第一章 该死的穿越

“niang,meimeiyiranshibuxingle,nizaikuyounengzenmeyang?yizhewoshuo,ganjinchuzhilehoushiyaojin,burantazoudeyebuansheng。”

“zheiyaowokezenmehuoa!laotianyea,nigancuibawodemingnaqu!nawodemingqua!duozouwoerzidemingyouyaobawonverdaizou!!wuwuwu……haohaoerdezenmejiudiaodaoxuanyaxiabianqule!”

caozakurangdeshengyinyouyuanjijin。

taoyuqingganjueshenziqingpiaopiaode,feilidebayanjingzhengkaileyitiaofeng。

mianrongkugaodezhongnianfuren、yanmaojingguangdejiaoxiaofunv,liangrenkandaotazhengkaiyanjingqishuashuayileng。

“玉卿啊!!”

zhongnianfurenkuangxizhepuguolaibaozhutaoyuqinghaotaodaku,yimiankuyimianxiao。

tabeihouyanhanjingguangdefunvyizhanglianquejisubailexiaqu,yilianjingkongbuyidemoyanglianlianhoutui,suihouyanmouxiongguangbixian。

shentidetengtonggaosutaoyuqingtahaihuozhe,ketamingmingjidefeijishishile,zenmeyizhengyanjiudaozheimegedifangle?

下一瞬。

xiongyongdejiyixiangchaoshuiyiyangxijuanerlai,qiqituijizhetaoyuqingdenaodai。

tashibeineigeliansecangbaidenvrentuixiaxuanyade。

taoyuqingyongyoulexuduobushuyuzijidejiyi,yenongmingbailezheishizenmeyihuishi。

tachuanyuele,zheijushentidezhurenyejiaotaoyuqing,shitaojiagouyigepingfandaobunengzaipingfandenongnv。

pazaitashenshangkudeshangqibujiexiaqideshitamuqinwangshi,zhanzaichuangbianlianlianhoutuiyilianjinghedeshitadesaoziliushi。

jigeshichenqiantazhizixiaomaohudefaleyere,wangshipayougeshenmehaodaibianyaotaoyuqingquzijiaguoyuanbasaoziliushijiaohuilai,zheijitianliushiyizhizaiguoyuanlishouye,fangzheyourentouguozi。

tamenjiakedoupanzheguozishutoulenaquzhenshangmailehaotianxiejiayong。

heitianyelidetaoyuqingzhuangzhedanzimojinleguoyuan,haorongyizhaodaodademupengzi,haimeijinqujiutingjian“gezhigezhi”demuchuangsheng,haishigehuanghuaguinvdetaoyuqingnazhidaoneishishenmeshengyin,xinxiasongleyikouqizongsuanshidaodifangle,jiakuaijiaobuguoqule。

jieguozoujinletingjiansaozihenghengjijide,xinsidanchundetaoyuqinghaidangshitayanzhele,maijinqujiuwangchuangshangpai,zheiyipaibudele,modaowenreyituanrou。

“aiyowodeniangyonaoguila!!yougeshoumowo!!”

nanrenshayadeshengyinyingshengdajiao,wuwuzhazhacongliushishenshanggunlexialai,shenshoujiutaohuozhezi。

putengtengdehuomiaozhongtaoyuqingkanqinglemupenglideyiqie。

chishenluotideliushitoufasanluan,yilianchunqingyanmoudaiguangdetangzaichuangshang,congtashenshanggunxialaidejingranshicunzilixiangchuanbazimingyingkefukemukeqikezideguanggunerhuzi。

“ni……nigebuyaoliandechangfu!”

taoyuqinglishiqidehongleyankuang,duoduosuosuozhizheliushiquemabuchukou,youbeiliangrenchitiaotiaodemoyangsaodelianhong,niutoujiuyaopao。

sheizhidaoliushiyishengjianjiao:“bunengrangtapaole!tapaolewomenjiuwanle!!”

liushihenanrensuibiancheleyifutaoshangjiuquzhuitaoyuqingle,meiliangbudaolexuanyagouzibianershang,taoyuqingbeiduzhuhoutuilexiaqu。

buzhidaoshiyinweihuiyihaishiyuanzhudeyuanqi,taoyuqingsisiqiazhuleshouxin,tazhangzuiyaoma,quehuranfaxianzijishuobuchulaihuale。

