第5章
上房西屋。
dangjiarenxiaoeryepantuizuozaikangtoushang，zuilichouzheyanqiang，kangtoudoushiyanyunwuzhaode。
wuzilichulexiaolaotaitaiwai，bianshisangeerzile。
xiaojinchengjinlailiketiaoleyigelizhexiaoeryezuiyuandedifangzuoxiale。
xiaoeryemanshigouhedelianshangfuqibumanlai：“laoda，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
这是对他不满了？
xiaojincheng：“woguinvgangchusheng，shenshangyouyanwei，huiqiangdaoguinvde。”
xiaoeryezhoumei：“nonghujiajiade，zenmejiuneimejiaoqingle？”
yigenvwawa，zenmejiuzheimejiaoqile？
xiaojinchenglandetinglaodieshuozheixie，zhijiewendao：“dienihaishishuozhengshiba。”
tahaiyaohuiqubaozhexiangxiangruanruandexifuguinvqinxiangni，naliyoushijianlangfeizaizheili。
tingdaoxiaojinchengzheiyuqi，xiaoeryeshengqile，naqiyanqiangqiaoleqiaokangyan，henshibumandehechi：
“laoda，nizheishenmetaidu！woshinidie！jinshangengshinideqindidi，nizenmenengduizijideqindididongshou？”
xiaojinshanshishidihengjileliangsheng。
xiaojinchengzuanquan：“taxiangshuaisiwonver，wodaduantayitiaogebo，guofenma？”
“huabunengzheimeshuo，dangshilaosanyeshiweileniniang！”xiaoeryeshifenkanzhongmianzi。
zheixiongdixiqiangchuanchuqu，tadelaolianhaiyaobuyao？
xiaojinchengmengdizhanqilai，yilianyansudeshuodao：“die，womingbaile。nifangxinba，sheidoumeiyouniheniangzhongyao，mingtianzhongwu，zheijianshiwoyidinghuijinimenyigejiaodaide。”
shuowan，xiaojinchengjiujingzhihuiledongwuqule，liuxialemianmianxiangqudejiren。
xiaojinshantiaobo：“dienikanjianleba？xianzaidageyanjinglidoumeiyounile！”
“bizui！nihaiyoulianshuo？nixiangshuaisirenjiaguinv，tabudanidasheia？”
xiaoeryehenglexiaoerziyiyan。
takebushilaopozi，yikexinbujiangdaolidepiantanxiaoerzi。
xiaojinshanlianshangshanshande：“dienikannizheihuashuode，niganggangbuyeshuole，woshiweilewoniangma？”
xiaoeryelandedalita，ershixunwenyizhichenmobushuohuadeererzi：“jinminga，nikannidagezheishishenmeyisia？”
zhangxiangkusixiaoeryedexiaojinmingmolemozijinaodai，shengyinwengwengde：“buzhidao。”
xiaoeryeyikouqichadianmeitishanglai。
zheisangeerzidangzhenshigeyoutese。
laoda“sha”，laoermen，laosantaijian！yejiulaoerrangtashengshengxin，kelaoerjiali......
更坑！
guanjianshi，jiulaoerzheixingzi，tagenbenjiuzhiwangbushangtaa。
xiaoeryefanzaodejiangerzidouganzoule，ranhouditoukanzhejizijixijiaodelaotaipo，dishengzhufu：
“haohaojilaodaxifusihouyuezi，biereshi。”
xiaolaotaitaifanbaiyan：“woyigedangpopode，haiderangzheerxifubei？”
xiaoeryefanzao：“rangnisihounijiusihou，naneimeduoshi？nibuzhidao......”
laodazheiliangkouzi......
