第2章

yushiyizhouhou,chenredatie,wochengleyidangremenmanzonglidechangzhujiabin。

yiqicanjiajiemuhaiyouzheijianshidelingyigezhujiao,yingdizhuangzhixu。

yijizuijindahuodeliuliangxiaohuawangjiawei。

woyichuchang,danmudouyaobarenjiyanmeile。

【fengpijielaile,wojiushuoshichaozuoba,kaofafenghuodeliuliang,zheijiecaishixijing。】

【zhende,jiuta,genwomenjiaweiweibiqilaizhendechataiduole。】

【helihuaiyitajiushilaipengciwomenjiayingdide,zheizhongdaotienvzhenjianni。】

dangran,zheigeshijieshangbushifeiheijibaide。

yeyouwangyouzaidabaobuping。

【haokanaikanwotiantiankan,buxiangkandenizhijieyoushangjiaochadiaojiuxing,buyaowurandanmuhaoma。】

【youlailefansile,tiantiancijingtiantianlacai,nijiazhengzhugaoguinimenzhijiegongqilaihaole,hebixiafantaohuiqini。】

【zheishimanzong,bushilianzong,jujiezhenrenkunbang。bieyingxiangwomenkanjiefafeng。】

woreqingjiguanzhongdazhaohu:

「dajiahao,woshiwenjingxiaonvshengxuxinyi,ganshashabuxing,chifandiyiming,houmiandajiaruguokanbuguanwo,meiguanxide,renzhedianjiuhaole,bijingwoyoubuhuigai。」

弹幕集体破防:

【shuodehenhao,xiacibieshuole。】

【gejudakaile,zheibeiziwoyeyaogenzheijieyiyang,jiuhuo2gezi,panni。】

【xuxinyinizhendewokusi,xiangtazheimecongyierzhongfafengderenbuduole。】

【wenjingxiaonvshengdouchulaile,yangguangkailangdananhaihaihuiyuanma?】

hai,nibieshuo,nihaizhenbieshuo。

zhuangzhixujiushizheimedazhaohude:「dajiahao,yangguangkailangdananhaizhuangzhixu,xiwanggendajiayiqiduguokaixinderizi。」

于是弹幕变成了:

【yingdiyeshi5gchonglangxuanshou,aileaile。】

【bushi,wenjingxiaonvshengvsyangguangkailangdananhai,tamenliangbuhuishizhendeba?】

【loushangde,wojiuxihuannizheizhongbugubierensihuodeyoumogan(houjiao)(niuqu)(xiaoshengbibi)】

suoyidaolewangjiaweijieshaodeshihou。

dajiajiubijiaoqidaitahuishuoshenmele。

tamianduizhejingtou,yifusuiyuejinghaodeyangzi,miantianweixiao:

「dajiahao,woshiwangjiawei,genxinyibidehuayoudianneixiang,yemeitarenyouqu,xiwangdajiabuyaobeiwowuliaodao,wotingquan,huihaohaogenqianbeimenxuexide。」

粉丝们很买账。

【weiweinver,woyeneixiang,chumendouzouxiashuidao。】

【woyeneixiang,chumentoudouzhuangdouli。】

【meiwoneixiang,chumenbudaitou。】

ze,zheichawei,woxiaoleyisheng。

zheicaigangkaishi,jiuyaocijingwole?

shushuwoa,meidezuiguotaba?

daoyanwenwoxiaosha,woyaoleyaotou:「gangganglaideshihouchimiantangdaoleshetou,youdiantong,zaixiangyoumeiyousheidefujishibingde。」