第6章 扮猪吃老虎

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jimingqingjuedingle,shulixiedexushidelefeilao,neikendingbuhuiyoujia,yuanzhuzheiyangxuruodeshentihuiganranshangshishiyoubajiudeshiqing。

zheiduanshijian,tajiudangchucha,bazhaoguxushishanzhong,zaidengzijiganranfeilaosiqu,gujijiunenghuidaoxiandaile。

kedangtajixushizhenwanmai,jiudangchangshihuale。

weishenmeheshulishuodebuyiyang?!

xushizheizhengzhuang,yagenjiubushishenmewuyaokejiudefeilao,zhishikedeyanzhongdianeryi,chidianyaojiunenghao……

yejiushishuo,feilaoersizheifazixingbutongle!

jimingqingtaitousaoleyiyanjijinduanliedefangliang,shangdiaoshidiaobulele。

suanle,yeshebudejizijilaiyidao,tahaishiqumaibalaoshuyaobazijidusiba!

keshizheiyang,huibuhuibaxushizaiqisiguoqu?

“卿儿,卿儿?”

xushichilidinazheshouzaijimingqingyanqianhuangleyihuang,jimingqingcongjiujiezhonghuiguoshenlai,“niang,nishuoshenme?”

“xiangshenmenizheimechushen?”

xushilianaidimozhejimingqingdenaodai,ciaidemuguangdaizhejuanlian,“niangganggangshigennishuo,dengdaolemingri,nibianhuiquqiunizumuliuxiani,daodishiqinsunnv,tabuhuibuyaonide。”

ganggangzaijijiawurenzaiyitashuohua,zheicaihaideqingergenzhetayiqibeiganlechulai,ketayijingshiriwuduo,zenmehainengzaituoleinver?

ruoshihaideqingeryeranshangfeilao,tanapashisileyebudeanning。

jimingqingzhidaoxushiyipiancimuzhixin,queshiyaoleyaotoujujue,“niang,nidedebushifeilao,zhishiputongkesoueryi,yangyangkendingnenghaode。”

“shayatou,niyoubushidafu,niyouzenmezhidao?”

“woyiqiantingzhangpoposhuoguo,feilaohuidaohanxiongtongde,niangnimeiyouzheixiezhengzhuang,zhishiputongkesoueryi。”

jimingqingsuikouhuzhoulegeliyou,zhangpoposhicunlidelaoren,yijingqushisannianduole,xushijiushiyaowenyewucongkaozheng。

“zhen、zhendema?”xushiyouxiejingxi,nverhaizheimexiao,tahechangbuxianghuozhekannverzhangdachujia?

“是真的!”

jimingqingyankuanghanlei,quandao:“niang,wozhiyounile,ruguoniangbuhaoqilai,nandaoyaorenyouwohuidaozumushenbian,qujiajineigezhangmazima?”

xushixinliyitong,muguangqueshibiandejianyi,“hao,niangyidinghuinulihaoqilai,nianghaixiangdengzhenidiehuilai,henidieyiqikanzhenichujiani!”

neigechenshimeirujinzaijingchengkuaihuozheni!

gumozheshijian,neifengxiushugujiyijingzailushang,zheiliangtianjiunengdaole。

kanzhexushixijidemuguang,jimingqingdaodihaishimeirenxinshuochuzhenxiang,chekaixiaoyiquandao:“neiwoqujiniangzhuzhou,niangyaoxianbashentiyanghao,cainengkandaoneiyitian!”

“好好好。”

errenhewanzhouhou,jimingqingsihouxushishuixiahou,jiukaishizhuomoqizenmegaishanshenghuo。

zoushikendingyaozoude,qianyeshikendingshiyaogaode。

jiudangshiliujixushideyidianweijiele。

zheijianfeiwukaojinshan,cunlimeiyourenhuiyishu,shanshangkendingyouhenduoyaocaomeibeicai,tazhunbeiguojitianshangshanqucaiyao,keyijiniangqinzhibing,yekeyinaquhuandianyinqian。

danzheixiezanqiebuxiang,taxianzaizuizhongyaodehaishishoushiwuzi。

zheifeiwuyousijianfang,youliangjianwofang,yijianchufang,haiyougezhengting,fudaigewudidadeyuanzi,ganggangcunlijigeshenziyijingbangtadasaoganjingle,xianxiachulechuanghuloufeng,kaoshanjinlicunziyuan,zheiwuzimeiyoushenmequedian。