第五章对付大伯母
anshilimachezhesangzikusuqilai，momiezheningyaodao，“aiyouwei，dajiahuoerkuailaipingpingliya！zhinverhaobenshi，jingrandazijidedabomulou！zheihaiyoumeiyoutianliya！”
anshizheimeyishengjiaohuan，zaijiashangtadelianbeishuaishangle，zhendeyoubushaorenqianzeqiningyao。
“zheiyetaibuxianghuale，meiguimeiju，nayouzhinvdadabomudedaoli？”
“tajiushizheizhongren，weihunxianyundeshiqingdounenggandechulai，haiyoushashiershiganbuchulaide？”
“......”
suiranningyaobujieyibierenshuoshenme，keshikandaoyourenwuhuizaoyaohaishiyouxiebushuang。
haozailiucuilanchumianbangchenyiju。
“dajiahuoerbietinganshihushuo，renjianingyaomeizihaoburongyizhuaxieyuhuilaijilianggehaizichi，shengyudexiangliuzheminggeerquzhenzishangmailehuanqianmailiangshihuilai，tadaohao，zhijieshangmenqiangni！ningyaomeiziyaoshibuchushou，nanbuchenghairenyouzhedongxibeitaqiangzoume？”
liucuilanshuowan，ningyaozhandebizhi，bubeibukangdao，“renbufanwo，wobufanren，wozheidabomushizizhaode，chilekutouziranyuanbulebieren。
dajiahuoerqingchu，woyigexiaofurendaizhelianggehaiziburongyi，ningjianeitourenhebangchendoumeiyoubushuo，haoburongyinonghuilaideyuxiangjihaizitianbaoduzi，huandianliangshi，weihehaidejiningjianeitouchi？”
tingleliucuilanheningyaodehua，cunminmenbujindongrong。
dajiadoushiyouhaizide，zizhiningyaolachelianggehaiziburongyi。
zheigeanshilianningyaodedongxidouyaoqiang，queshitaibuxianghuale。
yuanbenhaibangzheanshishuohuaderenzhuantoubianmaleqilai。
“zheimeshuolaianshitaibushirenle，mingzhidaorenjianingyaoguodeburongyi，haiqiangtadedongxi！”
“ai，nimenshibuzhidaoyo，wokekandaoguohaojihuile，anshiquningyaoyatoujialiqiangdongxikebuzhiyiciliangcile！tajiushixiguanle，juedelisuodangranli！”
“nanengzheimeqifuren，zhanrenbianyi！kanzherenmogouyangde，yuanlaixinbeigouchile！”
“......”
tingzhecunminmenduitadetuoma，anshiyouxieyanmianwuguang，henhendedengleningyaoyiyan，jiangningyaojijihenshangle，suihoucongdishangpaleqilai，buganxindehuiqule。
zheiyaoshizaidaixiaqu，tahaibudebeizhongrendetuomoxingzijiyansi。
dengzheanshilikai，cunminmenyesansanliangliangdeliqule，ningyaodeyuanzizongsuanshihuifuleqingjing。
“niangqin，nimeishierba！”
lianggexiaobaozidouzoushangqianlai，guanqiedexunwenleningyaoyiju。
“meishi！nimenmeikandaoma，niangqinyijingbahuairenganpaole。”
lianggexiaobaozidouzhongzhongdediantou，yingleyisheng，“ngng，niangqintaibangle！”
xiangbijiaofangcaiqishixiongxiongdemoyang，cishiningyaodelianshangyongxianchulaileyimonuanyi。meizaizaoxinshishangduodanwu，ningyaodaizhelianggexiaobaozijinlechufang，zhunbeizuoyutangjitamenhe。
lianggexiaobaozicishidouchuzaieduzizhuangtai，bixunongdiandongxichile。
“niangqin，niuniuhegouzigegebangnishaohuo！”niuniuruannuonuodeshengyinshuoleju。
kandaolianggehaizirucidongshi，ningyaolianshangdexiaoronggengnonglexie。
“hao，neiniuniuhegouzibangniangqinshaohuo，niangqinlaizuoyutang。”
“ngng！”lianggehaizidouzhongzhongdidiantou，yingleyisheng。
qiongrenjiadehaizizaodangjia，suiranniuniuhegouzinianjibuda，buguozhiqianjingchangbangzheyuanzhuganhuoer，cishiyijingfeichangdeshulian。
ningyaoyemeixianzhe，ganjintiaoleliangtiaoyuzuoqileyutang。
tayunqihaisuanbucuo，zhuadaoleliangtiaohuiyu。
huiyumeicier，chuliqilaifeichangfangbian。
zuizhongyaodejiushilianggexiaobaozitaixiao，yaoshichiciduodeyuyibuxiaoxinkenengkazhuhoulong，danshihuiyuquebuyongdanxin。
zhiyaoshaoweizhuyizhedian，buzhiyukadaohoulong，ningyaoyenengfangxindadandejilianggexiaobaozichi。
liangtiaohuiyumeitiaodouyouliangjinduozhong，wanquangoutamensangerenchi。
ningyaojiangyupianchengleyupian，jialihaiyouyikuaijiang，ningyaoqielejipian，youliyuquchuyuxing。
kexijialideqitashicaitaishaole，youguanlideyouyijingjiandi，yanbazigengmeishengduoshao。
zheidiandongxidingduogouningyaochengsantian，kanlaitabixujinkuaizhuandaoqian，haotianzhizheixiedongxi。
guoshaore，ningyaogeleyishaocaiziyoudaoleguoli，buyihuierjiumaochuleyiguyouxiangweier，suihouyouxialeliangpiaoshuijinqu。