第1章配阴婚
“wojiabalingtangdouyijingbuzhihaole，jiudengzhexinniangzidaole，haoyiqizuofaxiazangde！womenqiandouyijingjile！”
“hehe，shuodehaoxiangsheimeijiqianside！wojiahaijilezuzushiliangyinzini！”
“wojileshierliang！biniduo，rengaiguiwo！”
“wopei！renhaishiwomenxiankanshangdeni！womenjiayexianjideqian！”
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nanrenxiongsheneshadezhengchaoshengcongwaitouchuanlai，zhendechuangzishangpojiufahuangdechuangzhidoubutinglaihuiyaohuang，zhongjianhaichuanchazhenvrendekuhanshenghaojiaosheng......zhenshirenaodejiaorennaorenteng。
wunaijiangsuoyoushengyindoushouruerzhong，tangzaidishangderuanxuantongzuijiaowuliqingcheleyixia。
meicuo，zheijiushitazheigeshentixianzaidechujing。
douhaimeiquedingtasitoulemeini，pojiajiuyijingpobujidaidebatajimaichuqupeileyinhun，erqiehaishipopohexiaoshuziyirenbatamaileyijia！
xianzailiangjiarenqianhoujiaoshangmenlaijieren，zaidamenkouzhuangshangle，ranhoujiuchaoqilaile！
xiaoshuziyikanqingkuangbudui，zhijiejiaodimoyouliudewuyingwuzong，liuxiapopowangshiyingduizheiliangfangrenma。ranerzheilianghuorenyounashihaorede？shuangfanghuxiangchengxiongdouhen，wangshigenbenzhaojiabuzhu，tajiunachulexiangxianvrendekanjiabenling——yikuernaosanshangdiao。
yushihu，takaishihutianqiangdi，chezhebozihanyaosharenle！
neixiecengjingzhizaigushujizaishangkandaoguodegouxuexiangcunlunliju，xianzaijiuhuoshengshengdefashengzailetadeshenshang。
“xiangwoshangbeiziyeshigexuanhujishi、jiumingwushudeyisheng，suiranyizhebuziyimeinengzhihaozijidebing，danlaotianyeniyebugaihewokaizheigewanxiao，zhijierangwogangyichuanyueguolaijiumianduizheigehardmoshia！”ruanxuantongwulidiyu。
zuilidehuaganggangshuowan，taerbianyoutingdaopengdeyishengxiang，zheibianfangmenyijingbeirenjiyijiaochuaikaile。
“laozilandehenifeihua。fanzhenglaozijiqianle，xianzairenjiubixugenwomenzou！zheigerenwomenxujiayaoding——”
yigeshenxingkuiwudedahanqishixiongxiongdeshajinlai，ranhoutadeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
jingenzhe，lingyijiaderenyechuanglejinlai。
“buxing！renshiwomenhuangjiade，wo——”
这个人也呆住了。
“jiweidayeyo，nimenxingxinghao——”
jingenzhe，ruanxuantongzheigeshentidejiyilizhengningxiongedepopochuxianle。
dangkandaodazhengzheyanjingderuanxuantongdeshihou，tadelianseshuadeyixiahedecanbai。
ruanxuantongjianzhuang，tamanmandezhichengzhezuoqilai，ranhouzuijiaomianqiangchekaiyimoxiao。
“buhaoyisirangnimenshiwangle。wohaimeisini，suoyinimendezheigeyinhunshipeibuchengle。”
“ninini......saobaxing，nimeisi？”
popowangshijianshengjiaozhe，taganjinchongguolaizairuanxuantongshenshangyitongluanrouluanzhua。“rede......youfanying......haizhenmeisi？santianle，nijuranhaijiwohuozhe？”
“shia！”ruanxuantongqingxiaodiantou。
tachenggongkandaowangshinaizhineilianghuorendeliansedoubiandeyichangdejingcai。
ranermashang......
“hengheng，fanzhengzheiwuliyoumeiyouwairenlaiguo，nisimeisi，haibudoushiwoshuolesuan？”
wangshiyinsousoudeshengyinhudezaierpanxiangqi。
jinjiezhe，liangzhishoujiusisiqiashangletadebozi。