第5章:你爸爸的病芽芽能治哦

fensishudaolebaiwandewangge,yijingxiaoyouzichanle。shuoyibaiwandeshihou,suiranyoudianroutong,danyebushifubuqi。

zhibojiandeguanzhongyerenbuzhushuo:[zheimezhun,wojuedexiaodaozhangdeshougehaojishiwan。]

yayaqueyaoleyaotou:“buyonge,buyongneimeduo,666kuaiqianyigua,suanfengshui999kuai,zheimeduogoula。”

“666jia999,neibushi1665?zheimedian,kekeke。”yizhipangtingmeiyouchahuadeluxingfengchadianmeibeizijidekoushuiqiangsi,“kekeke,jiushouzheidianqian?zheidianqiangouganmade?”

yayaxiao:“zheiqiangoupinghengyinguola,wanggegenniyouyuan,ranhoucaichengleyayadeyouyuanren。tazoulecaiyunyihou,jingchangsancaihuoqugongde,zheiyeshitadebabanenggentatuomengdeyuanyine。”

“shebenshuyin,yaoshizaitababadeshigushangchenglejing,houmianyoumengdonghairen,zheiyinguojiuhuiluodaotababashenshang,yingxiangyinde。”

“zhishixiamianheshangmianbunengyouguoduodelianxi,suoyitababacaibunengzijishuochulai。”

[sancaihuoqugongde,yisishiwanggejuankuanzuohaoshima?zhiqianlinchengdahongshui,wanggejuanlexiao10wan,qunianchuanchengyoudizhen,yejuanle20wandewuzi。]

[wojuedeshizheigedaoli,yisishizuohaoshiyoufubaoshiba?]

[danshiqianzenmefua?]

wanggebeirenyitixing,yeganmangwenyaya:“xiaodaozhang,qianzenmefujini?zhuanzhangma?”

yayadiantou:“zhuanba。”

wanggejiugenluxingfengsiliao,zhuanle1665kuaiqianguoqu。

shoudaoqianle,yayakanlexiazhouweihuanjing。ranhoutadianlegeweizhi:“zuobian10li,youxiaotupohuanrao,haiyoushuiliu,yishanbangshui,duiyuwanggejialilaishuo,shifujinzuihaodeweizhile。”

liugezoudaoneigeweizhiyihou,zeixixiyixiao:“nei,xiaodaozhang,wojiadefenkebukeyiyeqiandaozheililai?”

yayayaotou:“nimenkebiehuluandazhuyie,wanggebabamingliwuxingxiangsheng,zhiyoutuheshuizheiliangyangruoyidian,yayacaitiaoxuanzheigedifangde。”

liugeyileng,ganmangyoushuo:“neixiaodaozhangnengbunengjiwoyesuansuan?womenyesuanyouyuanba?”

yayaweixiao:“niheyayayuanfenshangqian,jianyinijinrikaishiduoduozisheng。”

liugedelianseshunjianbianle。

wanggedengleliugeyiyan:“nishibushihaimeigainineigemaobing?”

liugeganmangqiurao:“wangge,nishiwoqinge!”

kandaozhibojiandeguanzhongdouzaiwen,qizhonghaiyoutadefensi。liugezhoumeikanleyanyaya,yanshenbutaiyoushan。

kanwanyaya,taganmangshuo:“dilidehuoerhaimeiganwan,woxianxiabole,zaijian。”

gebiwanggetanlekouqi,lianseyebushihenhaodishuo:“jintianxiexienile,luxingfeng,haiyouyayaxiaodaozhang,wohaiyaoganhuilaojiaqianfen,xianxiabole。”

连线结束。

luxingfengyikantaiyangkuaiyaoxiashanle,yegenguanzhongshuolezaijian:“woluyingdedongxidoudiule,xianzaidexiashanquzhaodifangshuijue,xianbubole。”

[aaaa,biezaijiana,haixiangkanyayaxiaodaozhangsuangua。]

[就是就是。]

yayazheishihoushuoleju:“buyongzhaodifangshuila,tiansezheimewanle,niheyayayiqihuidaoguanshuiba。”

“zhendekeyima?”luxingfengshuangyanfaliang。

xianzaizhibojianguanzhongduiyayazheimehaoqi,tayaoshizhiboyixiadaoguandeyangzi,kendingnengzaizhuayiboredu!

