qiangchenglejimiao,youyunsiguoqu。

linruanyoujuebugoujieqi,tuoxiajiaoshangdebuxie,jianzhewangcaineilianjiushiyidunmengshan。

为什么不用手?

她嫌恶心!

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wushujiyisuipianfengyongerzhi,rangshentibenjiubudashufudelinruanyouxienanshoudicuqilemeitou。

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