第1章 你想拥有霸总同款裤衩吗?

“xuzhaozhao,nizhenshirangwogandaoexin,nilianqinsuideyigentoufasidoubibushang。”

“gaosuni,sichanlandazheizhaoduiwoyidianyongdoumeiyou,zheigehun,wobuhuijiede。”

yanqiandenanrenyilianxiane,yanzhongdebiyisihaobuzheyan。

许昭昭一脸茫然。

咋回事?

tazhengxizizidecungouyibaiwanzhunbeitangping,zenmejiudaozheile?

naohailuanzuoyituan,henkuaitajiuzhidaoshiqingdelailongqumai。

tachuanshule,chuanyuechengle《sishiwudujiaoliuxiadeyanleishibeishang》zheibennvewenxiaoshuolihetatongmingtongxingdeedunvpei,yuanzhushigeheihongxiaohua,beinvzhudehougongtuanbidehuobuguosanshizhangjiuxiaxianle。

zhengdangtazhunbeiyinanniuqupaxing,dezhiqizuoyongshangyishenjia,dunshixinranjieshoulezheigesheding。

yanqiandenanrenzhengshishuzhongdenanzhu,shenyan。

tacaibuxiangchengweizheixiediangongdianpoplayzhongdeyihuan。

“哦。”

huiguoshenlai,xuzhaozhaomianwubiaoqingdeyingleyisheng,jinjiezhezhuanshenjiuyaozou。

sheizhibeishenyanyibazhuazhuleshouwan,“xuzhaozhao,wogennishuohuanitingdaomei?!”

“你不要妄想……”

xuzhaozhaoshuaikainanrendeshou,“woshuowozhidaole,zhunimenbainianhaohe,yitaibabao,wokeyizoulema?”

shenyanyoushunjiandecuoe,meiliaodaoyixiangduizijisipilailiandaotiedenvrenturanjianzheimelengmo。

budui,kendingshitayouyoushenmexindeyinmouguijiyaohaisuisui!

xiangzhe,shenyanlengxiaoyisheng,“zhendangwokanbuchuannidexiaobaxi,bieyiweizheiyangjiunengyinqiwodezhuyi。”

傻逼。

许昭昭翻了个白眼。

taxianzaifeichangyouqian,youzheishijianzaizheipeitamenwanbadaozongcaidexima,haiburubailanxiangshourensheng。

“dage,wojiaoniyishengge,nirangwozouba,wozhenmeixingquzaichengweinimenweidaaiqingdebanjiaoshi。”

xuzhaozhaonianzheshenyandejiashixionghou,ziranshibuxiangdezui,wanyizheidiangongyinuzhixia,qianjixujia,zijiqianjindaxiaojiedeshenghuohaimeikaishi,jiujieshule,neidebuchangshi。

“niyiweiwohuixiangxinma?”

shenyanchixiaoyisheng,pinizheyanqianmianrongjingzhidenvren。

kanzheijiashi,shibudasuanfangtazoulebei?

neijiubieguaizijilou,xixi。

xuzhaozhao“putong”chaozheshenyanjiushiguixia,shengleijuxiabaozhetadedatui,“woqiuqiunile,nibuyaozaishuolehaobuhao,wozhendeyijinghenshangxinle。”

“nimingmingzhidaowoxihuanni,wodouyaofangshoule,niweishenmehaiyaozheiyang,nijiuyidingyaorangwozheimenankanma?”

shuozhe,xuzhaozhaoshenshoubalazheshenyandekuzi,chenzheshenyandanaoyipiankongbaideshihou,shunshijiekailetadepidaiheniukou。

jinjinshijimiaozhong,shenyanjiuluchulejianshuoxuebaidetui,haiyouneipaidaxingdefenseneiku。

xuzhaozhaojide,zheihaoxiangshishuzhongnvzhuqinsuisongde。

qinglvjiandexiaobaxi,zeze。

zheiyimushunjianyindezhongrenweiguan,bushaorenjiangzheiyimuluxialai,fashangleweibohedouyin,shunjiandengshangleresou,shenzhiyourendangchangkailezhibo。

shenyanhuiguoshenlai,lianmangcheshangzijidekuzichuanshang,liansezhanghong,henkuaiyouyinchenxialai,“xuzhaozhao!”

“wozhishiaiyigeren,woyoucuoma?”

