第1章 穿越了

“diaohouerzuosidexiaobieduzi,zheibaninengde,haixuehuixunsihehurenle,zhuangqiangsuanshanengnaiya?younengnainiqumoboziqu,baozhengyimoyigesi,yaomeniqutiaojingqu,zheishidonglayuedejiusuanyanbusiniyezhunbaonengdongsini……”

hanyaogangyixinglai,erbianjiuchuanlaiyizhencierdemasheng,tahuanhuandechengkaiyanpi,yiyanjiukandaogehuanghuangshoushoudelaopozi,chuanzheyijianerhuipupudedaguazi,zhengchazheyaochongzijimani。

“womenlaohanjiayanghuonimenzheimeduonian,chilewomenjiaduoshaoliangmi,bujiaowoerziyangzhenimen,nimenjigexiao**zaogennimenneigemeiyongdeniangesidadaoshangle……xianzaijiaonijiageren,nijiuxunsimihuodezuo,niduideqiwomenjiama?”

“zaishuo,jiunizheiyangde,renjiazhangerlvzikenyaonijiubucuole,nihaizuohouerdiaodingdeshuaqilaile?yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,jiunizhangneifujianzuihousaidesiyangzi,gengedamahaoziside,chulezhangerlvzizheiyangdeguanfunengyaoni,shengxiadehaorenjiasheiyuanyiqunizheiyangdea?hainanigerendangxiangboboni,wopei……”

xingchoudetuomopadeyixiatudaolianshang,hanyaogandaoshifendeexin,tachilidetaiqishou,moleyibalianshangdetuomo,chongzheneigemadezhengqijingerdelaopoziheleyisheng:“gun!”

“aiya,aiyaya,nishuosha?nizaishuoyibian?”

laopozitingdaohanyaomachude“gun”zi,xiangbeijingdaoleside,yiduieryanzhuzichadianerdengtuokuangle。

hanyaoyanedekanletayiyan,pinjingquanshendeliqi,dashengdao:“woshuo,nijiwogun——”

“aiyouwodeniangya?nigexiaobzaiziganmawo?fanle,fanle……”laopoziqidezhiduosuo,zhuanzhuanmomodeyaonaxunmozhetiaozhou。“womenlaohanjiayanglenishijinian,jingyangchugebaiyanerlanglai,liannainaidouganmale,nidengzhe,nigexiaochushengjiwodengzhe——”

laopozixunmolebantian,zhongyuzaikanggalaneierjiaotajizhaodaolesaokangtiaozhou,tayibazhuaqitiaozhou,xuanfengersidechongdaohanjiayaomianqian,zhizhehanyaodebizijianermadao:“nigeshengkoubadaodexiao**,jinerfeijinidianerlihaichangchangbuke,burannijiubuzhidaosheishinainaisheishisunzile!”

shuohuajian,tajuqigebojiuyaolunxiaqu。

zhishi,meidengtiaozhougedaluoxialai,hanyaozaojiutilibuzhi,touyiwaihunleguoqu。

“zhuang,nijiwozhuang……”

laopoziyikanhanyaohunguoqule,diyigexiangfajiushihanyaoweiletaobizheidundaguyizhuangde,danshizaikanhanyaodelianshi,youjuedebuxiang。

zhijiankangshangdeshaonv,liansecanbai,yidongbudongdetangzaineier,toushangbaozhedezangxixidebutiaozizishang,xuejihaizaihuanhuandekuodazhe。

tayouyuleyixia,xiangdaolaozhangjiaxujitaneiyibaijinbaomimianziheyibaikuaiqian,zhongyuliaoxialegebo。

haishibiedale,wanyizhenbazheiyatoudasile,shangnaqunaneiyibaijinbaomimianziheyibaikuaiqiandepinliqua?

“heng,zheicisuanshibianyinile,buguonijiwotingzhe,nigenzhangerlvzideqinshiyijingdingxiale,layuechuqichengqin,chufeinizhensile,buranyoukouqier,jiudejiwojiadaolaozhangjiaqu……”

mawan,laopozifengfenghuohuodezoule……

**

hanyaozaicixinglaishi,yijingshibangwanshifenle,tazhengkaiyan,mangrandekanzheyanqiandeyiqie。

heihuhudefangding,wudingmeiyoudiaopeng,luzaiwaimiandechuanzishanghaiguazhetahui,daliangshangguazheyichuanganlajiaohejigeshaigandebaomibangzi,douluoletinghoudeyicenghui。

muzhituoqidechuanghukuangzi,shangmiandingzheyikuaikuaifangfangzhengzhengdelaoshiboli,nizhidechuangtaishang,baizhegewapen,buguolimianzaidebushihua,ershiyipenzidacong,zhangdeyuyucongcongde,daoshihenshuiling。

zhiyutaziji,zhenggaizheyigexiangtuqixijizhongdelvdieryinhonghuabeizi,tangzaiyipuyingbangbangdekangshang,kangshaobaizhebeifangnongcunchangjiandekangjuer,kangjuerdepangbianerhaiyouyigesifangsijiaodekangzhuoer……

tabilebiyanjing,yishidaozijiyijingchuanyuele,cong2018chuanyuedaole1972nian,congyigesanshiduosuidedalingshengnvchuanyuedaoleyigezhiyoushiwusuidexiaoguniangdeshenshang!

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danshi,xianzaishixinshehuile,jiangjiunannvpingdeng,yejiushishuoyatouyeyoujichengjiachandequanli,jiusuantazaixiangbahanmingxiujiadefangziqiangjitadasunzizhuyebuxing,shangtoubuyunxu。

yushi,laotaitaizhuomoleyizhenzi,zhongyuxiangchulegeliangquanqimeidehaofazi——neijiushibahanmingxiujiachuqu,zhiyaosiyatoujiachuqule,tajiadefangzibujiudetazheigedang***shuolesuanlema?

erqiehainenglaodaoyibipinli,jianzhizaihuasuanbuguole。

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