xiaohaishuochulediyijuhua：“chuquexiaohuang，qitadouke。”
yunxiaobingmeiyoubeifanbodebuman，xiaohaizirenxingyidiankeyilijie，kanlekantaozaitashenshangdesuihuayishang：“neijiuxiaohuaba，chennideyishang。”
“……”xiaohaizheicaiditou，yingruyanliandeshipinweijichadedahongsuihua，jiangyingdetaitou，shengpingdiyicichuerfaner，yaoyaqiechidao：“qishixiaohuangtinghaode……”
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a，zhendechixiaqule……
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