“niruoaiwo,wodingfengpeidaodi,niruobuai,wobianfangshou,rangniziyou,weishenme,weishenme……”

xuzhaozhaowanquanwushishenyan,wuzhezijidexiongkou,guzuoyiliantongku,“weishenmeaiyigerenzheimenan,shenyan,ninandaocongweiaiguowoma?”

shenyanqiaozhetazheifumoyang,zhizedehuadaolezuibianyouyanlehuiqu,“aishiziside,woxinlizhiyouqinsui……”

“啪——!”

xuzhaozhaoyibazhangshanzaileshenyanlianshang。

“xuzhaozhao,nishibushifengle?!jingrangandongshoudawo!”

shenyanwuzhelian,dengdashuangyan,nanyizhixindekanzheyanqianleiliumanmiandenvren。

zhijianxuzhaozhaochuoqizhe,qingqingyaoleyaotou,“woshitaiainile,wotingbudenishuoniaibierendehua,yishiqingnanzijin,duibuqi……”

xuzhaozhaoxiaoxinyiyixiangyaoshenshou,beishenyanduokai。

tashensefuzadedingzhexuzhaozhaokudelihuadaiyudemoyang,xianrujiujie。

meixiangdao,tajingranzheimeaiwo,zhishitingdaowoshuoaibiederendehuajiushoulezheimedadeciji……

“xingle,zheijianshiqingdaociweizhi,worangsijisongnihuiqu。”

shenyanmousefuza,lianserengjiusuanbudetaihao,yaozheyashuowan,zaibaobiaodekailuxiacongconglikaixianchang。

xuzhaozhaozeshizuoshangche,hengzhegehuijia。

lushang,takanzheresoucitiao,dengdaleshuangyan。

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这流量……

xuzhaozhaoheiheiyixiao,xinliyouledasuan。

tazhijiedakaipifaruanjian,hualesanqiankuaipifaleliangwantiaopaidaxingtongkuanneiku。

yidaojiajiudakaidouyin,zhuceshangjia,huosuanpaihaoleyiqie,kaiqizhibo,chenzhezhibojianmeirendejifenzhong,xunsuguagouwuche。

yuanzhuyoufensiliuliangjichu,banshierzirankuai。

zhibobiaoyu:nixiangyongyoubazongtongkuanneikuma?

xuzhaozhaozhibokaishi,shifenzhongzhihou,zhibojianjiukaishidaliangshangren,henkuaijiutupolesanwanren。

“wozhongshengle,zhongshengchenglenannvzhushenbiandeedunvpei,renrenxianqiwo,wobuxiaoxintuolebazongdekuzi,poyushengji,kaishizhibo。”

xuzhaozhaoyilianzhenchengkaishijieshao。

弹幕飞速弹着。

【zheicaibudaoyitian,jiuxiangzhechulailaoqianle?】

【zhenzhaorenxian,huogaishenzongbuaini。】

xuzhaozhaokanzhedanmu,fuekuxiao,youshitanxi,“wozaiyebuwanchouxiangle,diyi,meiyourennengdongwodeyoumo,dierzhendeyourenbawodangxiaochou。”

cihuayichu,danmufengpingshunjianzhuanbian。

xiangxiangluosifen:【wojuedezheijiehenchouxianga,nimenzhenbudongma?】

shimianxiaozhang:【woaichouxiangmeinv。】

xuzhaozhao@shimianxiaozhang:【buchu。】

【xiangwenwen,zongcaipingchanghuishouxineikuma?haishishuozongcaideneikudoushiripao?】

【ripaoba?womeiyoubanfajieshouzongcaiyitiaoneikuchuanliangci。】

xuzhaozhaojianyourentidaozhengshi,yushigouchunyixiao,“qishibumandajiashuo,wozaihaomenyoulixujiu。”

“ai,henduoshidoubuxiangdajiakandaodeneiyang……”

xuzhaozhaohelekouzhenzhunaicha,duanqilaikanlekan,“zheizhenzhu……(jiaojiaojiao)haitingyourenxing(jiaojiaojiao)……”

【jie,biediaoweikou,jiezheshuoa。】

【woyedianyibei,jie,nijiezheshuo。】

xuzhaozhaotanxiyisheng,“dajiadouzhidao,cengjinwoduishenyanqiongzhuimengda,yeyeliuleixinsui,xianzaifangqidezheimeguoduan,genhaomenyeshituobuleganxi,dajiazhidaoshiweishenmema?”