第2章
waimianchaochaonaonaoderen，haibuzhidaojialifashengleshenmeni。
xiaojinchengjiangdongxidoufangxia，paipaishenshangdechentu，lehehedetuimenjinwu：
“xifu，jintianwomenyunqikehaole，dadao......haizi？xifunishengle？？？”
xiaojinchengdeshengyintigaolebabaidu，tabuguochuqudalielebantian，xifubahaizidoushengle？
jiandaozijinanren，xinpeiniangyanleidouxialaile，manxinsuansedeshuodao：
“niangshuaidaole，chadiansile。woshoudaojinghezaochan，xingkuinverxintengwo，caibangeshichenjiushengchulaile。”
“kesandiquerendingshinverkesideniang，feiyaoshuaisinver！”
辛沛娘哭着告状！
xiaojinchengdunshidanu，shaguoyibandequantouniutoujiudazaileshenhouxiaojinshandebiliangshang。
“啊！”
sihuyougutousuiliedeshengyinchuanlai，xiaojinshanshunjiankanjianletataizuyeye。
xiaojinshandexifuchenshilikepaochulai，huzhezijinanren，zhanzhanjingjingdeshuodao：
“dage，nizheishigansha？jinshanyeshidanxinzannianga。nandaoniyouguinvle，jiuyaoniangqusima？”
zheihua，meiyigeziyandouzaitiaobolijian。
wangridouhuichongchulaiweihuxiaoerzidexiaolaotaitai，cikerutong**zhehuoyiban，“shua”yixia，**yibandoutaiqilaile，madao：
“nigexiaochangfu，ganzhoulaoniangsi？！laoniangdabusinizheigehunzhangdongxi。”
shuozhe，shoujiuxiangshizhangleyanjingyiyang，naqikangshangdetiaozhougeda，ranhoupitougailiandechaozhedishanglaosanxifuchenshidaleguoqu。
chenshiliandoubeidazhongle：“niangnifenglea？”
xiaolaotaitaigubushangzheige，ganmangduizhexinpeiniang，huozheshixinpeinianghuaizhongdeyingerjieshi：
“wolaotaitaijiangdaoli，benlaiwodouyaosile，shizanmensunnvjiangshengle，jiwozheilaodongxidailaifuqile，caimeisini。”
众人：......
yixiangduixiaojinchengfufuhengtiaobizishutiaoyandelaotaitai，zheishiguishangshenlema？
juranhuizheimejiangdaoli，haoshuohua？
xiaojinchengbuguanzheixie，gaodaqiangzhuangdenanrenzoudaoqizimianqian，pushanyiyangdedashouanzheqizidenaodaidaozijixiongkoushang。
hanhoudelianshang，shiyipiansusha！
矛盾又诡异！
“peiniang，nifangxin，wohuijiniyigejiaodaide。”
shuowan，xiaojinchengdougubushangkannver，zhijiejiangsandixiaojinshanchelechuqu。
buchupianke，waimianjiuxiangqilequanquandaoroudeshengyin，haiyouxiaojinshanguikulanghaodejiaorangzhe。
wunei，suoyourenanjingruji。
xiaolaotaitaisisizuanzhechenshidetoufa，burangtachuqu。
laodasuiranyouxie“hun”，danshiquecongweiduixiongdixifudongguoshou。
suoyibunengrangchenshichuqudaoluan，bixuranglaodabazheikouqichule！
zuizhongyaodeshi，yaorangxiaoyanwangmanyile！fouzequanjiarendoumeiyouhaoguozichi！
meiduojiu，xiaojinchengjinlaile，yifuhelianshanghaizhanranleyidianxianxue。
xiaojinchenghanhoudeduizhexiaolaotaitaishuodao：“niang，wojintianyunqihenhao，zaishanshangdalebushaoliewulai，liuxiajizhiyejizijichi，shengxiadeqianwodasuanmaidianyingyangdedongxi，jipeinianghaohaobubu。”
“......”xiaolaotaitai。
bangezidoumeiyouxiangqininiangwolai，ganggangyechadiansidiaolema？
就知道媳妇？
白眼狼！
“你......”