“……aa……a!”

zheigefaxianrangtaoyuqinghuangleshener,yerangliushijingxibuyi。

“meimeinizenmele?zenmeshuobuchuhuale?!”

pushanglaisisizhuazhutaoyuqingdeshou,liushijiaoxiaodeshentidangzhulewangshideshixian,“niang,nikuaiqubaxiaomaoqianbujiujingzheshikaideyaojimeimeijianlenonglai,wokantashihezhele!”

meiyouzhuxingudewangshibeizheimeyitixing,shoumangjiaoluandeqishenjiuchonglechuqu。

taoyuqingmorankanzheliushi,dengzhekantayaoganshenme,bianshijitashigedanzigujitayebuganzaijiadongshou。

“meizi,wozhidaonixinlishengqi,zhishinixiangxiang,nigedousiduojiule,zanmenjialiangenanrenyemeiyou,wozongdexiangxiangfazi,nibukanzaiwodemianyekanzaixiaomaodemianshang。”

“yaoshizheishitongchuqu,tazhangdalekezenmetaitou?suhuashuodehao,jiachoubukewaiyang……”

“啪!”

taoyuqingyijingtingbuxiaqule,yongjinhunshenliqicainengyangshouhenhenshuailezheigebuyaoliandenvrenyierguang。

简直无耻之尤!

taoyuqingdegegeshizhansishachangde,shoudaozheigexiaoxihoutaomuwangshiyunyihuixingyihui,xingyihuikuyihui。

tabushigekeboderen,zaisangerdebeitongzhongxingguolaihoudiyishijianjiuheerxifuliushishanglianglegaijiadeshi。

xiaomaojiuliuzaitaojia,talaiquziyou。

dangshiliushipaizhexiongfuyaotiwangfushouguayanghuopomu,wangshihetaoyuqingyeganjilehaoyizhenzi。

zhishizheiyiniantianzhidaotamenshizenmeguolaide。

liushizaitaojiachenglebawang,meilihaiyaoqiangsanfen,wangshibenlaijiumeizhuxingu,taoyuqingyoushigeruanxingzi,sheiguandezhuta?

jialichideyongdedoushitashuolesuan,pingshidanfanwangshimunvduochiyikuaizicaiyeyaozhisangmahuai,gengbietinongtianlidehuole。

shuohaodeyanghuosihouponiang,rujinjingfanguolaile,taoyuqingmunvliangbaitianxiadi,wanshanghaiyaochenzhelvdousidedengyouxiuxiupin,yishuangyanjingjihuaoxiale,zhiyinweiliushishuopafeidengyou。

rujinxiangxiang,zhenglaideqianyebuzhidaobeitatiedaoshenmedifangqule。

liushizaimeixiangdaotaoyuqinggandatade,lianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhende,shenseyoufennuzhuanweiyunnu,zuizhongyouhouzhelianpixiaolexiao。

“meizidadehao,zhiyaonijieleqizenmedasaozidoucheng,jintianwanshangnikanjiandejiudangzuomeikanjian,saozijiudangnitongyile。”

同意你个大头鬼。

taoyuqingwushengtaishou,yanshenbiyidehuanhuanbichuleyigenzhongzhi。

liushidunshidanu:“ni!hao!zheishinizizhaode!benlainidangzuomeikanjianshenmeshidoumeiyou,jirannijingjiubuchichifajiu,neijiubieguaiwole!”

liushibuzhidaotaoyuqingneigeshoushishishenmeyisi,dantakandechulaineibushishenmehaoyisi,tadebiaoqingshuomingleyiqie。

zaijialiyijingbadaoguanledeliushiyebupale,niutoujiuzou,fanzhengtaoyuqingyijingyale,taheerhuzideshijiubuhuiyourenzhidaole。

tadehaohaohejihejizenmenongzheigexiaoguzideshi!

liushizouhou,taoyuqingjinbengzhedeshenjingyesongfalexialai。

tashenshoumoxiangzijisangzi。

gujishijingheguodudeshisheng,yishikenenghuifubule。

kanliushineigeyangzi,zheishihaimeiwan,taduzilibuzhidaozaifanjiaoshenmehuaishuini。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,tashoubianhuranmodaoshuxidebinglengxiaoxiangzi。

嗯?