直播间内。
luchuyuzhongyujieshulejintiandezhibo。
tasonglekouqi，naqishuibeiguluguluguanlejikou，jiukanjianxiaozhuliyilianxingfendejinlai，“chuyujie！nibeitimingwanghongbaixingbangle！！！”
luchuyuyixi，wanglezuilihaiyouyidakoushui。
“zhende？kekeke……e。”
yizhenjuke，tadefeixiangshikuaiyaozhakaiside，xiaozhulijingkonghuangluandeboda120，zuihoutabianshenmeyebuzhidaole……
“anianghaiyouduojiuxinga？”
“womenzheiyangzuo，aniangxinglehuibuhuishengqi？”
meirendahua，xiayike，nantongshengyingengdale。
“diedie！ninongjinaniangzuilile！！！”
“……”
luchuyuganghuifuyishijiuganjuezuiliyoushenmeguaidongxi，xiangdaoganggangchadianbeishuiqiangsi，taganjinwadeyikoujiutulechulai！
budui，zheizenmeshishazi？
luchuyuzhenglengzhetaitou，shenbianyidayixiaoqiqikanzheta。
xiaodetunletunkoushui，chelecheshenbiandejunmeinanren，“diedie，aniangxingle…”
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“wohaimeisini，maiwoganma？”luchuyuxianxiezhijiecongkenglibengchulai，chuibaotamendetou，yidingyoushigongzuorenyuanchenzhetashuizhe，gaoshenmezhengguzhibo。
xiayishun，luchuyujiuganjueshenmedongxiqiangxingguanrunaozi，zhuanyan，naozilimianjiuduoleyiduanmoshengdejiyi。
ta……tazhendebeishuiqiangsile？！
还穿越了？！
而且！
mianqiandeyidayixiaozhengshitadezhangfuhehaizi？？？
erzizhangdefendiaoyuzhuo，yishuangwuheidedayanjinglingjile，cishizhengwaizhenaodaikanzheta，zhabazhabayanjing，xiaomeitouzhouzhoude，sihuzaidanxinta。
nanzizhangdefenglingshenxiu，suiranchuanzheyishencuzhangshan，queyenanyiyangaitadeqidufenghua，fangfoshidianshijuzhongzouchulaideluopohuangzi，yinweimouzhongbiangu，budebuqujuzaishancunzhong。
jiantafadaibushuohua，xiaotuanzitaitoukanlekanzijidediedie。
“diedie，nianghaoxianggengshale。”
fengzhiyanongmeiweicu，dianlediantou。
sha？tanalikanqilaixianggeshazile？
budui，tazheishentideyuanzhu，haizhenjiushigeshade。
zheifengzhiyasuishuopixiangjihao，danzaizheigegudaibunengdangfanchi，jialiqiongdedingdangxiang，qieyinweitashijinianqianliuluoerlaide，zaizheigexiaoshancunmeiyouqinren，meiyourenyuanyijiajita，fengzhiyacaidijiamaileluchuyuzheishazizuoniangzi。
穷鬼配傻子。
cunlirendoudaotianshengyidui，juepei！
zhenghuiyizhe，fengzhiyachaozijishenchushou，“qilai，huijiale。”
luchuyushenqinglvedun，zuihouhaishishenchuleshou。
zouwanyiduanqiqubupingdeyangchangxiaodao，biandaolepolandewuziheyuanzi。
yijinjiamen，luchuyujiusizhipiruandezuozailelanbandengshang，yanjingwushenmolemozijiganbiededuzi，taitoukanzhefengzhiya。
“我饿了。”
fengzhiyadandandekanletayiyan。
luchuyuyoucuidao：“youmeiyouchidea？”
banxiangmeiyoudengdaofengzhiyakaikou，luchuyuxuanzezijizhaochide，xinlibuyoutucao，zheifengzhiyayebushigeyabaa，zenmejiubaibaizhanglezhangzuiquebuhuiyongni？
yilutuozhebuzizoudaochufang，luchuyuaigegaizixianguoqu。
zhiyoubudaoyibami，zhuzhoudoushixide…luchuyukaishihuaiyizijishangbeizishibushizaoleshenmenie，zheibeiziyaozaozheizhongzui。
fenglinyugenlejinlai，kanjianluchuyuxiangyaozhuzhouquebuhuishenghuo，guaiqiaodecouguoqubangzheshenghuo…
zhengdangluchuyulazhanglebozidengchishi，quetingjianwaimianchuanlaimanhannuqidemasheng！
“fengzhiya！nijiwochulai！”