第3章:怎么能让人挖老父亲的坟呢?

yayatingdaoluxingfengshuoshenmezheirenyoulaidawo,haoqidiwen:“sheiyaodani?”

luxingfengshuolezhibopkdeshiqing:“zheigemoshi,kanderenhuiduo,ranhoushualiwuderenyehuiduo,danshizongshishu,wohenmeimianzia。”

yayadagaimingbaileluxingfengdeyisi。

zhibojianrenduo,neibujiudaibiaosanqingguandeqianzaixiangkeyebianduole?

yushi,yayaxiaomimidishuo:“neijiupkya,bupa,yayabangni。”

xiaonaituanzitingxiongtaitou,biaoqinglaojiaoaole。

luxingfengkanleyanyaya:“niyijingbangwohenduolerangwozhangfenbushao,danruguoyaoyingzheigeren,chufeiahuadaolizuanhuoquan。”

yizhipazaidishangdeahua,tingdaoluxingfengdehua,huranzhanqilaichongzheyayaaowuyisheng,satuijiupao。

yayazhoumei:“nibaahuahepaole。”

luxingfeng:“neixianzaizenmeban?”

“meishi,womenxianpk,zaixiangbanfa!”

kanyayayilianrenzhen,luxingfengtanlekouqi。suanle,buguanle,simadanghuomayi,shishikanba,diulianyebushiyitianliangtianle,dangzhubojiushiyaohoulianpi。

“womenzhaogedifangzuozhebo。”luxingfengshuozhe,kanpangbianyougecaocongbijiaoganjing,yipiguzuozaishangmian。

yayajianle,ganmangdao:“ei,luxingfeng,kuaiqilai。”

luxingfengbumingjiulidizhanleqilai,jiujiandaoyayashenshou,congtaganggangzuodedifangjiuchuyitiaoshe。neitiaosheshenshangyouheibaihuanzhuangbanwen,youdianxiang……

“aaaaa,yinhuanshe!!!”luxingfenghededajiao。

zheisheshilongguozuidudedushe,yaotayikou,budaoshifenzhongtajiugepile!

[yanwang:shishenmedongxizaiwomianqianshanlelianghui?]

[wolegedou,luxingfengjiuzheishuipinghaigandaoshenshanlaolintanxian,zhenjiuyaohongbuyaominga,bushiyayatayijingsilelianghuile。]

[woyuelaiyuehaoqizheigeyayadaodishishenmeshenfenle,jilaohushuayayejiusuanle,juranhaishouzhuayinhuanshe!]

guanzhonghaoqi,genluxingfengdapkdegebiwanggeyehaoqi。

tazhengduizijidefensishuohua。

“shizheiyangzi,qishiwohaishizaihuaiyiluxingfengtazuojia。shuobudingpangbiandoushilvmu,zheihuamiandoushihechengde。buyaohuaiyi,luxingfengyouzheigeshili!”

gebiwanggedefensidoubiaoshibuxin。

luxingfengyaoshiyouzheigeshili,haidangshenmefensicaiyiwanbudaodexiaozhuboa?zuoneizhongtexiaoshipin,haiyaozuodezheimezhenshi,shaoshuojiqianwandeqianwanglimianshaoba?

gebiwanggekanzhezijizhibojiandedanmu,xinliwuyu。

qishitayejuedeluxingfengyoubing。fangzhehaohaodelujiawushaoyebudang,chulaidangxiaozhubo。

“dajiajiudengzhewodajiaba,wolianzheigeqiguaidexiaonvhaiyiqichaichuan!”shuowanzheihua,gebiwanggecaidakaipkpindaodeyuyin。

taxianshigenluxingfengdalezhaohu,ranhoucaigenyayashuohua。

“xiaopengyou,gaosushushu,nijinnianjisuile?”

yayashenchusangebanshouzhitou:“yayasansuibane。”

“e,nigangcainiedeneitiaoshekanqilaihaoheren,shouganzenmeyang?woshishuomoqilaishenmeganjue?”

yayaguaiguaihuida:“shedangranmoqilaibingbingliangliangdeya。”

gebiwanggexinxiang:zhenshi,jiashezenmekenengbingbingliangliang?zheixiaopihaihaitinghuiyan。

tajiezhewen:“nigangcaiweishenmehuizaineilikandaoluxingfeng?nizhuzaizheilima?nizhidaozheiershinalima?”

“zheiershisanqingshana,yayashisanqingguanguanzhu。”

“三清观是什么?”

“是道观哦~”

“daoguanguanzhu?neinibujiushixiaodaoshima?”

“shiya,woshixiaodaoshi。”

kuaiwenkuaidalehaobantian,zhongyuzhaodaoleloudong。gebiwanggelehehediyixiao,wenchutajuedehenzhimingdewenti:“shushutingshuodaoshidounengqiahuisuan,nihuima?”

[hahaha,wanggehaoxilia,yixiaqiazhulexiaopianzidemingmai!xiaodaoshinidaoshisuanguaa,suanbuchulainijiushule!]

