【脑子寄存处】
【tianmingrenmaloudakachu】
【pansidongshangmennvxujijie】
【kangjinxingjun、pansidongdajieerjiesimeicpdd】
pingxingshijie，quanqiujiyuan2054nian！
mocheng，xuanwudaxueyingcaiban：
“ai，chenfan，anjian，zuowannimenshangwangkanxinwenmei？”
“yingjiangzhiguozaiguxilazhidikaiqideyadiannayuwaizhidi，yigonglvequanbudebossheyinzangjuqing，yingdelec+jiziyuanjiangli！”
“zheihainengbuzhidao，douyin、kuaishou，weibo，gezhongshoujiappshang，douzaifengkuangjiwotui，doushangresoule！”
“kepaa，yingjiangzhiguodequanminzhinangtuan，shushikepa，zheicaijitian？yigec+jideyuwaijindi，quanxiangaopo！”
“xianmua！c+jideyuwaijindi，qineidedanshui，tiandiheliangshiziyuanduodaoshudoushubuqing…xianrujin，yingjiangzhiguoyinggaishiquanqiuzuifuyoudeguojia，meiyouzhiyileba？”
“tingshuoyingjiangzhiguoxianrujinsuoyongyoudeziyuan，kezaigongquanguorenkouhuihuoxiaohaoshinian！”
“longguoni？womenlongguoni？”
“hao…haoxiang…chengbulejinianle…”
咣当！
you**touzhongzhongdezazailekezhuoshang。
“keea，guxiladeyuwaijindi，womenlongguodegonglveduiwu，jingranlianqianshidoujinbuqu！”
“rencaidiaoling，guguowenhualiuwangdaijin，henzhengchang…”
“zhengchang？？？anjian？nitingting，nizheitmshuodejiaorenhua？”
……
jimuerbian，yuanbenjijizhazhaguozaodetaolunsheng，biandeyuelaiyuexiao。
shenzhi，jiuliangangcaineizhenderangtashuibuhaojuedeyonglizazhuozideshengyindoumeiyoule！
jimudeyanpizihenchen，chendao，genbenzhengbukai。
他实在是太困了！
yenanguai，zuoweiyiming**deyouxizhubo，zaiguoneiyi《xiyouji》weibeijinglanbande3ajidazuo《heishenhua·wukong》fashouzhichu，bianyinqiquanminkuangchaodeshihou。
tabixuyaozhuajintongguan，henhendezhuazhuzheiboredu。
buran，tazheigekaoyouxizhibomianqiangduridedaxueshengjianxiaozhubo，zhendeyaoesile！
三天三夜！
72xiaoshidejixiantezhongbingshidewanmeitongguan，zaijiqidashenglinggen，piguayijiruyijingubang，chengweizhenzhengdedashengzhihou。
meiyouxuanzezairulunhui，xinmanyizudejimu，meimeideshuileguoqu！
zheiyishui，tagenbenbuzhidaozijishuileduojiu！
直到…
neizhongzhongzazaitaerpandeyiquan！
jimubeijingxingle，hunchenchendenaokuo，hentong！
hailiangsuipianhua，yuanbenbushuyutadeqingjingjiyi，xiangbotaoxiongyongdehaishuiyiyang，fengkuangdezaichongshuazhetadenaohai！
冲麻了！
嗡…
下一秒…
banbianliandoushuimaledeta，lengbuding，taiqitoulai！
“**！jimu，nitmzhenherena！laozidouyiweinibeiguiyashenleni！”
“**，jimu，nizenmeshuidezhede？longguowangle！longguoyaowangle！”
yourenzhuazhejimudejianbang，shijingyao。
完…
脑袋好像更沉了点~
“nikebizuiba，gaolin，tiantale，yougeergaodedingzhe，nihuanggemaoa？”
“dazhangfu，zidangmageguoshi，zhansishachang！henna！weishenme，wobushibeizhengzhaozhe！ruguoshiwo，duanbuhuiranglongguo，lianqian10doujinbuqu！”
“deleba，neixieyuwaijindi，doushisuijizhengzhaoquanqiugeguogongminde！neijilvbidahailaozhenhaidi，jiuni？zheishentisuzhi，haishibiezuomengleba！”
“wozuijinyijingzaifengkuangyueduheyanjiugeguodegudianshenhuawenxian、minsugushi，weiwomenguojiadegonglvezhinangtuan，gongxianyifenmianbozhili！”
“niubi，xiongdi！nei，nitouchuqudegubengonglveshu，beilongguodezhinangtuancainalejifen？”
“一份都没有！”
lairendehuidayouxiekunao。
……
jingenzhe，sizhoubianchuanlaileyipianhongxiao！
jimudaidaidekanzhe，xinlixiangdafanlewuweiping，zuibayizababuchuweidaole！
ta…tabushigangtongguanle《heishenhua·wukong》ma？tadouyindezhibojianbushicaiganggangtupole10w+ma？