第二章 坑爹的穿越

haihao,haihao!zhishaoxiangmaoheyiqianhaishiyiyangde!buguo……

zheiyilianlongqidefeirou,xiangyigemiantuan。yuanlaipiaoliangdedanfengyan,yingshengshengdebeijixiaoleyiban,biziyeyinweitaipang,kanbuchutingbalitideyangzi。zuiherendehaishineizhongzhongdiedie,siqifushanmaidexiaba。

而且……

pangjiusuanle,zheigeyuanzhuhailata!erqieshifeichangdelata!maozheyoudetoufazhanhuhudetiezaitoupishang,yanjiaoshanghaiyinyuekandedaoyanshi。

yucitongshi,yimumusishihuiyidepianduan,cuanrutadenaohaizhizhong。rangtaduixianzaidezhuangkuangzhujianqingxiqilai,taqueshishichuanyuele。erqiehaijiarenle,jiajileyigeyingzhang。

zhaoshuo,yitayingzhangdeshenfen,qugelaopohaiburongyi。

danshi,zheigeyingzhangchushengzaiyuanjinwenmingdepinkuncun,youmeiyoushenfenbeijing,erqieshichulemingdelengmianyanwang。zuizhuyaodeshi——jialibushiyibandeqiong,laodieyinweikangzhan,shangleyitiaotui,chengleshangcanrenshi,zheigelengmianyanwangshilaoda,xiamianhaiyoulianggedidiheyigemeimei。

yinweijiatingdefulei,zhishitaershibasuihaimeiquqi。

ranhou,yinweiyuanzhudeniang,xiangzaodianbazheigehaochilanzuodenverjiadiao,jiuzhaoleshilibaxiangdouchumingdemeiposhangmenshuoqin,yaodecailiyoushao。zheiyingzhangzaixilihutudeqingkuangxia,jiuquleyuanzhu。

eryuanzhuxinqigao,tagenzhezheiyingzhangdaolejunyingzhihou,quekanshanglekongjiangxialaidefuyingzhangwangjianguo。suirantadedengjibiyuanzhudezhangfu,diyigedengji,dannaibuzhurenjiashishizhangdeerzia!erqiezhangxiangyingjun,weirenbinbinyouli,zishenshiliyebucuo。

suoyi,buzhiyangmenglan,junduilihenduonvhaierdouxihuanta,youqishiwengongtuanlide。zhishi,meiyouyigenvhaier,xiangyuanzhuzheiyangdanda,zhijiepaoqugaobai。houlai,youyiwaitingdaowangjianguoyurenliaotianshi,duiyuanzhudejiansuankebodepingjia。

yuanzhuyishixiufenweiqu,biandakaimeiqizishale。

yangmenglanhenshiwuyu,zheiyuanzhubujinsha,erqiehaihenjipin!danshi,xianzaitayegujibudaozheixie。yinwei,tadeduzixianzaizhenggulu、guludekangyizhe。yangmenglanmolemoyijingyouxiazhuiqushideduzi,dao:“suanle,haozaimingzimeihuan,zijihaishixiantianbaoduzizaishuoba!”

yangmenglanzoujinchufang。yigusuanchoudeweidao,chadianbataxunyun!wodegetiana,zheidaodishibushirenzhudedifang?shuichiliduimanlepanzihewan,youxiedouyijingfasuanfachou。

“tiana!zheixiedongxidaodifangleduojiu?”yangmenglanrenbuzhuaihaodao。