zhihouxiaobubuyoutingleyihui，zuanhuilezijidequtili。
gangganghuidaoshentili，jiutingjianniangqinxiaozheshuo：“nizheizhuyibucuo，wokansheihaiganshuonisha。”
小咘咘疑惑脸。
什么主意哇？
怎么不告诉咘咘？
啊呜，好困。
zheijuxiaoshentitaibujinzhetengla。
meiyihuibubujiuyinweilinghunchuqiaodesunhao，erchenchendeshuileguoqu。
rishengyueluo，jimingniaojiao。
xiaojiaxiaoyuanyantonglishengqiniaoniaoyanhuo，renmenzhujianmangliuleqilai。
ererxizhaoshiqinkuaideshaoleyiguoreshui，rangjialidehaizixishu，ranhouzijiaozhouluobingchaocai，mangdetuantuanzhuan。
“dasao，wojinishengdezhouchoudehen，haijinidanduzhuleyiwanhongtangjidan，kuaichidian，haohaobubu。”
xingdongjian，zhaoshishouwanchuyidaoqingzishanghenlulechulai。
xinpeiniangzhoumeiwendao：“nizuotianhuiniangjia，youbeidale？”
zhaoshiyileng，ranhoufeikuaidewangxiabalaxiuzi，zhegaishangkou，mianqiangyixiao：“meiyou，dasaoniyoushihanwo，wohaiyoubushaohuoni。”
suiranzuotianxiaoeryeshiranglaotaitaisihouyuezi，kexiaolaotaitaizenmeken？
zhijiejiubazheihuojiaojileererxi，dangranle，liliwaiwaidehuojiyebunengbugan！
xiaoqinglinshengxiazijidebankuaibingnalejinlai：“niang，niduochidian，haohaobubu。”
ranhounaonaotou，xiaoshengdiwendao：“niang，weishenmebubangbangershena？”
二婶多可怜啊。
zhengtianjiushiganhuo，kepianpianhaidebudaoyijuhaohua，jialisheidounengqifuta。
xinpeiniangqueyaoyaotoushuo：“niershenzijilibuqilai，bierenzenmebangdoushiwuyongde。haiburudengbidaojixian，tazijibaofale，neishihouzanmenzaibangmangcaiguanyong。”
huahenputong，kehuazhongquedayoushenyi。
zheixieweirenchushidedaoli，xinpeiniangyezairichangshenghuozhong，diandianshentoujizijideerzi。
xiaoqinglinyanjingshanleshan，diandiantou：“niang，womingbaile。”
“zheibingnichileba，niangzheilihaiyouhongtangjidanni。”xinpeiniangnalishederangerziezhe？
xiaoqinglinjianniangdewanlizhouyechoudehen，bianyemeiyoujianchi，zijiyedequeedehen。
niangliangjiukaishishangliangzheguojitianquchengfujixiaoqingankanyanjingdeshiqing。
kuaidaozhongwushifen，yuanzilixiangqilezhenzhenjiaobusheng。
ranhoujiushixiaojinchengzhongqishizudeshengyin：“die，zheishiwozhaolaidexianren，hennengqiasuan。”
zhengzaibianluokuangdexiaoeryemangrandezouguolai，wendao：“nizheishi......”
xiaojincheng：“niheniangbushixiangxinzheigema？neiwoxunsizaizhaoyigexianrenjizanmenjiaqiasuanyixia。”
mingxianrenyebuguanxiaoeryeshigeshenmetaidu，naleqian，taziranzhidaozenmebanshi。
yifanqiasuan，youshuolejijianshiqing，dangjijiurangxiaoeryeqinpeiwubi。
“xianrenninzheishuodeketaizhunlea。ninkanwomenjiazuijinhendaomei，youxianrenshuoshiwozheidasunnvkewojialaopozi，ninkanzhei......”
xiaoeryeyiliangongjingdexunwen。
mingxianrenshouzhiniesuanleyifan，hurandajingshisedao：“feiye！dacuotecuo！nijiadequeyouyigesaobaxing，danquebingfeisunnv，ershichushengyuxinchounianjiuyuechuliuchenshiyikedeneigeren！”
肖二爷脸色一僵。
zheishengchen，zenmeneimexiangtaxiaosunzi？！
wuzilidexiaolaotaitaiyeganmangpaochulai，shoushanghaizhanzhemianhua，jingchadewendao：
“xianrenshifounongcuole？”
ketamencongmeijianguozheigexianren，duifangquelianjinshanerzibaogenchushengdeshichendoushuodefenhaobucha！
tajialaosandoujibuqingchuzijierzibaogenchushengdejutishichen，wairenzenmekenengqingchu？
这人太神了吧？
mingxianrenlenghengyisheng，fuxiushuodao：“buxin？neijiudengzheqiaoba。woqiasuanzhe，buchuyigeshichen，nijiajiuhuimeiliangtiaoxingming！”
ranhouyouduizhexiaojinchengnaohuodeshuodao：“jirannijiabuxinwo，neilaofuzoujiushile！”
shuowan，jingjingzhidelikaile！
xiaoeryedajingshise，likeqianquzulan，sheizhidaohaimeikaikou，wuziliyourennazhedongxichonglechulai。