yayadiantou:“dangrankeyila。”

xiaonaituanzishengyintiantiande,xinliquexiang:yaoshinizoulebuhuilaile,dayingdexianghuoqianbuji,neijiumafanla!

luxingfengbuzhidaoyayaxinlizaixiangshenme,haiyiweishiyayadanxintayejianxiashanbuanquan。

zhengyaoxiexieyaya,shoujilijinledianhua。

luxingfengdianjijieting,dianhualichuanlaidagetouzhebeishangdeshengyin:“xingfeng,nikuaidianhuijiaba,bakanlenibeilaohuzhuideshipin,turanhunmibuxing。xianzaizainiergedeyiyuanzuowanlejiancha,danshimeichachulaishishenmeyuanyin。nikuaihuilai,babingdaozhiqian,haidianjizheyaobanijiehuijia!”

yayaerduohenling,tingdaoleluxingfengdianhualideneirong。

taxiaoshouqiasuanleyifan,meitouzhouqi。

“luxingfeng,ninengrangnidagehebabayegenyayazhiboma?nibabadebingyayanengzhie。”

luxingfengyuanbenshibuxiangxinzijialaobahunmibuxingzheijianshide,keyayaxianzaichahua,tacaijingjuezheicilaobabushizaizhuangbingpiantahuijia。

yixiazi,luxingfenghuangle。

taganmangwenzijiadage:“dage,wozheibianyougelihaidexiaodaoshi,shuonengjiulaoba。”

dianhuaneitouchuanlailujialaosiluxingyundedajiaosheng:“laowu,nidezhibowomendoukanle,neigexiaohaisuanchulairenjialaobafenlimianyoushe,queshiyoudianbenshi,danxianzailaobashishengbingle,nizenmeyetingtade?zaizenmeshuotayeshigexiaohaia!”

luxingzhouyeshuo:“luxingfeng,bierangwomendouduinishiwang,madeyanjingdoukuzhongle,haipanzhenikuaidianhuijia。”

luxingfengtinglelianggegegedehua,weiweiququ:“dagesige,woyedanxinlaoba。yishengshuojiubule,neirangyayaxiaodaozhangjiuyixiayemeiguanxiba?wanyiyouyongni?”

dianhuaneitou,lulaofurentingdaolexiaoerzidaizhekuqiangdeshengyin,xinruanle。

bukefouren,zhibolideneigexiaonvhai,queshisuanzhunlenanzhuboshenshangfashengdeshiqing,shuobudingduifangshizhendeyousuandaoshenmeleni?

tazhaoluxingzhouyaoleshouji,wenroudao:“xing,xingfenga,magennikaizhibo。”

luxingzhoujianmuqinyijingdaying,zhinengtuiyibu:“ma,zanmenbunengkaizhibo,haishiliangeshipinba,zongbunengneigexiaodaoshi,bukaizhibojiusuanbuchulaiba?”

tingdaodageshuozhikaishipin,luxingfengzhinengheyayadashangliang。

“yayaxiaodaozhang,wogeshuozhinengdashipinbunengkaineiyangdezhibo,zhiyoutamennengkanjianni,meiguanxima?”luxingfengyijingtingchululaofurenkudesangzidouyale,zuoweierzi,tadeyankuangyezaifahong。

talikaijiadeshihou,genlaobadachaoleyijia,ruguolaobazhendechushi,neizheijiushitagenlaobadezuihouyicijianmianle。

yayakanluxingfengkuaikule,shenchuxiaoshou:“zhiyaonengrangwokanjian,jiumeiguanxie。”

tingleyayazheihua,luxingfengguanlezhibo,jietongshipindeshoujididaoyayashoushang。

yayanazheshouji,diyishijiankanjiandejiushigecimeishanmudefuren。tadingzhefurendemeiyankanlehuier,erbianchuanlaifurendetiwen:“xiaodaozhang,ninxuyaowozenmezuo?”

“nirangwokanjianshengbingdelaorenjiajiuhaola。”yayashuo。

lulaofurendiandiantou,bashexiangtouduizhunlebingchuangshangdelulaoyezi。

bingfanglideluxingzhoudengren,kandaolulaofurenzhendezhaozheyayadezhishizuole,yigegedouchenzhelian。

sheiyebuxiangkandaozijidelaomuqin,weilefuqindeanwei,tingyigexiaohaidehua。