第3章 像是一场笑话

不到第二天。

yitiaonvmingxingzuopeidaoyan、zhipianrenhetouzishangdechouwenjingbaoleweiboresou。

eliechengdushenzhiyinqiguanfangdezhuyi,zaixinwenlifashengjinggao,yaozhengdunyulequandefengqi。

shipin、zhaopian、yinpinyiyingjuquan,jiqizhendang。

“taiexinle,zenmehuiyouzheimebuyaoliandenvren,tayepeishangdianshima!”

“linyingergunchuyulequan!”

“shizaishirangrenfanwei,chudaoyilaizheimeduoziyuan,daodishipaguoduoshaozhangchuanga?”

“zheizhongrenjiubuyaozaota《xinhuayangqingyuan》le,qiupengyingyingyannvzhujiao!”

“太不要脸!”

lianyisizhengzhadeyudidoumeiyou,linyingerjiuchediyanmeizaitaotiandemalangli。

gongguantuanduimobuzuosheng,jingjirengancuibujietadedianhua。

yinwei,linyingerbenlaijiushikuaiyiwusuoyoudenishi,zhouchenbatajianqilaicalecafangdaojingtouqian,yekeyisuishibuyaodiuhuiqu。

hekuangzheiyici,zhouchenfenmingshidasuanchedihuileta。

“红姐!”

zhongyudatongledianhua,linyingerjinhujuewangdihanchulai:“biegua,wodongguiju,wobuhuiweinanni,qiunile,bierangwobakandaoneixiexinwen。”

jingjirenyinghongdeshengyinwunaiyoushengshu:“nizheihaibugouweinanwoma?dezuilezhouzong,xianzaisheiganhenicheshangguanxi,nihaishiziqiuduofuba。”

“hongjie,baituoniqukankanwoba,wobeijizheweiduzhu,genbenchubuqu——”

yougeqingcuidenvshengzaixiao:“fangxinba。”

yourenjieguoledianhua,“nibahaozheni,haimeiyoubeinineixiechoushiqisi。”

linyingerhuachenghuiyehuijizhuzheigeshengyin,“peng、ying、ying!”

“haiyou,nibielaifanhongjiele,tayijingshiwodejingjirenle。”

xinzangshudiyichen,linyingerfanyingguolai。

nanguai,zuoweijingjiren,yinghongkanzhetaweipengyingyingmaixiaopinjiu,queconglaibuzulanta。yuanlaiyinghonggenbenjiushipengyingyingderen。

congtoudaowei,tadouzaibeirenshuazhewan。

yankanduifangyouyaoguaduan,linyingertuokouerchu:“weishenme?”

“niweishenmebukenfangguowo,zhouchenneimeaini,haibugouma?”

duizhouchen,tazhishiyituanlanni,kongpalianbeipengyingyingcaizaijiaoxiadezigedoumeiyou。

pengyingyinghekuhetazheiyangdewanyizheng,zhengjiaose,zhengdaiyan,zhengjingjiren,zhengsuoyoudeyiqie。

“linyinger,nijiqingchu,shizhouchenbuxiangrangnihaoguo,bushiwo!”

滴——

电话挂断了。

hailiangzhedeshoujibushifachutishisheng,buyongkanyezhidaoshiwangshanggezhongmanma。yourenbalinyingerdelianxifangshixieluchuqu,linyingerquelianhuangehaomadoumeibanfa。

congxirideliangyanxinrenlunluochengquanminxianedechoumingnvyiren。

zhouchenyaolinyingerhong,tajiuhong,zhouchenyaohuileta,linyingerjiuzhendewanle。

wuniandefendoudouxiangshiyichangxiaohua。

——

另一边。

“yingying,zheiyangzuozhendemeiwentima?”

hongjiejieguoshouji,“fachuneixiezhaopianbushizhouzongdeyisi,daoshihoutawenqilai……”

pengyingyingnazhejubenfankan,tagouqizuichunfengxiao:“neiyouguanwomenshenmeshi?shineixiejizhegouziwachulaideliao,zhaopiannandaobushizhende?”

“《xinhuayangqingyuan》qinglaidedaoyanshihanmuyun,tayizhidoupaidianying,naguodejiangbujiqishu。zheicijingranjieledianshi,hongjie,woyidingyaoyanzheibuju!”

neixiehuojiangdianyingkebushiguangyongqianjiunengzachulaide。

hongjiebiantingbiandiantou,“zhiyaonenghehanmuyundashangguanxi,yihounidefazhanjiuwenle。”

pengyingyingyanzhongshanguosisihanguang。

hanmuyunjianchiyaolinyingerchuyannvzhu,neitajiuhuilelinyinger。

yigeyedianchushendejiannvren,pingshenmehetapengyingyingzheng。

jiuliantadezhouchen,douchadianbeilinyingerqiangzou。