——哗啦啦！
xiaolaotaitaibeihouyiliang，boziyisuo，guoduandegaikou：“nidalaideliewuziranshinikanzheanpai。wo，woqushaodianreshui，jinixifuhaiziqingxiyixiashenti，a，haha......”
laotaitaimaliudexialekang，xiaojiaohecaizhefenghuolunyiyangpaolechuqu。
夭寿哦。
tashigelaorenjia，jingbuzhugouhunlianzidehehua。
xiaojinchengdeyandi，genbenjiukanbujianlaoniangdegaibian。cikewuzilizhishengxialetamenyijiasankou。
dandandexuexingwei，menchuangyoujinbi，rangwuzilideqiweiyouxienanwen。
gaodadenanrenmanliandoushihoupa，hongzheyanjingjiangguinvcongxifuhuailibaochulai，fangdaoyipangqule。
ranhouzijigaodadeshenziquanzaixifuhuaili，shengyinwuyan：“xifu，wohaohaipa，chayidian，chayidianwojiujianbudaozanmenguinvle。”
xinpeiniangzuijiaochouchudekanzhebeinanrenguoduanfangdaoyipang，meibeinanrenkanyiyandenver，wuyujile。
dantayezhidaozijinanrenyouxie“xinzhibuquan”，zhishimosuozhetadedanaodai，nannanshuozhe：
“niganggangjiuhenbanga。”
心智不全又如何？
tiandixiayouyoujigenanrennengruxiaojinchengyiban，weilexifuhaizi，haobuyouyudepangzouxiongdi，dingzhuangfumu？
delexifudekuajiang，xiaojinchenggaoxingdezuijiaodoulieleqilai：“jintianyebuzhidaozenmele，liewufengleyiyanwangwomenhuailizhuang！yigegeshangganzhesongsi。“
“wodaleyichuanyegezi，haiyouqibazhifeituzi，liuqizhiyeji。jigehaiziyejiandaolebushaoyeyadan，haiyoubushaoxinxiandeyecai，shenzhiqinganhaiwadaoleyizhirencan。“
xinpeiniangtingdedangzhenchijingjile。
居然这么多？
suishuopingrilixiaojinchengshanshangdalie，shicilinengyouwuliucishouhuo，dannengdadaoliangzhiyejijiushijihaodele。
zheiciyunqijuranzheimehaoma？
“shuobudingzheihaoyun，shizanmenguinvdailaideni。zhidaojialiqiong，zijidaizhekoulianglaile。”
辛沛娘喃喃的说着。
xiangqiganggangpopodayingyeweimailenengguizijisuoyou，dangjiyandijiuranshanglejifenxingfen。
zhangziqinglindeyifuzaojiuduanle，xianzaitianqirehainengcouhe，keyegaizuoyishenxinyifule。
ciziqingandeyanjinghuaileyizhi，zhenshangdedafushuokendingshixialede，kexinpeinianghaishixiangdaierziquchengfuzhaogenghaodedafukankan。
sanziqingfangyizhikesou，shentiyizhixuruo，yeyinggaihaohaobubu。
haiyouhaiyou......
zheiyangyixiang，zheixieyeweidoumailehuanlaideqian，yeshibeishuichexina。
xinpeiniangyaoyaoya，shuodao：“yeweiquandoumaile，yigedoubuliu，haiyouneirencan。huanlaideqian，zanmendaiqinganqukankanyanjing，biedanwujiule，jiuzhendexiale。”
xiaojinchengziranbuhuiyouyijian，buguotayouxieyouyu：“neirencanwoxiangliujinibubushentide......”
tasuiranshidalaocu，danyezhidaonvrenshengchanbenjiushizouguimenguan，genghekuanghaishishoujingxiaochan。
xinpeiniangyaoyaotou：“haishihaizideyanjinggengzhongyao。”
dangniangde，nalishedehaizishouzui？
yipangbuzhidaoshenmeshihouxingledexiaobubutingdenaoqiaoerteng，zheiyetainanleba？
zheimingwangshizaishitaixiaoqile！
tabujiushibamingwangdadademingzixiedaoletadebentishengsibushang，kankanzheishijianshengsidaodishimingwangshuolesuan，haishiluobizaishengsibushangsuan。
ranhouhaidemingwangbeitianleizhuizhepileqinianma？
zhiyudezhuanmentiaoleyigezheimenanderenjialairangtalijiema？
哼╭(╯^╰)╮
dengtahuiqude，haixie！xiesanbian！
huran，waimianhuranfachujianruidebaomingsheng，jiangxiaobubuhedejilingleyixia......