[jiushia,kanzheixiaopihaihaizenmebeitaici。]

[delebanimen,bieqifuyigexiaohaizia,dengxiarenjiakulezenmeban?]

guanzhongdouyiweiwanggezhaodaolepozhan,zhengkaixinshiquetingjianyayahuileju:“yayahuiqiasuana,nibabajiushizaiheshezaiyikuaier,niyaoshixiangzhidaosheshibushibingbingliangliang,keyiquwenta。”

gebiwanggetinglezheihua,hahadaxiao:“delebani,xiaohaierbieluannengshuohua,wobabasannianqianchuchehuoqushile,woqianbujiuhaijiwobasaomuleni。”

guanzhongyegenzhewanggeyiqixiao。

[luxingfengnizhaodezheixiaoyanyuanbuxinga,zenmerenjiawanggedebabadoumeile,zenmegenshewan?]

[jiushijiushi,luxingfeng,weilehuozhenshibuzeshouduan。]

luxingfengkandaozheili,yejuedezheji。tazanshiguandiaolezhibojianzheibiandemai,ranhouyansudeduiyayashuo:“yaya,nisuiranshiwodejiumingenhai,danshibuhuisuankeyibusuan。pkshulewoyemeiguanxi,nibuyongzheiyangguyisahuang。”

yayazhidaoluxingfengbuxiangxinziji,xiaozheshuo:“biedanxin,yayabuhuishuocuode,nidengzhejiuxingleya。”

luxingfengkanyayajianchi,tanlekouqi。

suanle,fanzhengjiusuanyayabeizheixiewangyouwangpu,tayenengdaiyayahuijia,rangjialihuzheyaya。

“haoba,suibiannishuoba。”

陆行风又打开了麦。

gebiwanggekanluxingfengdemaikaile,xiaozhechaofeng:“zenmele?jinjiduijubenni?”

gebiwanggehuagangshuowan,yayajiukaikoule:“meiyoujubenya,nibabajiushizaihesheyiqi,buxinnirangrenbafenwakaikankan。tazheigeyue,bushiyizhijinituomengma?”

gebiwanggeyileng:“tuomeng?nishishuowomengjianwoba?”

shanggeyueshiqingmingjie,tahuilaojiajilaofuqinfenqianshaolezhiqian。shaowanhuijiahou,meitianzuomengdoukanjianlaofuqinzaichuangqianduizijitanqi。

tayiweishitataisinianfuqincaihuizheiyang,kexianzaizuomengmengjianlaofuqindeshiqingbeiyigexiaonaiwashuozhong,shiqingjiuyoudianbujiandanle。

nandaoduifangzhendehuiqiasuan?

bububu,bukeneng。wangluoshangzuichumingdewusuixiaoheshangyezhishihuidianwushueryi,sheiganshuozijinengqiahuisuanma?neishixuanmenshufaleibiededongxile。

“wosuanchulaideya。”xiangshizhidaogebiwanggezaixiangshenme,yayayibenzhengjing,“nixianzaihuinilaojiaxuyaotaizhangshijianla,jiuyongneigejiaozuoshoujidedongxi,jinimencunziliderendadianhua,rangtamenbanibabadefenwakaikankanjiuzhidaole。”

gebiwanggezhoumei:“wawobadefen?nizheixiaohaiyoumaobingba,shanglaijiurangwowawobafen。”

[jiushia,zenmenengrangrenzijilaodiedefenni?]

[yaoshizhenwafenle,zhengmingbulewanggedelaobazaigenshewan,neisheifuzea?]

[luxingfeng,guanhaonizhaolaidexiaohaia,bunengluanshuohuade。]

bieshuoxianchangguanzhongbuxiangxinyaya,luxingfengqishiyebutaixin。shanglaijiushuoyaorangrenjiajiqindiewafen,queshiguofen。

dantashijiangyiqideluxingfeng,xianzainapayayashuocuole,tayebunengsong!

yushi,luxingfengkaikoudao:“nimenzijishuoyaoyayazhengmingtanengsuan,xianzaiyoushuobunengwafen,neihaizenmewan?haishishuo,wanggehaiyouwanggedefensimendouzheimewanbuqi?”

“yaobuzheiyang,wachulaiyayashuodedui,wanggenikaixiaohaorangwomenzheichangpkying。yaoshiyayashuocuole,neiwodayingwanggeyigeyaoqiu!”

[shenmea?wanggeyinglejiujinimensongqian,nijiudayingwanggeyigeyaoqiu?luxingfengniyaobuyaolian。]

[xiaosi,meijianguoluxingfengzheimehouyanwuchideren。]

[niyejiwanggehuaqiana,niyigeyaoqiunengzhijigeqian?wangge,kuairangluxingfenghuanduzhu!]

guanzhongranghuanduzhu,gebiwanggequexiaochulesheng。

tadeyaoqiubuzhiqian,danluxingfengbeihoukeshiyoulushijituanzongcailuxingzhou。yaoshizheiyaoqiunengheluxingzhouguagou,neijiazhikegaolequle。

“nanrenzenmenengwanbuqi?luxingfeng,zheikeshixianchangzhibo,shuohuasuanhuaa,wogennidule。jiudangwoyaojiwobaqianfen,huangefengshuibaodizaimaiyici!”

meishierwafenwanqueshibuxing,danshishiweileqianfen,neijiumeiwentile。

gebiwanggezheimeanweiziji,dangchangjiliuzaicunlidexiongdidadianhua。neixiongdiyexuezhetagaolegezhanghaozhibo,zhanghaojiao“xiangcunliuge”,zhibodedoushixiexiangcunshenghuo,zhangfenhenman。

yitinggebiwanggeshuoyaotabangmangwawanggelaobafen,liugejuedezheiyeshigechumingzhangfendejihui,yaoqiuyejiaruzhibolianxian。